Security WONTFIX: No patch for Windows Server 2003 IIS critical bug – Microsoft Suggested workaround for exploited flaw: Upgrade to a non-EoL operating system 31 Mar 00:46 | 60
On-Prem Stop us if you've heard this one before: IBM sheds more workers – this time, tech sales 'Very big cut' hits teams in US 31 Mar 01:38 | 52
UPDATE VMware to end support for third-party virtual switches Virtzilla says hardly anyone isn't using its own vSwitches already 31 Mar 02:12 | 9
Science How hard will it be to measure Planet Nine? First, find it, which is hard. Second, see if it occludes stars, which is really, really hard 31 Mar 02:57 | 26
Security Researchers steal data from CPU cache shared by two VMs All of a sudden dedicated instances are looking a lot better than multi-tenancy 31 Mar 03:57 | 3
Science Wet, wild Mars stripped off by hot young star, left barren and red faced And they dare call El Reg The Sun of science and technology – the nerve! 31 Mar 05:02 | 21
Security Facebook, Google, etc: Yeah, yeah, we'll work on the nasty stuff about bombs – but we ain't doing no backdoors US tech giants react to UK Home Secretary Rudd 31 Mar 05:27 | 28
Storage Blimey, did you know? It's World Backup Day. But... surely every day is world backup day? Right? You're keeping backups, right? No? Well, do it now 31 Mar 06:01 | 22
Software Y'know CSS was to kill off HTML table layout? Well, second time's a charm: Meet CSS Grid Browser makers unite to make web design great again 31 Mar 06:22 | 84
OSes Is your iOS app piling on weight? Blame Xcode 8.3: We shed light on Apple's bloat riddle Developers puzzled by binaries' bitcode explosion 31 Mar 06:38 | 7
AI + ML Don't fall for the AI hype: Here are the ingredients you need to build an actual useful thing Your fancy ML algo is only a small part of the puzzle 31 Mar 07:01 | 12
ON-CALL PC survived lightning strike thanks to a good kicking Plus: The strange case of the ghost keyboard that typed random rubbish 31 Mar 07:31 | 77
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Forget robot overlords, humankind will get finished off by IoT Your bot looks cute but it's easy to crack 31 Mar 08:01 | 90
Episode 4 BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience' Putting the shi* into internship 31 Mar 09:09 | 98
Legal Confidence in £70m customs system has 'collapsed', warns Treasury Committee Under Brexit, service faces five-fold rise in transactions 31 Mar 09:52 | 52
Edge + IoT BMW chief: Big auto will stay in the driving seat with autonomous cars Tech companies will struggle to take over the road 31 Mar 10:48 | 41
Legal Ofcom pressuring BT to slash wholesale prices for superfast broadband Charges for 40Mbps packages to be cut by 40 per cent 31 Mar 11:24 | 35
Devops Massive scale, tight security – what's not to love about Kubernetes 1.6? Well... Cult status is not enough for Mr Money Pants 31 Mar 11:55 | 8
Security Point-and-pwn tool for posers dumbs down ransomware spreading I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty hacker 31 Mar 12:56 | 8
AI + ML UK gov draws driverless car test zone around M40 corridor No need for top hats and red flags says secretary of state 31 Mar 13:28 | 67
Security Kremlin-linked hacker crew's tactics exposed Researchers publish intel on US election meddlers 31 Mar 14:02 | 27
+Comment Storage startup detaches field sales force from its nexus Pivots away from direct sales to web download and channel 31 Mar 15:05 | 5
On-Prem Indian Business Machines? One-third of Big Blue staff based there and Bangladesh Internal blog from worldwide HR exec confirms extent of offshoring 31 Mar 15:18 | 43
Security WikiLeaks exposes CIA anti-forensics tool that makes Uncle Sam seem fluent in enemy tongues 我绝对是中国人 31 Mar 16:01 | 40
On-Prem Oculus Drift: VR gaming boss out at Facebook Less-than-rosy Palmer leaving Zuck's $2bn lawsuit magnet 31 Mar 17:37 | 9
Security US ATM fraud surges despite EMV Best educate yourself about what you can do 31 Mar 17:59 | 48
Security Yee-hacked! Fired Texan sysadmin goes rogue, trashes boot business Pays high price for 'elphaser' backdoor antics 31 Mar 18:50 | 106
Update Good Guy Comcast: We're not going to sell your data, trust us We won't mistreat customers on this, vows company best known for mistreating customers 31 Mar 20:20 | 36
On-Prem Apple Store in Pennsylvania hit with discrimination complaint Ex-worker claims African-American shoppers were targeted 31 Mar 22:36 | 37
Storage Friday storage congeries, convocation, collection, compilation, cumulation And congregation, caboodle – OK enough with the synonyms already! 31 Mar 23:42 | 1
Devops Microsoft taking CodePlex behind the shed and shooting it by Christmas Advises developers to move to GitHub 31 Mar 23:58 | 26