Who, Me? Blue Monday: Efforts to inspire teamwork with swears back-fires for n00b team manager Ah yes, that cheque, just make it out to a Mr Stonking C*ck 25 Feb 07:10 | 84
MWC Microsoft unveils HoloLens 2: Pitches AR goggles at suits We'd like to Azure you, mixed reality has a business application 25 Feb 09:11 | 17
Roundup Can you tell real faces from fake AI-created ones? It's tough! Plus: Facebook's chief AI scientist talks hardware Also, DeepMind published new code to help train agents play football 25 Feb 09:39 | 23
MWC It all hinges on this: Huawei goes after Samsung with its own foldable hybrid Mate X But at around £2,000, you might want to wait 25 Feb 10:20 | 61
Science In a galaxy far, far away, aliens may have eight-letter DNA – like the kind NASA-backed boffins just crafted This may be proof that ET doesn't need the same DNA chemicals we need 25 Feb 10:55 | 59
MWC Nokia 9: HMD Global hauls PureView™ out of brand limbo Five shiny lenses at a sensible price 25 Feb 11:31 | 28
Roundup New builds and end of life: The cosmic ballet at Microsoft goes on Plus: Windows Mixed Reality sulks in kitchen while HoloLens 2 hogs limelight 25 Feb 11:59 | 3
MWC Fan boy 3: Huawei overhauls Air-a-like MateBooks New kit runs a bit faster, costs less 25 Feb 12:35 | 34
On-Prem Amazon Prime Air flight crashes in Texas after 6,000ft nosedive Three aboard Boeing freighter killed after mystery plummet 25 Feb 12:58 | 94
MWC Need a 1TB microSD for your smartmobe? Come April, you can free up storage space in your wallet and buy one Pick a card, any card: Micron's or SanDisk's ... but it'll cost you £££ 25 Feb 14:13 | 27
Legal US legal eagle: Well done, you bought privacy compliance tools. Doesn't mean you comply with anything From California state regs to Europe's GDPR: It's all just a 'veneer of protection' 25 Feb 14:44 | 27
Roundup Burger chain Wendy's serves up settlement, NeverQuest hacker guilty, cloudy payroll users hacked and more Plus, hackers say your Facebook account is worth roughly a tall coffee 25 Feb 15:08 | 10
MWC SAP plugs IoT into Leonardo toolkit to woo big money industries Cloud-to-cloud interoperability with Microsoft, more vendors to come 25 Feb 15:19 | 4
Roundup SpaceX's Demo-1 green lit for launch as Virgin enjoys a brief ménage à trois aboard VSS Unity Plus: Up close and personal with Ultima Thule and Fregat saves the day 25 Feb 15:47 | 10
Updated Watchdog asks UK.gov to reissue freedom of information guidance after councils are told to STFU about Brexit plans ICO slams 'neither confirm nor deny' tactics as unlawful 25 Feb 16:15 | 87
Software Crowdfunded lawyer suing Uber told he can't swerve taxi app giant's £1m legal bill If you lose, get your cheque book out, High Court judge rules amid two-year legal battle 25 Feb 17:05 | 94
MWC Azure Kinect: All-seeing 3D camera shenanigans for everyone ... except consumers Microsoft: don't mention the 'C' word, but you can have it at a discount if you're in the military 25 Feb 18:05 | 11
Security China's tech giants are a security threat to the UK, says Brit spy bigwig Times are strange when spies talk about infosec and economics colliding 25 Feb 19:08 | 27
Edge + IoT Azure IoT heads spacewards to maintain connectivity at the edge, courtesy of Inmarsat Microsoft: 20 billion connected devices by 2020. Voda, Arm: How about 1 trillion by 2035? 25 Feb 20:03 | 5
Security Jeez, what a Huawei to go: Now US senators want Chinese kit ripped out of national leccy grid Red scare reaches new heights as intel committee urges further crackdown on network-connected gear 25 Feb 20:44 | 67
Exclusive Docker to anoint new CFO this week, lures execs from tech giants amid layoffs, hires CEO of embattled biz tells The Reg: 'Docker Enterprise continues to be our main focus' 25 Feb 22:05 | 3
Devops Bun fight breaks out after devs, techie jump ship: Bakery biz Panera sues its former IT crowd Lawsuits fly as sandwich shop chain grills ex-programmers, system analyst 25 Feb 23:25 | 46