Updated Donald, YOU'RE FIRED: Rogue Twitter worker quits, deletes President Trump's account Talk about a mic drop 03 Nov 01:03 | 168
Networks VMware buys VeloCloud to make the WAN NSX-y Software-defined WANs give Virtzilla more SaaS to sell and a better pitch to telcos 03 Nov 02:04 | 2
Bootnotes Birds are pecking apart Australia's national broadband network Everything in Australia wants to kill you and if they can't find flesh, telco cabling will do 03 Nov 03:24 | 88
Legal Beware Paris Hilton's investment advice, SEC tells investors Celebrity cryptocurrency endorsements labelled 'potentially unlawful promotion' 03 Nov 05:00 | 12
On-Prem Apple hauls in $52.6bn in Q4, iPhone, iPad and Mac sales all up Peak Apple? With 37 per cent margins and $268bn cash, let us all have such peaks! 03 Nov 05:58 | 46
On-Call Official Secrets Act alert went off after embassy hired local tech support Diplomatic sysadmin shares stories from the field, like the monkey that ate a USB drive containing classified files 03 Nov 07:01 | 97
On-Prem HPE HQ to leave Palo Alto birthplace as it 'consolidates' offices Aruba's new digs in Santa Clara are the right fit for 'smaller, nimbler company' 03 Nov 07:56 | 31
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Those IT gadget freebies you picked up this year? They make AWFUL Christmas presents Cyber Monday is coming but I still feel so green 03 Nov 09:01 | 111
Analysis Dashboard pushers: Dark here in containerised server land, innit sysadmins? We show raw event log blizzards as usable correlated patterns, they croon 03 Nov 09:23 | 6
Servers Isilon-owning Dell OEMs Isilon rival Elastifile's flash 'n' trash NAS PowerEdge software deal 'purely fulfilment'. U ok hun? 03 Nov 10:10 | 6
Analysis El Reg assesses crypto of UK banks: Who gets to wear the dunce cap? It's almost 2018 and the lack of HSTS makes no sense 03 Nov 11:10 | 100
On-Prem Phone mast maker Arqiva: Oh, the £6bn float? Yeah, about that... Biz balked at wobbly markets, allegedly 03 Nov 11:38 | 11
On-Prem Data is in: Hortonworks shaves several mill off operating losses But Tableau, Teradata grapple with transition to subscriptions 03 Nov 12:17 | 1
Personal Tech OK, we admit it. Under the hood, the iPhone X is a feat of engineering Tinkerers reveal first Stacked SLP in a mainstream mobe 03 Nov 13:05 | 141
Storage Fujitsu, NetApp to drop it like it's Vblock: Year 8 is not 2000-and-late FAS ONTAP storage + Fujitsu servers + Extreme switches 03 Nov 13:53 | 13
Science Subsidy-guzzling Tesla's Model 3 volumes a huge problem – Wall St man Virtue-signalling virility symbols don't come cheap 03 Nov 15:31 | 62
Security Biggest Tor overhaul in a decade adds layers of security improvements Plus: IP leak bug fixed in Tor Browser on macOS, Linux 03 Nov 16:02 | 8
Security Estonia government locks down ID smartcards: Refresh or else Update or fin for the Finnic people's cards 03 Nov 16:30 | 37
Personal Tech For fanbois only? Face ID is turning punters off picking up an iPhone X More say it's a bad idea than a good idea 03 Nov 16:59 | 85
Bootnotes $10,000-a-dram whisky 'wasn't even a malt' Chinese fantasy star fell for fake 03 Nov 17:32 | 75
Databases MIT boffins hope to speed up analytics with GitHub-style platform FeatureHub could help arduous process of feature engineering 03 Nov 18:02 | 2
Security Equifax execs sold shares before mega-hack reveal. All above board – Equifax probe Nothing to see here, move along. Go back to your homes 03 Nov 19:39 | 49
Security Over a million Android users fooled by fake WhatsApp app in official Google Play Store Rap for whack WhatsApp chat app chaps in ad crap flap 03 Nov 20:49 | 56
Legal Take off, ya hosers! Silicon Valley court says Google can safely ignore Canadian search ban In America, at least 03 Nov 22:30 | 70