Who, Me? Sysadmin’s plan to manage system config changes backfires spectacularly Escapes from wrath of the boss with ingenious fix 03 Dec 08:15 | 91
On-Prem £10k offer to leave firm ASAP is not blackmail, Capita told by judge Beancounter scores partial victory in employment case 03 Dec 09:04 | 64
Interview Space policy boffin: Blighty can't just ctrl-C, ctrl-V plans for Galileo into its Brexit satellite You need spectrum – and find something better to spend £92m on, will ya? 03 Dec 10:05 | 236
SaaS Save the date: Cloudera, Hortonworks set merger vote for 28 December 'Twas 3 nights after Xmas and all through the house, shareholders mulled sending the deal south 03 Dec 11:23 | 1
On-Prem Three no Trump: China says it's 'open' to giving Qualcomm-NXP wedding its blessing Too late Xi cried, waving dead semiconductor deal in the air 03 Dec 12:08 | 3
Networks European fibre lobby calls for end to fake fibre broadband ads If you think you have a full-fibre connection, you probably don't 03 Dec 13:00 | 58
Security Wanna save yourself against NotPetya? Try this one little Windows tweak NCC Group discovers network-saving quirk during worm tests 03 Dec 13:40 | 19
Bootnotes Millennials 'horrify' their neighbours with knob-shaped lights display D!ck the halls with 'offensive' symbols, fa-lala-lala-la-la-la-la 03 Dec 14:19 | 116
AI + ML Why, you're no better than an 8-bit hustler: IBM punts paper on time-saving DNN-training trick Data centre, edge computing: yep – business applications 03 Dec 15:07 | 9
Legal EU tech tax talks teeter on brink – reports As OECD strikes positive note on prospect of global consensus 03 Dec 15:40 | 11
Science ICO to probe facial recog amid concerns UK cops can't shake their love for unregulated creepy tech Plus: Boffins find kit struggles in low light, crowds 03 Dec 16:19 | 14
Storage You think you're hot bit: Seagate tests 16TB HAMR disk drive Plans to drop it like it's hot in 2019... 03 Dec 17:00 | 23
Software US Department of Defense to sling an estimated $3.17bn at Microsoft resellers Cash to be splashed over 10 years on software sporting a Microsoft badge 03 Dec 18:00 | 8
OSes Surface Book 2 afflicted by mystery Blue Screen Of Death errors Not so mysterious, say users, it was the update wot dunnit 03 Dec 19:00 | 33
Security Czech yourself, Russia! Prague says its foreign ministry was hacked for more than a year Report claims that from 2016-2017 the FSB was reading agency's emails 03 Dec 19:43 | 4
Science Tesla autopilot saves driver after he fell asleep at wheel on the freeway Cops trick Autopilot into letting them make arrest, save lives 03 Dec 20:29 | 118
Security Container code cluster-fact: There's a hole in Kubernetes that lets miscreants cause havoc Critical bug brings bevy of patches 03 Dec 20:40 | 3
On-Prem Crystal balls up: Chip design shop XTAL must cough up $223m for pinching trade secrets Jury hears biz pressured ASML staff to hand over blueprints 03 Dec 21:32 |