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We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

Apophis will be inside satellite belt, visible to the naked eye from our home world, sweet release not imminent...

02 May 05:54 | 174

Sinister secret backdoor found in networking gear perfect for government espionage: The Chinese are – oh no, wait, it's Cisco again

Better ban this gear from non-US core networks, right?

02 May 07:02 | 149

Qualcomm will take at least $4.5 billion from Apple after settling mammoth legal battle

'We look forward...to continuing to support them as a customer'

02 May 08:08 | 5

We dunno what's worse: Hackers ransacked Citrix for FIVE months, or that Equifax was picked to help mop up the mess

Hardly reassuring on any level

02 May 09:12 | 28

'Lightweight' UPS-style flywheels to power naval laser zappers

Naval 'leccy storage tech looks remarkably familiar

02 May 10:00 | 90

Facebook AI leader Sebastian Riedel to deliver keynote at MCubed 2019

Blind bird ticket offer ending soon

02 May 10:07 | 1

'I do not wish to surrender' Julian Assange tells court over US extradition bid

Case will be heard over May and June

02 May 11:29 | 117

What a meth: Elderly Melbourne couple sign for 20kg shipment of drugs, say cops

Good afternoon, is this Amazon? I believe the yarn we ordered has dissolved into some sort of powder

02 May 12:04 | 95

Yet another UK.gov figure joins Amazon Web Services payroll

Alex Holmes, deputy director of cyber security at DCMS, joins Liam Maxwell at cloud giant

02 May 12:52 | 7

Equinix is rolling in it.... money that is

Colo giant racks up the dollar bills by renting space to big 'n bulky cloud slingers

02 May 14:40 | 6

Mellanox investor proposes class action to kill Nvidia's $6.9bn mega buy

Calling all the ASIC snitches...

02 May 15:53 | 5

Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin successfully lobs another capsule beyond the edge of space

Burning through the Amazon billions with rockets

02 May 18:23 | 29

It's May 2. Know what that means? Yep, it's the PR orgy that is World Password Day... again

Maybe it should be called World Password Shaming Day this year because, apparently, you suck

02 May 20:24 | 67

Microsoft slaps the Edge name on SQL, unveils the HoloLens 2 Development Edition

Got $3,500 to spare? No? How about $99 a month instead?

02 May 21:00 | 53

What a pain in the Azzz-ure: Microsoft Azure, SharePoint, etc knocked offline by DNS blunder

Technical term for today's three-hour outage is TITSUP: Total Inability To Support Users' Packets

02 May 21:19 | 30

Cali Right-to-Repair law dropped, cracks screen, has to be taken to authorized repair shop

More consumer-friendly legislation killed by Golden State's politics

02 May 21:59 | 83

House! Microsoft wins at buzzword bingo with AI, ML and Blockchain in cloudy Azure wrapping

Cognitive Services to assist fleshbags with tedious decision-making duties

02 May 22:44 | 2

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