On Call Pasta-covered cat leads to kid night operator taking apart the mainframe As a sneaky fix flummoxes n00b Burroughs engineer 23 Nov 09:14 | 55
Lectures Register Lecture: For AI's sake – taming the wild data frontier Blighty's metrology experts define terms 23 Nov 09:45 |
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Oh, I wish it could be Black Friday every day-aayyy, when the wallets start jingling but it's still a week till we're paiii-iid Judging by all the emails I'm getting, I think it is already 23 Nov 10:20 | 145
Security Apache Hadoop spins cracking code injection vulnerability YARN Loose .zips sink chips 2: Electric Boogaloo 23 Nov 11:00 |
Science Shocker: UK smart meter rollout is crap, late and £500m over budget National Audit Office now says estimated saving for you and I is, er, just £18 a year 23 Nov 11:42 | 269
SaaS Excuses, excuses: Furious MPs probe banking TITSUPs* *Terrible IT Threatens Services, Users, Pound 23 Nov 12:26 | 56
SaaS Black(out) Friday for HSBC: iOS and Android banking apps on the fritz Christmas soon, probably best you don't look anyway 23 Nov 12:51 | 15
Security 'Cuddly' German chat app slacking on hashing given a good whacking under GDPR: €20k fine PLAIN TEXT passwords showed up on file-hosting site 23 Nov 13:15 | 39
Storage Grandmaster flash Samsung dominated SSD market in 3Q2018 Plus: PC, notebook hard drive ships set to be eclipsed by flash 23 Nov 14:15 | 4
Soapnotes Lush scrubs its card-processing servers squeaky clean Cash-only Thursday as soap seller's tills go TITSUP* 23 Nov 15:15 | 35
Science Blighty: We spent £1bn on Galileo and all we got was this lousy T-shirt Minister confirms how much UK spunked on system it can't use 23 Nov 16:15 | 266
Comment Tech bosses talk kids' books! Could they show a glimmer of humanity? You only get one guess Damn, that mask is stuck fast 23 Nov 17:15 | 49
Legal HMRC: 30 months to prep Northern Ireland backstop systems, 24 for customs Nope, not from now – from whenever politicos make up their minds 23 Nov 17:45 | 58
Networks Mobile networks are killing Wi-Fi for speed around the world And that means smartphones will need to get smarter 23 Nov 18:15 | 108