On-Prem Google sued for paying women less than men Women get the lowly frontend jobs, while the men bask in backend glory 15 Sep 00:10 | 39
Security Another month, another malware outbreak in Google's Play Store 50 apps get pulled as ExpensiveWall malware runs riot in the store 15 Sep 00:24 | 31
Security Chrome to label FTP sites insecure It's only 0.0026 per cent of traffic, but it's all in plaintext so deserves a red flag 15 Sep 00:58 | 31
On-Prem Westpac brings authentication system in-house, binning IBM Bank wants centrally-managed control over access control 15 Sep 01:52 | 5
Edge + IoT IoT gateways get a benchmark from the TPC You're going to run a pair of servers to tend 'things' and pre-analyse their data, OK? 15 Sep 02:03 | 1
Storage Veritas shrinks Sydney office, slashes 60-something support staff Jobs look to be on their way to India 15 Sep 02:44 | 10
SaaS AWS users felt a great disturbance in the cloud, as S3 cried out in terror S3izure made things tricky for an hour, but was no apocalypS3 to match March mess 15 Sep 04:57 | 15
Science Boffin wins (Ig) Nobel prize asking if cats can be liquid Why people hate cheese and speaker worn in the vagina also score 'make you laugh, then make you think' awards 15 Sep 05:57 | 117
ON-CALL User worked with wrong app for two weeks, then complained to IT that data had gone missing Lock down your UIs, developers – customisation can confuse cretins 15 Sep 07:03 | 105
On-Prem Facebook let advertisers target 'Jew-haters' You are our product, says The Social Network™, and we productised your racism 15 Sep 07:22 | 60
DSEI 2017 Tech biz must be more export-focused, says defence kit minister We like your startups – now help post-Brexit UK and start selling abroad 15 Sep 08:00 | 11
Virtualization Video nasty lets VMware guests run code on hosts It's 2017 and SVGA device can p0wn enterprise software. Sigh 15 Sep 08:30 | 14
Something for the Weekend, Sir? 'All-screen display'? But surely every display is all-screen... or is a screen not a display? Sounds like a good idea but looks can be deceptive 15 Sep 09:02 | 96
Science Farewell Cassini! NASA's Saturnian spacecraft waves goodbye for its Grand Finale But the mission is far from over, say scientists 15 Sep 09:32 | 41
ROTM Rise Of the Tiny Machines: Boffins cook up autonomous DNA sorting robot It's coming for your jobs, very, very slowly 15 Sep 10:04 | 9
Security NCC hires three Bank of England cyber experts to beef up assurance business Intros CENTA - that new money smell 15 Sep 10:28 | 3
On-Prem HPE slices and dices globo org chart Waves off another exec in the name of progress 15 Sep 11:09 | 10
Episode 11 BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits BOFH helps promote his company's 'Story' (if promote = bag of quicklime) 15 Sep 11:21 | 58
Legal UK attorney general plans crackdown on 'trial by social media' Oi: Less contempt of court on Facebook and Twitter, says gov law bloke 15 Sep 12:01 | 55
Legal ICO whacks Welsh biz with £350k fine for 150 million nuisance calls Not that data watchdog expects to get that money paid 15 Sep 12:26 | 29
Personal Tech Why the Apple Watch with LTE means a very Apple-y sort of freedom Caveat emptor: It's not what you think 15 Sep 13:25 | 60
Updated DoJ: Look! Google is giving up overseas data for warrants outside Second Circuit Go on, Supremes, have another look at that Microsoft ruling, wouldya? 15 Sep 13:54 | 31
Update Red Hat beer and burger box brouhaha: Would a pint help you wash down the containers? Lures thirsty reporters to watch webinar 15 Sep 14:26 | 2
On-Prem Dell EMC president David Goulden quits Two months after the biz told El Reg, 'no, no, David Goulden is going nowhere'. 15 Sep 14:59 | 5
Legal Just how are HMRC’s IT systems going to cope with Brexit? Answers on a postcard, please 15 Sep 15:32 | 61
Personal Tech Essential's Rubin coy on mysterious Plan to Take Over the Universe One home at a time 15 Sep 16:07 | 12
Security Equifax mega-breach: Security bod flags header config conflict Help wanted at Equifax. Badly 15 Sep 18:05 | 26
OSes HP users moaning over 10-minute login lag during 'Win 10 update' Like watching a black screen dry (literally) 15 Sep 18:21 | 40
Devops Pretend Python packages prey on poor typing Typosquatting attack hits the PyPI registry 15 Sep 19:24 | 30
Networks Sprint CEO straight out accuses Verizon counterpart of LYING IN ALL CAPS, no less 15 Sep 19:34 | 7
Security Equifax UK admits: 400,000 Brits caught up in mega-breach UK dedicated systems not affected 15 Sep 19:39 | 34
Legal EU's tech giant tax plan moves forward All options on the table, and Apple, Facebook, Google ain't gonna like any of 'em 15 Sep 19:57 | 67
On-Prem China orders immediate shuttering of Bitcoin exchanges And *clunk* – cryptocurrency value drops 20 per cent 15 Sep 21:07 | 26
Personal Tech Google sued by Gab over Play Store booting 'Free speech' Twitter alternative alleges antitrust foul 15 Sep 21:51 | 77
Science Mad scientist zaps himself to determine the power of electric eel shocks Electrophorus electricus is not something to be messed with 15 Sep 22:52 | 55
Geeks' Guide to Britain Fancy that! Craft which float over everything on a cushion of air A hidden British engineering gem: The Hovercraft Museum 15 Sep 22:58 | 100
Legal Senators call for '9/11-style' commission on computer voting security Horse, meet stable door 15 Sep 23:00 | 85
On-Prem Portland posts full report on Uber's dirty dealings with Greyball No further penalties for ride-sharing giant, however 15 Sep 23:36 | 19
Science The architecture for sharing tokens across blockchains promises traction After lightning fundraising round, Cosmos puts Ethereum high on dev roadmap 15 Sep 23:44 | 25