OSes Plug in your iPhone, iPad, iPod, fire up the App Store: You have new Apple patches to install Open the door, get on the floor – not so fast if you've an iPhone 4 23 Jan 00:11 | 20
On-Prem Ginni, you may have to get out and push: IBM sales, profit stuck in the mud. $13bn is $13bn, tho Pay no attention to Watson's lackluster performance – look, the share price is up! 23 Jan 00:39 | 15
Science The most annoying British export since Piers Morgan: 'Drones' halt US airport flights Talk about Jersey Whirl... Flying gizmos disrupt ops this evening 23 Jan 01:04 | 48
Security Build the wall... around your DNS settings, US govt IT staff urged by Homeland Security amid domain hijackings Anyone still at their posts, please stop these address takeovers... please, helloo? Anyone there? 23 Jan 04:05 | 19
Updated Oracle robbed just about anyone who wasn't a pasty white male of $400m, says Uncle Sam Lucrative govt IT contracts at risk in discrim row 23 Jan 06:24 | 34
Pic Q. China just landed on its far side, the US woz there 50 years ago – now Europe wants to mine it? A. It's the Moon Plus: Potential meteoroid snapped crashing into surface during total lunar eclipse 23 Jan 06:46 | 45
Analysis Qualcomm: Please don't hate us just 'cause we're so freaking excellent FTC case continues as chipmaker starts defense 23 Jan 07:13 | 5
Security White-listing Azure cloud connections to grease your Office 365 wheels? About that... Dev fears sub-domain abuse – Plus, unofficial patches for trio of Windows zero-days 23 Jan 08:53 | 8
Stob Everyday doings of a metropolitan techie: Stob's software diary Chronicles of Delphi scribe podcasts, er, scribbles her musings 23 Jan 09:14 | 52
Analysis Oracle's priorities for 2019? Repeat this handy mantra: Applications! Automation! Integration! Mark Hurd eyes up half the world's app market 23 Jan 09:47 | 6
Reg Lectures Register Lecture: Can big science keep up with discovery? Lessons from LHC – the world’s largest scientific machine 23 Jan 10:20 | 7
Networks Remember Woolworths? Well there's a different* one that still exists in Oz. Telstra wants NBN Co to help shove fibre in it 3,000 sites on list 23 Jan 10:33 | 18
Personal Tech Court orders moribund ZX Spectrum reboot firm's directors to stump up £38k legal costs bill Looks like the final act in the grubby Vega+ saga 23 Jan 11:06 | 54
Science Oz auditor: Number of times failed government biometric project met a milestone = None Nope, never. We think buying nothing cost us AU$34m, but nobody's sure 23 Jan 11:42 | 14
FIC2019 Black hats are great for language diversity, says Eugene Kaspersky Also reckons Russian hackers go quiet over the Christmas holidays 23 Jan 12:21 | 8
Legal Intel applies hobnailed boot to countries where its men and women workers aren't paid the same While others fidget awkwardly, silicon slinger hits 'pay equity' 23 Jan 13:05 | 20
Bootnotes 'Nun' drops goat head on pavement outside Cheltenham 'Spoons Pretty f***ing metal tbh 23 Jan 13:40 | 96
Channel Brexit? Now that it's raining more than ever, know we're OK at Computacenter We are just a very humble reseller, eller, eller, eh, eh, eh 23 Jan 14:13 | 5
SaaS Pentagon cloud contract sueball: Oh no, Oracle doesn't need those docs, AWS tells court Urges it to chuck Big Red's request to depose former Pentagon staffers, too 23 Jan 14:45 | 6
On-Prem Nationwide UK court IT failure farce 'not the result of a cyber attack' – Justice Ministry Incompetence or malice? Pick one 23 Jan 15:20 | 52
On-Prem Nothing 'unites teams' like a good relocation, eh Vodafone? Cost-cutting effort to see sites close, staffers shifted 23 Jan 15:55 | 52
Networks Senior UK.gov ministers asked: So, are we going to ban Huawei or what? All our Five Eyes mates have shown them the door 23 Jan 16:30 | 23
Personal Tech Look out, kids. Your Tinder account is about to be swamped by old people... probably Hookup app maker dishes out super-likes and $25 in cash to settle lawsuit 23 Jan 19:21 | 31
Security Google faces another GDPR probe – this time in the land of meatballs and flat-pack furniture Gimme, gimme, gimme your data after midnight... Swedish watchdogs cry, Mamma Mia! over location slurping 23 Jan 20:01 | 24
Security Fake broadband ISP support scammers accidentally cough up IP address to Deadpool in card phish gone wrong A tale of Twitter fraudsters, an infosec biz boss, and a quest for one honeypot hit 23 Jan 21:27 | 136
Analysis As netizens, devs scream bloody murder over Chrome ad-block block, Googlers insist: It's not set in stone (yet) Advertising giant insists it's all still on drawing board – as plugin devs face code rewrites 23 Jan 22:11 | 44