Storage Dell stamps on the gas for backup devices with speed and cloud boost Software and cache acceleration ramps restore rapidity remarkably 06 Feb 00:44 | 2
SaaS Che tiara! Revolutionary cloud commune fitted for Red Hat developers Come comrades, join the coding collective 06 Feb 02:56 | 7
Updated Senior slippery sex stimulator sales exec sacked for shafting .org-asmic cyber-space place, a tribunal hears YesYesYes.org ended up No! No! No dotcom!, it is claimed 06 Feb 05:53 | 43
Science Pixaaaarrrrrrghh! Mars-snapping CubeSats Wall-E and Eve declared dead (for now) by NASA bods Briefcase-sized spacecraft will continue to float in space peacefully around the Sun 06 Feb 07:06 | 33
AI + ML It's 2019 so, of course, you can now (kinda) play Pictionary with dead Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen's AI bot Researchers claim Iconary will slowly teach machines sense 06 Feb 08:03 | 1
On-Prem Not cool, man: Dixons spanked over discount on luxury 'smart' fridge with wildly fluctuating price 10% off £3k! Great! Wait, now it's £3,300? No, £4k. What? 06 Feb 09:00 | 91
Networks Viasat: Huzzah, we're going to the EU courts over airline broadband Brussels court (no, not that one) comes up trumps for US biz 06 Feb 10:01 | 5
Analysis Google's cash problem: There's just so much of it How many people are on your cloud platform again? It earns how much? Oh right, you're not saying 06 Feb 11:02 | 10
AI + ML Fujitsu pitched stalker-y AI that can read your social media posts as solution to Irish border, apparently Me n tha bois gona smuggle loads 2nite lol #catchmeifucan 06 Feb 11:38 | 51
Personal Tech Apple hands keys for retail to HR boss amid flagging iPhone sales Deirdre O'Brien to take reins from Angela Ahrendts 06 Feb 12:04 | 22
Security London's Met police confess: We made just one successful collar in latest facial recog trial Force will run 1 more full-day rollout after snow stopped play 06 Feb 12:26 | 67
Bootnotes Hey, UK.gov: If you truly spunked £45k on 1,300 Brexit deal print-outs, you're absolute mugs Thank heavens it doesn't need to be, er, renegotiated ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 06 Feb 13:26 | 60
AI + ML UK transport's 'ludicrous' robocar code may 'put lives at risk' It's all voluntary, the human overseer could be miles away. What could go wrong? 06 Feb 13:51 | 109
SaaS Party pooper Microsoft pulls plug on Party Cluster If yer name's not on Azure's list, you ain't coming in 06 Feb 14:39 | 5
Security Accused hacker Lauri Love to sue National Crime Agency to retrieve confiscated computing kit Using Police Property Act 1897 to get PCs, storage devices back, representing himself in court 06 Feb 15:09 | 101
Software Sure, you can keep Grandpa Windows 7 snug in the old code home – for a price Microsoft turns the screws on those living in the past 06 Feb 15:43 | 158
Networks Huawei pens open letter to UK Parliament: Spying? Nope, we've done nothing wrong Malicious acts would 'destroy' us, exec insists 06 Feb 16:30 | 38
Edge + IoT Hands up who reuses the same password everywhere, even with your Nest. Keep your hand up if you like being spied on by hackers OK, you, yes, you: You need to read this the most 06 Feb 19:29 | 22
Edge + IoT From Firefox to fired cocks: Look who's out to save you being shafted by insecure Internet of Dingalings – it's Mozilla! Secret-keeping screw-ups bedevil amorous appliances 06 Feb 20:20 | 18
Updated Things that make you go .hm... Has a piece of the internet just sunk into the ocean? It appears so If anyone's seen Ed Sweeney recently, please let us know 06 Feb 22:30 | 50