Who, Me? Consultant misreads advice, ends up on a 200km journey to the Exchange expert As your dad used to say: RTFM, the WHOLE effin' manual 26 Nov 08:00 | 142
Science NASA has Mars InSight as latest lander due to arrive today Then it's time to penetrate the Martian surface for science 26 Nov 08:45 | 41
Roundup Everyone's all like 'stick it in the cloud!' What of the mad lads pushing data closer to compute? Propositions from 3 startups then... yeah, fluffy stuff 26 Nov 09:10 | 8
On-Prem DXC's Americas CFO splits amid yet more deckchair shifting Matt Neisler gets a brief goodbye in company memo 26 Nov 09:40 | 9
Software That sphincter-flexing moment for devs when it's time to go live No stress test? Then prepare for a potential TSB-like mess 26 Nov 10:15 | 18
Comment China doesn't need to nick western tech when Google is giving it away The Fuchsia is bright. The Fuchsia is red 26 Nov 11:30 | 38
On-Prem Barnet Council reckons Capita's dropped the ball on outsourced services Recommends bringing finance and HR in-house next year 26 Nov 12:30 | 27
OSes Office 365 Exchange enjoys a less than manic Monday. Users? Not so much Microsoft has a post-weekend problem 26 Nov 13:30 | 45
Legal Facebook spooked after MPs seize documents for privacy breach probe Cache allegedly indicates long-term knowledge of data hose used by Cambridge Analytica 26 Nov 14:30 | 175
Security Bedroom design outfit slapped with £160k fine for 1.6 million spam calls Just five years after it paid a £90k penalty for dodgy dialling 26 Nov 15:30 | 39
Bootnotes Great Scott! Is nothing sacred? US movie-goers vote Back To The Future as most-wanted reboot Yep, back to the past again for unimaginative sheeple 26 Nov 16:31 | 155
Networks Openreach names 81 lucky locations to be plugged into its super-zippy Gfast pipe Take a look up the railtrack, from Barking to Faversham 26 Nov 17:25 | 47
Personal Tech LG: Fsck everything, we're doing 16 lenses in smartphones (probably) How do we make mobes take better snaps? Throw a buttload of sensors at 'em, judging from this patent 26 Nov 19:33 | 44
On-Prem Seeing as Bitcoin is going so, so well, Ohio becomes first US state to take biz taxes in BTC Officials take steps to get off the e-currency's rollercoaster ride 26 Nov 20:22 | 24
Security Check your repos... Crypto-coin-stealing code sneaks into fairly popular NPM lib (2m downloads per week) Node.js package tried to plunder Bitcoin wallets 26 Nov 20:58 | 49
Vid NASA's Mars probe InSight really has Mars in sight: It beams back first pic after touchdown Once solar panels are deployed, spacecraft can begin studying Martian underground 26 Nov 22:22 | 63