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Mega-financial-o-gasm

AWS still a cash machine for Bezos, Intel is down a 5G modem biz, and Google is on Tulsi Gabbard's bad side

Here's a round-up from a bumper day of earnings

26 Jul 00:19 | 15

Rise of the Machines hair-raiser: The day IBM's Dot Matrix turned

'This report is taking ages to print, let me take a closer l-argh!'

26 Jul 07:07 | 214

Fantastic Mr Fox? Not when he sh*ts on your lawn, kids' trampoline and your soul

How would YOU make those evil fluffy bastards clear off?

26 Jul 08:10 | 215

Something for the Weekend, Sir?

Summer vacations put an end to rampant desktop crimewave

At last I feel infused with the write stuff

26 Jul 09:10 | 98

The Register taps a foot with boffins under the Lovell Telescope at Bluedot Festival

Ad Astra Tabernamque... but no, we can't dance

26 Jul 09:45 | 16

Cyberlaw wonks squint at NotPetya insurance smackdown: Should 'war exclusion' clauses apply to network hacks?

When UK and US said it was Russia, they weren't thinking of the litigators!

26 Jul 10:30 | 49

Not-so-paltry towers: Vodafone gears up to flog off massive masts business

Seeking to wipe a bit of red ink off balance sheet ahead of €19bn Liberty Global swallow

26 Jul 11:02 | 16

Darkest Dungeon: Lovecraftian PTSD simulator will cause your own mask to slip

Try to claim your birthright from eldritch horrors, but don't get attached to anyone

26 Jul 12:02 | 46

UK PM Johnson spins revolving doors, new digital minister falls through

Adams joins the family of Fun, completing BoJo's politico shake-up

26 Jul 13:00 | 96

Can't dance? That's no excuse. Let a robot do it for you at this 'forced exoskeleton rave'

Where else but San Francisco?

26 Jul 14:00 | 23

The democratisation of IT: Amazon and Microsoft own half the cloud infrastructure market

Choice? Yes, we've heard of it too

26 Jul 15:00 | 8

SpaceX Dragon flies British science into orbit, while stubby 'watertower' hops around Texas

Here - have a new Docking Adaptor. Sorry about that whole exploding rocket thing

26 Jul 16:00 | 17

Sailfish OS given a Jolla good buffing as version 3.1 bobs gently into port

Encryption, VPN and Android app support for Apple and Google refuseniks

26 Jul 17:20 | 20

Sleeping Tesla driver wonders why his car ploughed into 11 traffic cones on a motorway

You guessed it, he was using not-an-Autopilot

26 Jul 18:16 | 207

DevOpsery-dispenser Atlassian's customers settle into the cloudy subscription world

Don't ask about profit, but over half cash came from subs in FY2019

26 Jul 19:04 | 5

He's coming home, he's coming... Hutchins' coming home: British Wannacry killer held in US on malware dev rap set free by judge

Joy as infosec researcher spared jail time in America

26 Jul 19:23 | 73

Spri-Mobile? T-Print? Time to think of a nickname: The Sprint/T-Mobile US merger is go

Uncle Sam's legal eagles sign off on $26bn mega-mashup – multiple states still not happy with biz deal

26 Jul 20:09 | 33

Juniper Networks struggles with service providers as US-China trade war continues to suck

One thing is certain: it's not China paying for the new round of tariffs

26 Jul 20:56 | 7

City-obliterating asteroid screamed past Earth the other night – and boffins only clocked it just 26 hours beforehand

'We should have seen it earlier' astro-prof tells El Reg after rock whizzed between us and Moon

26 Jul 22:47 | 126

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