SaaS Amazon: For every dollar of op. profit going into Bezos' pockets, 73 cents came from AWS It's pretty much a cloud provider with a gift shop on the side 27 Apr 00:51 | 30
On-Prem Court sends Telstra a truly premium bill, for AU$10 MEEELLION Rest of industry warned to check its PBD practices 27 Apr 01:37 | 3
On-Prem Did you guess 2019 for Intel's 10nm chip ramp up? Congratulations Process node stalled again over manufacturing nightmares – but hey, money's still pouring in 27 Apr 02:12 | 16
On-Prem GitLab crawling back online after breaking its brain in two Database replication SNAFU took down three out of five PostgreSQL servers 27 Apr 02:56 | 17
Science I spy with my little eye ... a quantum drum with TRILLIONS of atoms Boffins: 'infinitely precise' measurements feasible 27 Apr 03:56 | 35
Networks A feed ahead of the weekend: your slice of networking morsels IXPs mind their MANRS, plus as much multicloud as you can handle 27 Apr 04:56 | 1
On-Call Boss sent overpaid IT know-nothings home – until an ON switch proved elusive Nobody told me it needed electricity, honest 27 Apr 06:02 | 149
Special report Europe fires back at ICANN's delusional plan to overhaul Whois for GDPR by next, er, year How do we say this nicely? You need help 27 Apr 07:06 | 115
Science Want to make a super-earth? Bring on the frikking lasers Dum dum dum dede dum dum, under pressure 27 Apr 07:30 | 12
Legal Brit MPs brand Facebook a 'great vampire squid' out for cash Zuck's CTO adds to PR apologies in Parliament 27 Apr 08:03 | 37
Episode 7 BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain? It's the technology of the future-ture-ture 27 Apr 08:36 | 107
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Can't log into your TSB account? Well, it's your own fault for trying Ten minutes of your life could be mine if you read this slooooowwwly 27 Apr 09:34 | 105
Personal Tech ZX Spectrum reboot firm's shareholders demand current directors go Boardroom coup at where's-my-console biz Retro Computers Ltd 27 Apr 09:47 | 44
On-Prem IBM turnover shrinks $28bn in 6 years but execs laugh all the way to the bank Just what are you measured on Ginni? Wall Street analysts says things gotta change 27 Apr 10:24 | 76
OSes Leave it to Beaver: Unity is long gone and you're on your GNOME What's new, Ubuntu Linux? 18.04 has dropped and you may not like what you find 27 Apr 10:45 | 128
OSes Penguins in a sandbox: Google nudges Linux apps toward Chrome OS While keeping things safe 27 Apr 11:13 | 36
Personal Tech We wanted a camera, they gave us the eye of Gemini – and an eSIM El Reg has a fiddle with new toys for the Psion-inspired PDA 27 Apr 11:50 | 41
Legal Openreach and BT better watch out for... CityFibre after surprise £537m takeover deal Director Mark Collins on becoming a key challenger in full fibre 27 Apr 12:20 | 27
Legal Newsworthy Brit bank TSB is looking for a head of infrastructure It's really high profile, you know 27 Apr 12:59 | 74
Security High Court gives UK.gov six months to make the Snooper's Charter lawful Doesn't comply with EU rules, say judges, but you knew that 27 Apr 13:53 | 30
Storage Highway to the auto-zone: Cisco is catching up to Brocade in Fibre Channel speed race Releases two 32Gbit/s switches to boost AFA networking 27 Apr 14:25 | 6
Exclusive Under-fire Silicon Valley to gain new copyright 'safe harbour' in EU, fume critics Language tweak makes internet giants safer than ever, say rights groups 27 Apr 15:02 | 8
Personal Tech Paperback writer? Microsoft slaps patents on book-style gadgetry with flexible display Redmond kit has the bends 27 Apr 16:03 | 34
On-Prem Exposing 145m Equifax customer deets: $240m. Legal fees: $28.9m. Insurance: Priceless Data breach cost biz $70m this quarter alone 27 Apr 17:07 | 19
Science It's not rocket science! Actually it is, and it's been a busy frickin week Russia and China light blue touch-paper, stand well back 27 Apr 18:29 | 14
Legal That Brexit in action: UK signs pact to let Euro court judge its patents Not too dissimilar to lighting a firework indoors – and then legging it to the nearest exit 27 Apr 19:17 | 24
Personal Tech Apple grounds AirPort once and for all. It has departed. Not gonna fly any more. The baggage is dropped off... Terminal. It's outta runway. We're winging it with these puns 27 Apr 19:45 | 58
Analysis Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, oi oi oi! Tech zillionaire Ray's backdoor crypto for the Feds is Clipper chip v2 Lotus Notes man has a plan... and a patent 27 Apr 20:51 | 60
Personal Tech Facebook confesses: Buckle up, there's plenty more privacy lapses where that came from It's a $460bn business with a free service… what did you think was going on? 27 Apr 21:59 | 44
Science Double double, soil and trouble, fire burn and heat shield bubble: NASA cracks rover, has dirty talk with ESA Isn't science wonderful? 27 Apr 23:40 | 57