Security Don't be an April Fool: Update your Android mobes, gizmos to – hopefully – pick up critical security fixes Meanwhile, another Edge, IE zero-day emitted online 02 Apr 01:31 | 31
AI + ML Googlers, eggheads urge web giant's bosses to kick top conservative off its AI ethics council One panellist quits, another decides to stay and listen 02 Apr 01:59 | 75
Video FYI: You could make Tesla's Autopilot swerve into traffic with a few stickers on the road His Muskiness praises Tencent's car hacking boffins for the warning, fixes bugs 02 Apr 03:58 | 108
Security How do you sing 'We're jamming and we hope you like jamming, too' in Russian? Kremlin's sat-nav spoofing revealed You satmad, bro? 02 Apr 05:05 | 96
Intel Capital Good news, Man City fans: You can watch your team lose the title in on-demand 3D And from all different angles you want 02 Apr 05:58 | 19
Updated The curious case of a WordPress plugin, a rival site spammed with traffic, a war of words, and legal threats Devs strip code from toolkit amid dramarama 02 Apr 07:04 | 32
Bootnotes Dutch director cops roar deal after selling off lion-based schlock to China Violent Fierce Lion makes $5m in Middle Kingdom compared to Prooi's $260k at home 02 Apr 08:03 | 21
SUSECON '19 Hitting Microsoft's metal: SUSE flings Enterprise Linux at SAP HANA on Azure Fancy a slice of SLES for SAP? 02 Apr 09:19 | 7
Autonomy Trial Autonomy was a 'pure-play software company', testifies former HP chief exec Léo Apotheker And that's a quote from its 2010 accounts 02 Apr 10:10 | 36
OpenInfra Days UK 2019 Go on, feast your eyes on... HMRC's backend: 4,000 IT staff, its hookup with AWS and more UK taxman's digital boss talks living with Amazon 02 Apr 11:05 | 29
Personal Tech Bit nippy, is it? Hive smart home users find themselves tweaking thermostat BY HAND Massive outage across energy firm Centrica's app estate 02 Apr 11:59 | 115
Software Amazon consumer biz celebrates ridding itself of last Oracle database with tame staff party... and a Big Red piñata Fulfilment promise fulfilled 02 Apr 13:05 | 54
Legal UK MPs' disinformation sub-committee is sure to bring Facebook chief to heel (in Opposites Land) Damian Collins' band just can't quit fake news, babe 02 Apr 14:01 | 25
Security Hackers don't just want to pwn networks, they literally want to OWN your network – and no one knows they're there Bad guys are settling in, putting their feet up for the long haul 02 Apr 14:59 | 16
SUSECON '19 SUSE on Cloud 9 for love-in with OpenStack and Kubernetes Running HPE Helion? Time to start thinking about that 'seamless' transition 02 Apr 15:40 |
Devops Don't know how to do the Kubernetes? MapR says it'll hold your hand Firm pushes its customers to containers, recoils from Hadoop 02 Apr 16:30 | 2
Servers And here's Intel's Epyc response: Up-to 56-core, 4GHz 14nm second-gen Xeon SP chips, Agilex FPGAs, persistent mem Amazing what some competition can do: Kicking Chipzilla up the data cache 02 Apr 17:00 | 55
Storage IBM soups up Storwize arrays: Let them eat cache, IOPS, capacity New entry-level and mid-range bring NVMe fabric acceleration 02 Apr 17:26 |
Servers Supermicro takes the plunge into Cascade Lake, clutching X11 lines, screaming 'AI' Give me sockets, give me DIMMs, give me Optane, give me all the speed 02 Apr 18:00 | 3
Software We don't know whether 737 Max MCAS update is coming or Boeing: Anti-stall safety fix delayed Airlines will have to wait few more weeks to get new code as engineers need more time 02 Apr 20:22 | 107
Science Finally, after years of dunking on Magic Leap, El Reg's Kieren tries out the techno hype goggles. And the verdict... To view this content, please click on the headline 02 Apr 20:38 | 47
Software GA'day, mate: Open the plonk, turn up a banger, Visual Studio 2019 is officially here (don't get too excited, Mac devs) Striding into its third decade, dev suite is now ready to Share 02 Apr 21:37 | 21
Security Mystery of the Chinese woman who allegedly tried to sneak into Trump's Mar-a-Lago with a USB stick of malware She faces two federal charges after apparently getting as far as reception 02 Apr 22:36 | 40
Security Ex-Mozilla CTO: US border cops demanded I unlock my phone, laptop at SF airport – and I'm an American citizen Techie says he was grilled for three hours after refusing to let agents search his devices 02 Apr 23:25 | 403