Personal Tech What's a 'good' quarter at AMD these days? Chucking $73m on a fire Don't worry, baby, it'll be really great in the second quarter 02 May 00:13 | 7
On-Prem Cisco slurps Viptela to bolster SD-WAN management US$610 million shaves a third from last year's valuation 02 May 00:58 | 3
Devops Jenkins admin? Get buzzy patching, says Cloudbees DevOps types are going to have to prioritise Ops for a bit to quash Java, login vulns 02 May 01:26 | 2
Legal Trump trumps US Digital Service with order to establish American Technology Council 'Americans must transform and modernize its information technology' but Silicon Valley hasn't been invited to help 02 May 02:11 | 16
Networks Up Wolf Creek without a signal: outback cable cut disconnects top end TPG, Optus customers Truck hauls up Nextgen fibre, the fix is in once repair crews can find the break 02 May 03:04 | 4
Security Pen-tester gets past Microsoft VB macro barriers Outlook Forms aren't macros, after all - but is it a bug or a feature? 02 May 03:07 | 14
On-Prem AWOL Payroll outfit Plutus says it's very solvent, but can't say when it will pay workers Also won't say why <1,000 people didn't get paid 02 May 04:24 | 5
Security Eurocrats prep white-box crypto capture-the-flag ECRYPT WhibOx Challenge opens May 15 02 May 04:58 | 2
Updated Loadsamoney: UK mulls fining Facebook, Twitter, Google for not washing away filth, terror vids MPs suggest 'system' of punishments in web crackdown 02 May 06:03 | 52
Science Boffins gently wake the Large Hadron Collider from annual hibernation Winter upgrade boosted 'inverse femtobarns' for more accurate stuff-spotting 02 May 06:31 | 37
On-Prem Billion-dollar skincare biz scrubs IT makeover, spends days in a daze Rodan + Fields discovers you can't put lipstick on this pig of a tech setup 02 May 07:04 | 13
Virtualization SpaceX spin-out plans to put virtual machines in orbit Software-defined satellites will run XenServer and let you upload new workloads 02 May 07:27 | 53
Legal Gig economy tech giants are 'free riding' on the welfare state, say MPs Calls for UK.gov to close the loopholes allowing 'bogus' self-employment status 02 May 08:04 | 85
On-Prem UK outsourcing market hits record levels Total annual contract value highest ever recorded 02 May 08:33 | 13
OSes Post Unity 8 Ubuntu shock? Relax, Linux has been here before Shaping up for a Red Hat or SUSE future 02 May 09:01 | 65
Legal UK patent troll protections tweaked – lawyers exempted Relevant Bill section now five times longer 02 May 09:48 | 11
Networks Sun sets on eight domain names managed by CentralNic Customers warned sites such as gb.com will no longer be in use 02 May 10:06 | 10
On-Prem LinkedIn chatbots to help with 'important conversations' What could possibly go wrong? 02 May 10:33 | 27
+Comment Core blimey! 10,000 per rack in startup's cloud-in-a-box Scale-out servers packaged in ickle-wickle cases 02 May 11:01 | 12
Personal Tech Forgetful ZX Spectrum reboot firm loses control of its web domains Security breach? Really? 02 May 11:36 | 35
OSes Welsh Linux Mint terror nerd jailed for 8 years How about that stripey suntan then, boyo? 02 May 12:01 | 50
Bootnotes Heroic stepmum takes one for team, sticks pot pipe up wazoo Puff, puff... pass 02 May 12:31 | 22
Storage Infinidat claims it can beat any all-flash array, uses innocent pooches to appear convincing Mouthy vendor issues ten grand win-or-lose challenge 02 May 13:02 | 9
Liveblog Microsoft sparks new war with Google with, er, $999+ lappies for kids Windows 10 S will try to oust Chromebooks 02 May 13:37 | 96
Bootnotes Male escort forgot pregnancy protection, scores data protection instead You’re not taking das Michael, German judges tell gigolo’s impregnated client 02 May 14:03 | 82
Startup Olé 2017 3D printing and drones are the tech del día at Spanish startup fiesta Greetings from sunny Salamanca 02 May 14:34 | 6
Security Cybercrook spared jail after copping to FIFA video game mega-hack 23-year-old walks away with probation and $1.5m fine 02 May 15:49 | 12
Servers Secret FabricXpress sauce gives X-IO the edge for the edge Super-speedy Axellio servers take the fight to the old guard 02 May 16:32 | 4
Networks Transatlantic link typo by Sweden's Telia broke Cloudflare in the US Whose fault was it? We have a pretty good Ikea 02 May 19:09 | 14
Analysis As senior bosses eject and shares crash... is it time to pray for Nutanix? Shine comes off hyper-converged boxes as meteoric growth plateaus 02 May 19:33 | 2
Legal Republicans go all Braveheart again with anti-net neutrality bill They may take our bytes, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM! 02 May 19:44 | 49
OSes Red Hat wraps AWS in OpenShift containers for easy consumption Linux vendor insists on thinking inside the containerized box 02 May 19:53 | 5
Security It's Russian hackers, FBI and Wikileaks wot won it – Hillary Clinton on her devastating election loss Oddly, fails to mention massive voter distrust, strategic failings 02 May 20:57 | 107
Personal Tech Apple leaks new thinner, lighter iPad ... revenues China, really bad. iPhones are over hyped. Still, $1bn is $1bn 02 May 23:56 | 19