Who, Me? Calling all the Visual Basic snitches: Keep quiet about it and so will he... Regulatory compliance? We've heard of it 23 Sep 07:32 | 77
Interview Switch about to get real: Openreach bod on the challenge of shuttering UK's copper phone lines With 2025 deadline, potential for disruption is huge 23 Sep 08:15 | 124
Analysis It's ace that UK.gov 'in 2030 will be joined up, trusted and responsive' – but what about now? A week of 'big-picture thinking' surprisingly small in detail 23 Sep 09:00 | 24
Roundup Pizza prankster's prisoner plea plot perturbs police, Norks invading and Uber woes Plus, a Windows NTFS flaw, Fortnite hacking, and much, much more 23 Sep 09:37 | 37
Personal Tech Gearheads get their spudgers into an iPhone 11 Pro Max: Bi-lateral charging, anyone? Plus: Start the week right by watching Apple's latest being dropped repeatedly 23 Sep 10:20 | 28
Science If you have enough of this type of gut microbe, you can get drunk for free after eating carbs Well we say for free... but having too much of it means you prob have fatty liver disease 23 Sep 11:00 | 32
Updated Devonitely not great: Torbay and South Devon NHS declares 'major IT incident' Do not come to hospital unless it's critical, it tells patients on Facebook and Twitter 23 Sep 11:44 | 53
OSes Microsoft: Dynamics 365 to hook up online, physical retail... 'cos we love tracking so much we want it offline too Plus: Redmond unveils Connected Store 23 Sep 12:33 | 19
Updated HMRC's HTTPS howler: Childcare payments site cert expired at 1am on Sunday, down for hours Gov.uk portal finally lurched back to life after lunch 23 Sep 13:03 | 31
Roundup Alarmingly, Facebook needs more first-person shooter footage, US Energy dept buys AI-training chips, and more Plus: Watch cute bot agents master hide-and-seek 23 Sep 13:37 | 8
Roundup Better Bluetooth in Windows 10 and more local Azure toys via Docker containers Also, a new font arrives and Microsoft struggles to keep Sets' coffin lid closed 23 Sep 14:10 | 4
Bootnotes Bored and looking for something to do with your fingers? Why not try speed-cubing at a central London pop-up? Rubik's Cube mini-fest marks 39 years of eponymous toy 23 Sep 15:05 | 17
Security Several months after the fact, CafePress finally acknowledges huge data theft to its customers Maybe check your credit rating, says red-faced firm 23 Sep 16:17 | 21
Personal Tech After complaints over leaked Voice Assistant recordings, Google says: We hear you Audio retention settings to be more transparent (if you know where to find them) 23 Sep 17:15 | 33
Updated Chef melts under heat, will 86 future deals with family-separating US immigration agencies CEO says sorry in U-turn so hard, boffins at CERN thought space-time was distorting 23 Sep 18:27 | 58
Personal Tech Trump-China trade war latest: Brave patriot Apple decides to do exact same thing, will still make Mac Pro in US And yet manages to blag a federal tariff exclusion. #MAGA! 23 Sep 19:49 | 30
On-Prem You've got (Ginni's) mail! Judge orders IBM to cough up CEO, execs' internal memos in age-discrim legal battle Big Blue on blast for trying to wriggle out of revealing Operation Baccarat blueprints 23 Sep 20:26 | 75
Security Nine words to ruin your Monday: Emergency Internet Explorer patch amid in-the-wild attacks Update browser ASAP after Google gurus spot miscreants abusing bug to hijack PCs 23 Sep 21:36 | 35