On-Prem 10nm woes, CPU supply shortages, competition from AMD... What? Sorry? Intel can't hear you over the cash register going bonkers Just don't mention the FPGAs 24 Jan 00:21 | 18
Updated No big deal, Rogers, your internal source code and keys are only on the open web. Don't hurry to take it down 'Closed source' blueprints available for all to gawp at – and potentially exploit 24 Jan 01:12 | 14
Networks Protesters backing Huawei's CFO Meng Wanzhou during her US extradition hearings were 'duped paid actors' What do we want?! $100. When do we want it? As soon as we finish this shift 24 Jan 02:26 | 34
Security Russian super-crook behind $20m internet fraud den Cardplanet and malware-exchange forum pleads guilty Now 29-year-old faces years in the clink after long battle to bring him to justice 24 Jan 04:40 | 13
AI + ML Amazing peer-reviewed AI bots that predict premature births were too good to be true: Flawed testing bumped accuracy from 50% to 90%+ 'These models should not go into clinical practice at all,' academic tells El Reg 24 Jan 06:03 | 18
Software Rockstar dev debate reopens: Hero programmers do exist, do all the work, do chat a lot – and do need love and attention from project leaders Some engineers are just better than others... at being noticed 24 Jan 06:58 | 79
On Call Beware the Friday afternoon 'Could you just..?' from the muppet who wants to come between you and your beer Polishing balls for mates is no way to make a living 24 Jan 08:15 | 234
SaaS When world+dog has a data platform too, Cloudera has to stand out before next new shiny distracts investors Hadoop slinger's big bet joins list of rivals doing the same thing 24 Jan 09:15 |
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Clunk, whirr, buzz, whine. Shared office space can be a riot and sounds like one too And what about my buttocks, eh? 24 Jan 10:30 | 147
Episode 2 BOFH: When was the last time someone said these exact words to you: You are the sunshine of my life? It's survey time in BOFH-land... and the dastardly duo are getting creative 24 Jan 11:12 | 103
On-Prem It's good to talk: Union says IBM failed to consult system support techies as Scottish Power contract nears end TUPE or not TUPE? That is the question. Unison calls on lawyers ahead of 30 June D-Day 24 Jan 11:57 | 37
Databases It's a jungle out there when it comes to conservation tech – but there's a cloud for that Courtesy of Species360 (not a move by Microsoft into the zoology space) 24 Jan 12:37 | 2
Personal Tech Apple: EU can't make us use your stinking common charging standard From Screw you, Brits... to Up yours, Delors... 24 Jan 13:25 | 182
Software Free Software Foundation suggests Microsoft 'upcycles' Windows 7... as open source 'Its life doesn't have to end!' 24 Jan 13:59 | 159
In depth This episode of Black Mirror sucks: London cops boast that facial-recog creepycams will be on the streets this year Here's what Met top brass told the press this morning 24 Jan 14:56 | 87
Edge + IoT Well, well, well. Internet-of-Things speaker biz Sonos to continue some software support for legacy kit after all Punters can still run old and new gear on same network, for now 24 Jan 16:18 | 60
Security 2015-member database floats off through breach in Royal Yachting Association's hull Change your passwords, ye scurvy-free non-landlubbers 24 Jan 17:12 | 15
Software Microsoft previews Visual Studio update with added Linux love, many new features Develop on Windows, deploy to Linux: an increasingly common pattern 24 Jan 18:00 | 31
Devops Atlassian anticipates $1.6bn total revenue for fiscal 2020 as subscriptions make it rain Can you hear the cloudy cash registers ringing? 24 Jan 19:00 | 4
Software Microsoft puts away the Catnip: Windows Insiders community app axed due to 'technical limitations' Pretty much the most exciting thing to come out of Fast Ring Build 19551 24 Jan 20:01 | 8
Updated Everyone loves our new desktop web search design so much – the one with ads that look like links – that we're tweaking it, says Google Unpopular opinion: Adverts are a bit more distinct with this new style, but OK, internet, you win 24 Jan 20:54 | 45
Networks Curse of Boeing continues: Now a telly satellite it built may explode, will be pushed up to 500km from geo orbit DirecTV's Spaceway-1 to head off into the void before its batteries detonate 24 Jan 23:16 | 97
Updated Why so glum, VMware? It's Friday. Oh, is it this $235m patent infringement invoice from Densify? Too bad, so sad Virtualization giant hit with massive tech blueprint verdict 24 Jan 23:36 | 11