Comment Stop trying to make The Machine happen, HPE. It's not going to happen IT biz bags US govt cash to tinker with lab experiment 16 Jun 00:35 | 16
Poll Windows Server to get twice-yearly updates, plus stable and fast-moving branches Nano Server to go containers-only, Server Core pushed for all other workloads 16 Jun 00:58 | 16
Software Yeah, if you could just stop writing those Y2K compliance reports, that would be great Uncle Sam scraps rules 17 years on from when the world ended, oh wait... 16 Jun 05:02 | 45
Security Brit hacker admits he siphoned info from US military satellite network Department of Defense claims intrusion cost $628,000... er? 16 Jun 05:28 | 45
Poll Software dev bombshell: Programmers who use spaces earn MORE than those who use tabs Well, of course – anyone using tabs should be paid zero 16 Jun 06:03 | 251
Science Just like knotted-up headphones: Entangled photons stay entwined over record distance Literally spooky action at a distance 16 Jun 06:39 | 22
On-Call Fighter pilot shot down laptops with a flick of his copper-plated wrist New motherboards wouldn't fix it, but a magnetic personality can work wonders 16 Jun 07:04 | 170
Personal Tech Samsung releases 49-inch desktop monitor with 32:9 aspect ratio Imagine the spreadsheet you could view on a four-foot-wide 3840 x 1080 beast 16 Jun 07:21 | 117
AI + ML Facebook has a solution to all the toxic dross on its site – wait, it's not AI? No, it's human janitors toiling away, cleaning up wads of hate and terror incitement 16 Jun 07:39 | 23
Storage DDN burst buffer to bimble along more briskly after boost SFAOS, Lustre distribution and WOS given a waxing as well 16 Jun 08:02 | 4
Servers Component makers have their server chums by the short and curlies And the squeeze ain't looking like it'll stop any time soon 16 Jun 08:37 | 9
Networks Ofcom fines Three £1.9m over vulnerability in emergency call handling 999 requests funnelled through single data centre 16 Jun 09:01 | 21
Exclusive Oh the irony: Government Digital Services can't pay staff because of tech problems Helping to transform government to, to... er... There's a plan in place 16 Jun 09:31 | 26
Science Microsoft HoloLens apps to be piloted with 'Hogwarts for the MoD' chapesses, chaps Augmented reality apps for future Army, RAF, RN kids 16 Jun 10:01 | 4
Episode 7 BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour Migrate data? If you're keen on seeing clouds... 16 Jun 11:00 | 98
Legal ICO fines Morrisons for emailing customers who didn't want to be emailed You’ve opted out of marketing emails. Can we just send you a marketing email to check? 16 Jun 11:33 | 44
Servers EPYC leak! No, it's better than celeb noodz: AMD's forthcoming server CPU Specs and performance deets in the wild 16 Jun 11:56 | 22
Legal EU regulators gearing up to slap Google with €1bn fine – reports First decision of three probes expected in coming weeks 16 Jun 12:23 | 31
Storage Burying its head in the NAND: Samsung boosts 64-layer 3D flash chip production Still lagging WDC and Toshiba chip capacity by half 16 Jun 13:01 | 7
On-Prem You'll soon be buying bulgur wheat salad* from Amazon, after it swallowed Whole Foods 13.7 billion Bezos bucks buys luxury retailer 16 Jun 14:56 | 59
On-Prem Brexploitation! PC price wars? Yep. Vendors see who can go higher Tech disties paying up to 42% more for computers since vote 16 Jun 15:32 | 23
Storage And now, in alphabetical order, all the storage news you may have missed From Actian to WANdisco, we've got it all 16 Jun 16:09 | 6
Legal Teen girl who texted boyfriend to kill himself guilty of manslaughter Michelle Carter responsible for beau's sucide, decides court 16 Jun 17:24 | 102
Storage What can you buy with 12 bucks? Avocado on toast? A slice of Tintri? Storage upstart reveals IPO price range, hopes to raise $100m 16 Jun 18:13 | 7
Science As you head off to space with Li-ion batts, don't forget to inject that liquefied gas into them What could go wrong? 16 Jun 19:57 | 40
Software Oops! Facebook outed its antiterror cops whilst they banned admins C'mon, what were they expecting? Privacy? On Facebook? 16 Jun 20:20 | 27
Science Texas says 'howdy' to completely driverless robo-cars on its roads King of the (autonomous) Hill 16 Jun 20:40 | 22
Security FOIA documents show the Kafkaesque state of US mass surveillance ♪ Tech biz fought the spying law and the spying law won 16 Jun 20:58 | 65
On-Prem Google coughs up $5.5m to make recruiters 'screwed out of overtime pay' go away There, some spare change under the couch will solve this 16 Jun 21:49 | 23
Security Worried about election hacking? There's a technology fix – Helios End-to-end encrypted, verifiable voting already in action 16 Jun 23:28 | 79