Legal Twitter: We also made a shedload of cash from Russia's trolling during US White House race What's 'Kerr-ching!' in Russian? 29 Sep 00:13 | 42
Devops Cluster coordinator Kubernetes claims crisp care clip 1.8 refurbishment is the third one this year 29 Sep 01:00 | 1
Virtualization Nested virtualization comes to Google's cloud Not just for Inception fans: This is how you cloudify tricky-to-migrate workloads 29 Sep 02:02 | 3
Bootnotes IKEA flat-packs TaskRabbit to crack assembly code Startup slurped to provide allen-keying-as-a-service 29 Sep 03:01 | 53
Legal South Korea bans Initial Coin Offerings Financial regulator worries about speculative investments going bad, fraud and crime 29 Sep 04:30 |
NSFW Ex-sperm-inate! Sam the sex-droid 'heavily soiled' in randy nerd rampage Computerized consort goes back to the shop for repairs 29 Sep 05:03 | 105
Legal Joint Committee on the NBN splits, as National Party member sides with opposition Liberal MPs say FTTN is fine, the rest call for FTTP or FTTC from now on 29 Sep 05:24 | 38
Science Ancient fat black holes created by belching Big Bang's dark matter Streams of gas slammed into cloud of baffling cosmic material – new theory 29 Sep 05:27 | 17
Security Ouch: Brit council still staggering weeks after ransomware bit its PCs 'Unable to process planning applications and land searches' 29 Sep 05:58 | 30
Ignite From slow batches to fast files, how Microsoft is luring folks into Azure And is this the beginning of the end for System Center? 29 Sep 06:29 | 17
On-Call Vibrating walls shafted servers at a time the SUN couldn't shine All-night vigil discovered the dirty deeds behind constant re-boots 29 Sep 07:02 | 119
Roundup Citrix patches Netscaler hole, ARM TrustZone twisted, Android Dirty COW exploited – and more security fails The good, the bad and the weird from this week 29 Sep 07:28 | 5
Something for the Weekend, Sir? 30 strong fingers but still no happy ending for robotic back rub Let a multi-limbed Meccano monster touch me? I'm crushed 29 Sep 08:01 | 43
Bootnotes Byte Night: Bed down with tech chiefs, celebs ... or stay on your sofa There may be trouble ahead – but you can help 29 Sep 08:37 | 3
On-Prem It's a real FAQ to ex-EDS staffers: You'll do what with our pensions, DXC? F-f-f-f-forty per cent... 29 Sep 09:03 | 66
Episode 12 BOFH: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss Robot intelligence not there yet... but neither is Boss intelligence 29 Sep 09:34 | 35
Bootnotes Drunk canoeing no longer driving offence in Canada Pot legalisation prep under way in maple syrup land 29 Sep 10:02 | 66
Analysis WD left to bemoan Bain of existence as Toshiba and pals set up flash fab continent Pangea Golly Tosh, so much flash biz dosh 29 Sep 11:29 | 2
Updated WTH is my domain? OpenSRS and Hover down and out Network failure forces punters' websites offline 29 Sep 11:40 | 6
Security Dildon'ts of Bluetooth: Pen test boffins sniff out Berlin's smart butt plugs You've heard of wardriving – say hello to screwdriving 29 Sep 12:13 | 61
Channel Microsoft titan's daddy buys Phoenix. Bytes is going to be a big reselling brother You'll still have your own room 29 Sep 12:34 | 1
Security Apple Mac fans told: Something smells EFI in your firmware Fully up to date for OS and apps, but there's a hidden hack threat 29 Sep 13:00 | 58
On-Prem Nadella says senior management pay now linked to improving gender diversity 'Technology still has a long way to go' 29 Sep 14:02 | 63
Storage 'Hyper' kids ate all the sales growth again, say converged systems beancounters Good Q2 news for Cisco, NetApp and a few others. Yep, just them 29 Sep 14:45 |
On-Prem Guntree v Gumtree: Nominet orders gun ads site must lose domain Oh, and there's no such thing as a 'gun tree' 29 Sep 15:23 | 55
Security US yanks staff from Cuban embassy over sonic death ray fears Advises US citizens to avoid Castroland 29 Sep 18:42 | 87
Legal FCC big cheese given Congressional roasting in reconfirmation bid But Ajit Pai still expected to clear US Senate hurdle next week 29 Sep 19:14 | 15
Science Harvard, MIT boffins ink up with health-monitoring 'smart' tats Cutting-edge tattoo checks your blood sugar, still disappoints your mother 29 Sep 19:49 | 15
Science Hubble spies most distant comet zipping through Solar System Iceball K2 is already active despite being far from the Sun 29 Sep 20:25 | 24
Security Java security plagued by crappy docs, complex APIs, bad advice Boffins bash stale Stack Overflow fixes and lazy developers 29 Sep 21:14 | 50
Science Tarmac for America's self-driving car future is being laid right now Senate draft law finds careful balance, opens doors to mass production 29 Sep 21:51 | 54
Science Musk: Come ride my Big F**king Rocket to Mars By 2024. Possibly. SpaceX isn't very good at deadlines 29 Sep 22:57 | 150
Legal Telco forgot to renew its web domain, broke deaf folks' video calls – now gets a $3m paddlin' Sorenson dinged after cockup blocked emergency calls 29 Sep 23:58 | 29