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Today's good news is that whoever has to clean up Solar System will have an easy job: Lack of small debris in Kuiper belt

None of that tiny space rubble to sweep away, judging by snaps of Pluto's acne spots

01 Mar 01:43 | 10

Huawei to the danger zone, ride into the danger zone... Chinese giant denies America's secrets theft, fraud charges

Chinese phone, telco kit maker pleads not guilty in row over vanished T-Mob Tappy robot

01 Mar 02:28 | 19

Danger mouse! Potent rodents 'see' infrared after eyeballs injected with nanoparticles

Maybe it'll make its way to humans in the army one day...

01 Mar 06:01 | 58

Customer: We fancy changing a 25-year-old installation. C'mon, it's just one extra valve... Only wafer thin...

Techies spend 12 hours of Christmas Eve in the workhouse when everything that can go wrong, does

01 Mar 08:04 | 151

'They took away our Cup-a-Soup!' Share your tales of bleak breakout areas with us

Go on, join us by the watercooler: we could use a laugh

01 Mar 09:14 | 136

We're not throttling you, says Vodafone, claiming slow vid streaming is down to the 'cards'

The line cards, that is... which ISP has fingered for selective download slowness

01 Mar 09:46 | 57

IBM hunkers down for no-deal Brexit, warns of disruption to supply chain, data transfers

Big Blue 'in discussions with suppliers to ensure that any vulnerabilities are managed'

01 Mar 10:15 | 40

Something for the Weekend, Sir?

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

If I had my way, I'd have sparks flying from your underwear

01 Mar 11:00 | 136

MPs tear 'naive' British Army a new one over Capita recruitment farce

But things are getting better, insists notorious outsourcer

01 Mar 11:44 | 90

UK's beloved RNGesus machine ERNIE goes quantum in 5th iteration

El Reg takes a trip to TNMoC to swot up on the tech history of Premium Bonds

01 Mar 12:15 | 53

If at first you don't succeed, you may be trying to install that Slow Ring Windows 10 build

Click your heels together three times and say 'there's no OS maker like Microsoft'

01 Mar 13:01 | 49

After last year's sexism shambles, 2019's RSA infosec bash has upped its inclusivity game

Latest diversity push welcome amid fears the infosec circuit is 'moving backwards'

01 Mar 13:39 | 55

Happy graduation day, Containerd! Canonical has something for you

Support due in Microk8s and Charmed Kubernetes

01 Mar 14:10 | 4

Dell braces for sales slowdown: Blames China spending, trade tariffs and whatever 'macro dynamics' are

Near double-digit top line bounce for fiscal '19 but less expected for current year

01 Mar 15:00 | 4

Boffins put the FUN into fungus by rigging yeast to squirt out the active ingredients in cannabis

Greener than growing green, Berkeley biologists claim

01 Mar 16:00 | 49

Nutanix 'let chaos reign', groans CEO as shares tumble more than 20% amid dismal forecast

Marketing, sales underspend bites HCI vendor on the bum

01 Mar 17:00 | 50

Did you hear the one about Cisco routers using `strcpy` insecurely for login authentication? Makes you go AAAAA-AAAAAAArrg segfault

RV110W, RV130W, RV215W need patching to close remote hijacking bug

01 Mar 18:02 | 34

So close yet so far: Pure fingers manufacturing balls-up for leaving firm $20m wide of its target

Q4 revenues up 24% anually, but all-flasher missed guidance

01 Mar 19:04 | 21

When the bits hit the FAN: US military accused of knackering Russian trolls, news org's IT gear amid midterm elections

Despite fried RAID and deleted hard drives, Federal News Agency calls US Cyber Command attack a failure

01 Mar 21:05 | 44

Correction: Last month, we called Zuckerberg a moron. We apologize. In fact, he and Facebook are a fscking disgrace

When it said 5 per cent of banned slurp app users were kids, it actually meant much, much more than that

01 Mar 22:14 | 145

It's not your imagination: Ticket scalper bots are flooding the internet according this 'ere study

'40 per cent' of purchases are automated – but do gig organizers care when a sale is a sale?

01 Mar 22:49 | 102

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