Science Elon Musk's mighty erection fires sperm at orbiting space station NASA mission's airy position: To check if extraterrestrial bonking will work as expected 03 Apr 00:20 | 54
Applications Grindr: Yeah, we shared your HIV status info with other companies – but we didn't charge them! Coitus collaboration code claims – THE TRUTH 03 Apr 01:19 | 29
SaaS Microsoft Australia flicks switch on Protected Azure-for-Gov service Co-location is the interesting part of otherwise vanilla Azure with-extra-security offering 03 Apr 03:02 | 4
OSes Linux 4.16 arrives, keeps melting Meltdown, preps to axe eight CPUs Kernel team mulls ditching chip architectures nobody used 03 Apr 04:01 | 47
Software Tor ‘sunsets’ secure Messenger that never exited beta Cross-platform chat client crueled by death of code underpinnings 03 Apr 05:05 | 6
Updated Cloudflare touts privacy-friendly 1.1.1.1 public DNS service. Hmm, let's take a closer look at that We'll share query data, but only with these really trustworthy researchers 03 Apr 06:03 | 51
On-Prem Tech’s big lie: Relations between capital and labor don't matter IBM shafting fifty-somethings shows business-as-usual hasn't been disrupted 03 Apr 06:30 | 44
HPC Microsoft reinvents Massive Arrays of Idle Disks for Azure, 'cos IBM tape ain't enough Redmond claims to be world’s biggest tape user, but wants a faster alternative for AI data 03 Apr 07:30 | 17
Personal Tech For some reason, you lot love 'em. So here are the many ThinkPads of 2018 We make sense of the range 03 Apr 08:03 | 57
Bootnotes 2001: A Space Odyssey has haunted pop culture with anxiety about rogue AIs for half a century But Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C Clarke's monument could've been a very different beast 03 Apr 08:34 | 168
Security One solution to wreck privacy-hating websites: Flood them with bogus info using browser tools Call for software to throw badly behaved biz in fake data tar pits 03 Apr 09:07 | 97
Storage Ahh, long weekend. Refreshed? Great, now purge yourself with all the storage you missed Inexorable tape density, super-fast NVMe drives, and more backup than you can handle 03 Apr 09:53 | 3
Science Floyd Mayweather-endorsed cryptocoin startup knocked out by fraud allegations Centra Tech raised more than $30m from investors 03 Apr 10:32 | 16
Science Indian comms satellite gives boffins back home the silent treatment One firing, two firings, three... Hello? Can you hear me? 03 Apr 11:19 | 30
Bootnotes Which? leads decrepit email service behind barn, single shot rings out over valley Users fuming... if only they had a consumer champion to turn to 03 Apr 11:51 | 50
Comment Why a merged Apple OS is one mash-up too far Cupertino faces a Windows 8 moment 03 Apr 12:25 | 106
On-Prem Lenovo sends EMEA exec into metaphorical burning building Pascal Bourguet asked to arrest sales slide in US PC biz 03 Apr 13:09 | 8
Science Need a needle in an artery? Move over, doc, there's an app for that Boffins find smartphones more accurate than humans 03 Apr 13:43 | 20
SaaS Citrix opens its third cloud region, this time in Australia Co-incidence much that it’ll run in Azure, and Microsoft just scored better security creds down under? 03 Apr 14:01 | 3
Updated Hooo boy, Commvault, your activist investor is not a happy chappy Data protection biz hammered for lacklustre performance 03 Apr 14:33 | 11
SaaS Law's changed, now cough up: Uncle Sam serves Microsoft fresh warrant for Irish emails Forget the old case, DoJ tells Supremes, all hail CLOUD Act 03 Apr 15:14 | 107
Personal Tech Planning on forking out for the new iPad? Better take darn good care of it Teardown chaps give Apple's edu-slab 2/10 for repairability 03 Apr 15:45 | 63
Security Badmins: Magento shops brute-forced to scrape card deets and install cryptominers Change your passw... ugh, what's the point? 03 Apr 16:16 | 19
Updated Mad March Meltdown! Microsoft's patch for a patch for a patch may need another patch If at first, er, second, ah, third, no, fourth, you fail, sadly, you're probably Redmond 03 Apr 19:05 | 53
Vid What's silent but violent and costs $250m? Yes, it's Lockheed Martin's super-quiet, supersonic X-plane for NASA US space agency's Concorde-cutter project is go 03 Apr 19:42 | 104
Security Do(ug)h! Half-baked security at Panera Bread spills customer data After eight months of loafing, baguette biz finally rises to security obligations 03 Apr 20:13 | 14
Final update Furious gunwoman opens fire at YouTube HQ, three people shot Shooter, enraged by vid biz, kills self as hundreds of staff flee campus 03 Apr 20:36 | 354
Security Hold the phone: Mystery fake cell towers spotted slurping comms around Washington DC US Homeland Security says it detected 'anomalous' spy kit 03 Apr 23:40 | 42