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DeepNude's makers tried to deep-six their pervy AI app. Web creeps have other ideas: Cracked copies shared online as code decompiled

This genie is definitely not going back in the bottle

02 Jul 01:20 | 127

Samsung tears wraps off Bixby Marketplace, tens of people go wild. (One at the back whispers, 'Siri, what's Bixby?')

Sammy tries to slurp some of those app developer dollars

02 Jul 05:03 | 14

Has NASA's Mars Insight lander hit rock bottom? Heat probe struggles to penetrate Red Planet

Stop, hammer time

02 Jul 06:07 | 39

Google open sources standardized code in bid to become Mr Robots.txt

Forget about past technical decisions made by fiat, this time your thoughts matter

02 Jul 07:03 | 19

Will that old Vulcan's engines run? Bluebird jet boat team turn to Cold War bomber

Static display jet last ran in 1983

02 Jul 08:15 | 143

Microsoft: OK, we admit it, spring is over. Here's your Windows 10 19H2

Mysteriously missing update finally arrives in preview form. World shrugs

02 Jul 09:15 | 29

You know what's besides the XPoint, Intel? Somebody else's storage-class memory – SK Hynix

Another vendor mounts the crossbars

02 Jul 10:15 | 7

SARGE rocket splutters, Boeing shows us its 'chute, NASA trundles Mobile Launcher to pad

Also, happy Asteroid Day! Let's party like it's 1908

02 Jul 11:15 | 1

Poetic justice: Mum funnels £100 into claw machine to win single Dumbo teddy for her kid

Complains attraction was rigged

02 Jul 11:51 | 152

Microsoft puts freshly borged FSLogix to work speeding up Office 365

It's a virtualized world and everyone's welcome. Even Citrix and VMware

02 Jul 12:32 | 1

What happens in Vegas ... will probably go through the huge bit barn Google is building in Nevada

Excuse us, we mean 'Jasmine Development'

02 Jul 13:30 | 20

NASA smacks an Orion into the water with a successful Ascent Abort-2 Test

Parachutes not included as the Launch Abort System gets a work-out

02 Jul 14:30 | 26

More households invite creepy smart speakers indoors: Arch-slurper Google top dog for Q1

Chocolate Factory overtakes Amazon as European sales surge 45.1% – people clearly didn't hear the cries of frustrated Google Home users

02 Jul 15:30 | 37

I got 502 problems, and Cloudflare sure is one: Outage interrupts your El Reg-reading pleasure for almost half an hour

A chunk of the internet vanished today. Lucky it's not used for anything important, right?

02 Jul 15:39 | 60

Cloudy with a chance of colocation: Taiwan's Delta Electronics rolls out beastly 600kVA UPS

I like big data centres and I cannot lie

02 Jul 16:30 | 14

Microsoft wakes up, stretches, remembers: Oh yeah, we do Windows too. And lo, SQL Server 2019 Windows-based container emerges

Also: Still rocking SQL Server 2008? The end is near

02 Jul 18:49 | 3

We are shocked to learn oppressive authoritarian surveillance state China injects spyware into foreigners' smartphones

Border cops accused of loading tourists' mobiles up with snoop app in Muslim area

02 Jul 19:55 | 80

This major internet routing blunder took A WEEK to fix. Why so long? It was IPv6 – and no one really noticed

When you meant to type /127 but entered /12 instead

02 Jul 21:09 | 82

NPM Inc settles union-busting complaints on third try – after CEO trolled for ordering internal mole hunt

Stuffed mole toys arrive at JavaScript biz after chief exec demands to know who was talking to El Reg

02 Jul 21:28 | 43

14 sailors die aboard Russian cable spy, er, ocean research nuke sub after fire breaks out

Disaster and tragedy in Barents Sea

02 Jul 22:22 | 69

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