Roundup Imperva cloud firewall pwned, D-Link bug uncovered – plus more Including: Visual Studio Code debug hole found 14 Oct 05:03 | 2
Roundup Robocop needs reboot, $200m for AI research, UK govt knowingly deployed racist passport system – plus more Read the latest in the amusing world of AI 14 Oct 06:04 | 43
Who, Me? Lies, damn lies, and KPIs: Let's not fix the formula until we have someone else to blame When 95 + (5 * RAND()) is all your spreadsheet needs 14 Oct 07:10 | 173
SaaS SUSE, what? Adoption's still growing, shrugs OpenStack Foundation Attention has shifted away from VMs, however, COO tells El Reg 14 Oct 08:15 | 2
Analysis Microsoft Teams: The good, the bad, and the ugly Why Teams is a key product despite its frustrations – and yes, a Linux client is on the way 14 Oct 09:19 | 78
On-Prem Private equity to gobble up Brit virus blocker Sophos for £3bn Will join Barracuda Networks, Veracode Software in Thoma Bravo's tum 14 Oct 09:53 | 20
Networks 'Technical error' threatens Vodafone customers with four-figure roaming fees Bills as high as £9k, but don't worry – they're working on it 14 Oct 10:23 | 52
Software Remember, remember, it's now called November: Windows 10 19H2 update has a name And a release date – sort of 14 Oct 10:58 | 27
Obit RIP: First space-walk badass Alexei Leonov, who made it to 85 despite best efforts of Soviet machine Looking back on Voskhod, Salyut, Soyuz, Apollo and having the right stuff 14 Oct 11:49 | 19
Channel Swiss wheeze: Microsoft reseller titan SoftwareONE plots IPO on Zurich exchange If that floats your boat 14 Oct 12:31 | 1
Exclusive Tearoff of Nottingham: University to lose chunk of IT dept to outsourcing Cos that's always gone really well... 14 Oct 12:59 | 100
Roundup Visual Studio Code gets more touch-feely, new Windows Server builds arrive for brave admins Apple flogs Microsoft hardware and Puppet's CTO has a... notepad.exe tattoo? 14 Oct 13:41 | 8
Networks Her Majesty opens UK Parliament with fantastic tales of gigabit-capable broadband for everyone But without a majority, it's more likely to form basis of Tory manifesto than law 14 Oct 14:31 | 77
Channel John Lennon says hello. Hello, hello... as Cancom buys Novosco for £70m You know, co-founder of the Belfast-based reseller 14 Oct 15:55 | 4
Bootnotes How do we stop filling the oceans with Lego? By being a BaaS-tard, toy maker suggests Firm admits it has considered a bricks-as-a-service biz model 14 Oct 16:29 | 63
Software Google unplugs AMP, hooks it into OpenJS Foundation after critics turn up the volume You want this web tech to be independent? Sure, we'll just put it in an org we bankroll 14 Oct 18:08 | 20
Security Pitney Bowes: Can we be frank? Ransomware has borked our dead-tree post systems Venerable stamp-machine maker stalled by server infection 14 Oct 19:12 | 16
Security Apple insists it's totally not doing that thing it wasn't accused of: We're not handing over Safari URLs to Tencent – just people's IP addresses Cupertino in China Syndrome meltdown 14 Oct 20:05 | 51
OSes Sudo? More like Su-doh: There's a fun bug that gives restricted sudoers root access (if your config is non-standard) All it takes is -u#-1 ... Wh%& t#e fsck*? 14 Oct 21:14 | 73
Science YouTube thinkfluencer Siraj Raval admits he plagiarized boffins' neural qubit papers – as ESA axes his workshop Oops I did it again. And by it, we mean, ripped people off 14 Oct 22:37 | 48