On-Prem IBM looks to boost sales the same way it has for 65 years – yes, it's a new mainframe: The z15 Lineup looks to put a pep in the step of flailing systems group 17 Sep 00:36 | 34
OpenWorld Larry Ellison tiers Amazon a new one: Oracle cloud gets 'always' free offer, plus something about Linux El Reg decodes Big Red's big announcements from today 17 Sep 01:13 | 27
Interview Stallman's final interview as FSF president: Last week we quizzed him over Microsoft visit. Now he quits top roles amid rape remarks outcry GNU man resigns after Minsky email defense 'the final straw' for dev world 17 Sep 05:11 | 226
AI + ML Boffins build AI that can detect cyber-abuse – and if you don't believe us, YOU CAN *%**#* *&**%* #** OFF Alternatively, you can try to overpower it with your incredibly amazing sarcasm 17 Sep 06:58 | 49
On-Prem First they came for 'face' and I did not speak out because I... have no face? Then they came for 'book' Don't panic: Off and f*ck still free from Zuckerberg, for now 17 Sep 08:03 | 66
Roundup Disney signs on with Microsoft, SQLCMD arrives in Data Studio and Azure goes German Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, it's off to test we go... 17 Sep 09:05 | 4
Science You look like a fungi. Got mushroom in your life to build stuff with mycelium computers? IRL Star Trek: Discovery, sort of 17 Sep 10:04 | 43
Science UK.gov's smart meter cost-benefit analysis for 2019 goes big on cost, easy on the benefits Did someone mention a delay? Rollout given another 4 years as price tag soars to £13.4bn 17 Sep 11:00 | 162
Legal Google age discrimination case: Supervisor called me 'grandpa', engineer claims Suit filed alleging HR failed to protect staffer from harassment 17 Sep 11:45 | 80
Roundup NASA's lunar spy looks for hide-and-seek champ Vikram, Starliner test success, and more Happy 43rd birthday to Space Shuttle Enterprise 17 Sep 12:33 | 23
Security UK Home Office web form snafu allows you to both agree and disagree – strongly – all at once Government cares what you think. Honest 17 Sep 13:30 | 53
SaaS Brit government WLTM one Chief Digi Info Officer Required: GSoH, plus ability to make ends meet on up to £180k a year 17 Sep 14:16 | 13
Software .NET Core 3.0 thought it was all ready for release. And it would have been too, if it weren't for those pesky Visual Studio kids Hi, remember us? We share a toolset. And have another preview to do? 17 Sep 14:50 | 5
Security HP printer small print says kit phones home data on whatever you print – and then some Security engineer actually reads privacy policy to his horror 17 Sep 15:25 | 162
AWS Transformation Day VMware on AWS: Low-risk option or security blanket for those who don't like change? John Enoch gives us the hard sell – just ignore the price 17 Sep 16:00 | 11
Legal Apple tells European Commission it's nutty for slapping €13bn tax bill on Irish subsidiary Sweetheart deal crackdown 'defies reality and common sense' apparently 17 Sep 17:04 | 119
Security Vulns out of the box: 12 in 13 small biz network devices terribly insecure by default – research You want root shell access? No problem 17 Sep 17:45 | 7
Software DevOps darling GitLab pockets another $268m to be valued at $2.75bn Drops Enterprise (Core) into VMware Cloud Marketplace, misspells own name 17 Sep 18:30 | 3
Security Seriously, this sh!t again? 24m medical records, 700m+ scan pics casually left online Whole pile of US data just sitting there with no security 17 Sep 19:15 | 29
Personal Tech We asked for your Fitbit horror stories and, oh wow, did you deliver: Readers sync their teeth into 'junk' gizmos 'This is the last Fitbit I will buy' 17 Sep 19:44 | 76
Security US government sues ex-IT guy for breaking his NDA (Yes, we mean Edward Snowden) Uncle Sam tries to plug leaker's pay, ends up plugging leaker's book 17 Sep 19:58 | 83
Legal Scott McNealy gets touchy feely with Trump: Sun cofounder hosts hush-hush reelection fundraiser for President Commander-in-Chief jets into Silicon Valley under cloud of secrecy 17 Sep 21:25 | 65