POLL Google cloud glitch hits at Beer O'Clock Friday, fix coming Monday Cloud SQL backups being 'forced' instead of automated for 60 hours or more 22 May 00:58 | 10
Legal Japan (lightly) regulates high-frequency algorithmic trading It's more than half of the Tokyo Stock Exchange, but just who's doing what is hard to say 22 May 01:58 | 23
Software Hi! I’m Foxy! It looks like you want to run Flash. Do you need help? Firefox 55 to get all up in your face if a web page needs Adobe's hell-spawn 22 May 02:58 | 47
NSFW Has AI gone too far? DeepTingle turns El Reg news into terrible erotica Some like it bot... but Jilly Cooper, this machine-learning software is not 22 May 05:02 | 42
SaaS Public Cloud makes it to Africa for the first time Microsoft plants a flag before Google, AWS and IBM 22 May 05:36 | 9
Science NASA duo plan Tuesday ISS spacewalk to replace the mux that sux All hail Peggy Whitson, hands-on sysadmin – IN SPAAACE 22 May 06:02 | 29
Storage Code-thief pleads guilty to pinching file system to sell to China DoJ isn't naming names but this was probably an attempt to lift IBM's GPFS 22 May 06:28 | 15
Updated Telecoms fail in UK takes down passport scanners in Australia Airport chaos as check-in counters revert to archaic manual processes 22 May 06:46 | 48
AI + ML Cloud giants 'ran out' of fast GPUs for AI boffins Capacity droughts hit just before conference paper deadlines, say researchers 22 May 06:57 | 14
Interview Constellations and MIMO to take fibre to a future beyond the terabit Nokia Bell Labs' Dr Laurent Schmalen explains how networks can find a new gear 22 May 07:31 | 2
Comment The eternal battle for OpenStack's soul will conclude in three years. Again Beyond cars, toasters and American Gods 22 May 08:08 | 9
HPC Blog Parallel programming masterclass with compsci maven online Dr Panda's recent Swiss presentation free to view 22 May 08:26 | 5
Review Huawei Honor 8 Pro: Makes iPhone 7 Plus look a bit crap And it's under £500... 22 May 09:06 | 117
Devops GitHub throws open doors on 'app' souk Online store will try to make developer tools work better for businesses 22 May 09:30 | 1
Profile Rubrik CEO: It's a passion project, not a hobby and not a 'job' Bipul Sinha and the Indian ex-pat tech CEO's club 22 May 10:02 |
¡Bong! Project Gollum: Because NHS Caring means NHS Sharing How we will save the NHS from cyber-ransom 22 May 10:33 | 22
Legal No nudity please, we're killing ourselves: Advice to Facebook mods leaks What's allowed and what isn't 22 May 10:54 | 68
+Comment Ding-ding-ding. Round 2 of Toshiba Memory biz bid fight. Where the heck is WDC? 4 fighters in the ring... but Western Dig could still jump in 22 May 11:30 |
Exclusive O2 will be carrying out UK IoT connectivity trials later this year Internet of Things arrives at British telco 22 May 11:56 | 11
On-Prem SoftBank-Saudi fund raises world's biggest tech pot at $93bn AI, robotics fund definitely won't trigger the singularity *twitch* 22 May 12:29 | 11
On-Prem Uncle Sam drags feet on govt data center cull Not enough agencies tightening their belts, say auditors 22 May 13:03 | 8
Science Ford to replace CEO with connected car division boss – reports Share price slump sees a certain door opening early 22 May 13:29 | 20
Security Quick, better lock down that CISO role. Salaries have apparently hit €1m Thanks WannaCrypt... Hey, about our new security budget. Oh, you've cut it 22 May 14:02 | 26
Personal Tech Pioneer Kodi plug-in unplugs Too risky, too spammy, too smutty, say devs 22 May 14:32 | 15
Security 7 NSA hack tool wielding follow-up worm oozes onto scene: Hello, no need for any phish! Why can't you be like a cheerful HHGTTG dolphin overlord? 22 May 15:01 | 18
HPC Blog IBM man goes deep on why they're all shiny OpenCAPI people More details emerge at HPC powwow in Switzerland 22 May 15:24 | 2
Bootnotes Vegemite tries to hijack Qantas name-our-planes competition He just smiled and gave me... er, a copy of the Ts and Cs 22 May 16:03 | 63
Storage SSD price premium over disk faaaalling Updated IDC SSD forecast sees 44 per cent capacity CAGR 2016-2021 22 May 17:49 | 48
On-Prem Scheming copyright scam lawyer John Steele disbarred in Illinois Justice coming for Prenda Law 22 May 18:33 | 32
On-Prem Supreme Court closes court-shopping loophole for patent trolls Things are about to get very quiet in Eastern Texas 22 May 19:09 | 36
Edge + IoT New York Attorney General settles with Bluetooth lock maker over insecurity claims One down, at least seven more to go 22 May 19:19 | 19
Science Gravitational waves permanently change spacetime, say astroboffins 'Orphan memory' could unlock more secrets hidden in our universe 22 May 19:59 | 33
On-Prem Google leak-hunting team put under unwelcome spotlight Lawsuit reveals ominous warnings from former government special agent 22 May 20:53 | 13
Software Emissions cheating detection shines light on black box code But boffins say better tools are needed to nab scofflaws 22 May 21:36 | 40
Networks House GOP takes crack at ISP privacy bill US lawmakers try to clear up FTC control over data collection 22 May 22:47 | 5
SaaS Bankrupt school ITT pleads 'don't let Microsoft wipe our cloud data!' Define irony: For-profit school wants unpaid bill forgiven 22 May 23:35 | 66