Security Guilty: The Romanian ransomware mastermind who infected Trump inauguration CCTV cams Mediocre malware operator 'fesses up to DC infection 21 Sep 02:01 | 37
Security Dead retailer's 'customer data' turns up on seized kit, unencrypted and very much for sale Infosec bod claims he glimpsed sensitive personal info left on unwiped servers 21 Sep 03:13 | 67
Science Bouncing robots land on asteroid 180m miles away amid mission to fetch sample for Earth Second time lucky for Japan after first try proved a bust 21 Sep 05:17 | 28
Science Got any ecsta-sea? Boffins get octopuses high on MDMA – for science, duh Reach for the lasers, with all eight arms! 21 Sep 06:01 | 41
Security Never mind Brexit. UK must fling more £billions at nuke subs, say MPs New boats, decommissioning old ones, skills shortage... 21 Sep 08:16 | 94
Updated Fallover Friday: NatWest, RBS and Ulster Bank go TITSUP* British banking public biffed a day after Barclays blunder 21 Sep 08:50 | 56
On-Call Spent your week box-ticking? It can't be as bad as the folk at this firm Biz decides it's cheaper to bring in minimum wage jockey than fix database 21 Sep 09:13 | 73
Science Curiosity's computer silent on science, baffling boffins Robot is 'responsive' but for some reason it can't transmit science data 21 Sep 10:03 | 47
Something for the Weekend, Sir? I want to buy a coffee with an app – how hard can it be? Mindlessly self-indulgent app developers have a laugh at our expense 21 Sep 10:44 | 145
Science UK cops run machine learning trials on live police operations. Unregulated. What could go wrong? – report RUSI: How about some codes of practice, transparency, for starters? 21 Sep 11:18 | 34
OSes You're alone in a room with the Windows 10 out-of-the-box apps. What do you do? Worst Crystal Maze Challenge ever 21 Sep 11:48 | 139
SaaS Adobe forks out $4.75bn for Marketo in massive marketing mashup move Deal puts pressure on competitors 21 Sep 12:24 | 14
Bootnotes UKIP flogs latex love gloves: Because Brexit means Brexit Safety first, folks. *Go on. Insert your joke about defending our borders below* 21 Sep 12:52 | 125
Software Still using Skype? Good news! After HOURS of meetings, Microsoft reckons it knows when you're Not Active Plus: New passive aggressive 'Quiet Mode' 21 Sep 13:20 | 43
Updated Scottish brewery recovers from ransomware attack Trouble ferments after hackers lock system and Arran with it 21 Sep 13:50 | 44
Security Enigma message crack honours pioneering Polish codebreakers Plus: The Reg chats to wartime Bombe operator Ruth Bourne 21 Sep 14:58 | 39
SaaS HPE UK shunts cloud biz into London hipster shack amid rebrand Slices, dices and merges people, ops into Shoreditch enclave 21 Sep 15:36 | 13
Personal Tech iFixit engineers have an L of a time pulling apart Apple's iPhone XS Battery has a weird shape, power is down but hey, it has a hidden Notch! 21 Sep 16:31 | 54
On-Prem HP Ink should cough up $1.5m for bricking printers using unofficial cartridges – lawsuit Stung punters seek compo for 'security feature' update 21 Sep 17:30 | 87
OSes Windows Admin Center gets an update, just in time for Server 2019 Who wouldn't like a Honolulu holiday? Legacy Windows admins, that's who 21 Sep 19:02 | 2
Analysis Buried in the hype, one little detail: Amazon's Alexa-on-a-chip could steal smart home market But then again, it doesn't actually exist, so... 21 Sep 19:37 | 41
Security Couldn't give a fsck about patching? Well, that's your WordPress website pwned, then Fiends use vulns to lure victims into tech support scams 21 Sep 20:50 | 19
Security Twitter: Don't panic, but we may have leaked your DMs to rando devs Internet outrage mobile insists year-long API bug would have been super-hard to exploit 21 Sep 21:45 | 11
Video Fat chance: Cholesterol leads boffins to discover world's oldest animal fossil – 558m years old We've all got a little, er, Richardinsonia in our animal family tree, it appears 21 Sep 23:06 | 35