SaaS This week in 'Bungles in the AWS S3 Privacy Jungles', we present Alteryx – and 123 million households exposed Dodged a bit of a bullet this time 21 Dec 00:22 | 23
Legal TPG joins the NBN speed-fail refund club 100 Mbps? Tell 'em they're dreaming, son 21 Dec 00:56 | 10
Science Space.. the fi, er, New Frontiers: NASA to hurl space robot at duck comet – or Saturn moon Can we, can we hitch a ride? 21 Dec 01:58 | 24
Software Firefox 57's been quietly delaying tracking scripts Trying to stop snoops stalling page loads 21 Dec 02:55 | 85
Security Infosec controls relaxed a little after latest Wassenaar meeting A welcome dash of perspective 21 Dec 04:05 | 2
Security EMC admin? Plug this hole before the holidays Because we haven't set fired SMBv1 into the Sun 21 Dec 04:56 | 1
Security Euro ransomware probe: Five Romanians cuffed Alleged extortionists wielded CTB-Locker aka Critroni and Cerber file-scrambling nasties 21 Dec 06:10 | 7
Virtualization VMware: Sure, you might run our stuff on bare-metal Azure, but we don't have to like it Imaginary server biz gets super salty, outs Cisco, NetApp 21 Dec 07:04 | 11
Legal Euro Patent Office fails miserably in key accountability case Administrative Council underlines real concerns with European patent regime 21 Dec 08:02 | 12
On-Call 'Please store the internet on this floppy disk' Plus the farmer who had mastered phone cameras, but wasn't yet good at email 21 Dec 09:02 | 159
Security How much will Britain's next F-35s cost? Not telling, says MoD Plus: Naval overstretch means the flag isn't flying overseas for Christmas 21 Dec 09:31 | 94
Legal Surveillance law slip-up in sight for staff stalking citizens on socials UK councils warned of thin line between overt and covert snooping 21 Dec 10:04 | 40
Legal Facebook folds fake news flag: We're not disputing that No flowers for 'Disputed' tag's grave. No dancers either. Nobody noticed really 21 Dec 10:34 | 27
+Comment All the AIs NVMe, says IBM: Claims POWER9s + InfiniBand brainier than COTS Says X86 doesn't mark the spot... but won't flash its latency numbers 21 Dec 11:08 | 8
On-Prem Social network smacks back: Accusers say it helps recruiters target age-groups in job ads Meanwhile, class action sueball flung 21 Dec 11:35 | 20
Networks Oh good. Transport for London gives Capita £80m for WAN, LAN and Wi-Fi As if commuters in Big Smoke don't have enough to put up with... 21 Dec 12:05 | 57
Storage China may stick to its own DRAM memory soon – researchers NAND thanks for memory, folks... we don't need you any more 21 Dec 12:45 | 24
Legal Hancock's hour: Minister of fun makes quips as GDPR questions cover old ground 'Free flow of data, free flow of data, free flow of data' 21 Dec 13:15 | 7
Bootnotes Meet R2-DILDO: 'Star Wars' sex toys? This is where the fun begins I have a good... er, I mean a bad feeling about this... 21 Dec 14:00 | 70
Storage Back off, legacy intruders: Veeam updates backup offering, adds one tool-to-rule Availability suite 9.5, update 3 21 Dec 14:53 | 2
Networks We have standards, says 3GPP as group starts to lay groundwork for 5G Analysts predict 400 million users by 2022 21 Dec 15:18 | 15
Legal Bigmouth ex-coppers who fed media MP pr0nz story face privacy probe Bob Quick, Neil Lewis referred to UK data watchdog by 'disappointed' Met Police 21 Dec 17:01 | 64
Legal Online GP surgery biz Babylon gives up fight against Brit health watchdog, owes £11k App maker wanted to keep 'inaccurate' review private 21 Dec 18:01 | 6
On-Prem IT giant CSC screwed its 1,000 sysadmins out of their overtime – jury DXC to appeal verdict after court heard biz giant deliberately shortchanged staff 21 Dec 20:01 | 36
Updated Ubuntu 17.10 pulled: Linux OS knackers laptop BIOSes, Intel kernel driver fingered Free as in thank God I'm not paying for this 21 Dec 21:28 | 175
Bootnotes Australia's future technology headlines … for 2019! Predictions are like armpits, everybody has at least two and they often stink 21 Dec 23:03 | 15
SaaS ALPHABET TOTALLY LOSES ITS SCHMIDT: Exec chairman Eric quits No Schmidt, Sherlock! Former CEO steps down, will take on technical advisor role 21 Dec 23:16 | 35
Networks To Puerto Ricans: A Register apology If you are without phone coverage over the holidays, we are to blame... possibly 21 Dec 23:39 | 62