Security Newb admits he ran Satori botnet that turned thousands of hacked devices into a 100Gbps+ DDoS-for-hire cannon One moron down, two to go 05 Sep 00:47 | 26
Science Big bang theory: Was mystery explosion over New York caused by a meteor? Dunno. By a military jet? Maybe... US Space Command launches probe – wait, is that the sound of a black helicopt 05 Sep 01:57 | 91
Updated Q. If machine learning is so smart, how come AI models are such racist, sexist homophobes? A. Humans really suck Our prejudices rub off on our computer pals, sadly 05 Sep 07:02 | 64
Feature GDP-arrrrrrgggghhh! A no-deal Brexit: So what are you going to do with all that lovely data? What we know, plus potential ways to make that data flow 05 Sep 08:11 | 115
Bootnotes Full of beans? Sadly not as fellow cracks open tin at dinner to find just one Solitary floater 05 Sep 09:08 | 78
Software Loss-making $15bn hipster chat biz Slack suddenly less appetising to investors as it predicts deeper losses Battle with Microsoft not letting up 05 Sep 09:38 | 57
Updated Yahoo! customers! wake! up! to! borked! email! (Yes! people! still! actually! use! it!) FFS! 05 Sep 09:41 | 73
Obit Now it's Terrance Dicks' turn to regenerate: Golden-age Doctor Who mainstay dies aged 84 My terrifying childhood with the man who made the Time Lords great 05 Sep 10:27 | 35
Security Today's data whoopsie is brought to you by CircleCI: Source safe, but look out for phishers SF-based continuous delivery outfit says soz 05 Sep 11:13 | 3
IFA 2019 Acer and Asus unveil some of the world's heaviest laptops ... and some of its lightest Gaming chairs, gaming phones, gaming laptops – and some delightful feather-light ones 05 Sep 11:45 | 11
Databases UK plod could lose access to 79 million criminal alerts in event of a no-deal Brexit European data sharing confined to underused Interpol database 05 Sep 12:20 | 85
Channel Hm. Is it wise to assume 'no material disruption' from 'volatile' UK climate, Dixons Carphone? Mobile biz is a mess, but we're sticking to revenue guidance 05 Sep 12:52 | 2
On-Prem Auditors bemoan time it takes for privatised RAF pilot training to produce combat-ready aviators Seven years from noob to pro 05 Sep 13:25 | 80
SaaS Handy, that: Microsoft inhales cloud migration outfit for undisclosed amount Orchestrating Movere purchase in the Dark? 05 Sep 13:55 | 2
Science China remains in pole position for electric vehicle uptake despite cuts to subsidies 7% of new cars run on batteries compared to 3% in Europe 05 Sep 14:25 | 21
SaaS 10 months of Jeremy Kyle later*, ex-BT boss Gavin Patterson shacks up with Salesforce Guess it's time to put down the crisps and get off the couch, Gav ... 05 Sep 14:57 | 7
IFA 2019 OK, let's try that again: Vulture rakes a talon on Samsung's fresh attempt at the Galaxy Fold 5G Gently, mind – it's rather expensive 05 Sep 15:30 | 89
Servers What goes up must come down, and that applies to the server market in Q2 too Canada and EMEA see growth. As for the rest of the world... 05 Sep 16:29 | 6
Devops Freebie tier coming to issue-tracking Jira, but you'll have to cough up to unlock the good stuff Atlassian would love it if you joined its glorious cloudy future 05 Sep 17:35 | 17
Networks New York City sues T-Mobile US over 'abusive sales tactics' Dodgy dealing in a mobile phone shop? What kind of a world? 05 Sep 18:30 | 9
Photo Another sign of the End Times: Free software guru Richard Stallman speaks at Microsoft HQ Firebrand in town to give Redmond a GNU lease of life 05 Sep 21:04 | 42
Edge + IoT Stalking cheap Chinese GPS child trackers is as easy as 123... 456 – because that's the default password on 600k+ of these gizmos It's 2019 and, like, duh, insecurity comes as standard 05 Sep 22:45 | 32
Security Too bad, so sad, exploit devs: Google patches possibly several million dollars' worth of security flaws in Android Except one – a 'your phone is now my phone' bug reported months ago and still not fixed 05 Sep 23:43 | 5