Stop us if you've heard this before: Boeing's working on 737 Max software fixes for autopilot, stabilization bugs Problems pile up for grounded craft Software09 Apr 2020 | 93
Twitter takes away twits' ability to limit ad data sharing – after telling investors its own privacy settings hurt revenue Except you in Europe and UK, you still get to control over analytics fuel Personal Tech09 Apr 2020 | 24
VMware’s cloudy capacity constraint stretches into third week UPDATE Green light appears on day 18. Feel free to resume full clouding now SaaS09 Apr 2020 | 1
China's biggest e-learning company admits deliberately getting its sums wrong when counting sales Employee cuffed after forged contracts and dodgy documents discovered On-Prem09 Apr 2020 | 32
COVID-19 is pretty nasty but maybe this is taking social distancing too far? Universe may not be expanding equally in all directions Alternative headline: Here's a bug report for cosmology Science09 Apr 2020 | 89
Cloudflare dumps Google's reCAPTCHA, moves to hCaptcha as free ride ends (and something about privacy) You want this service at Cloudflare's scale? Then maybe you might want to pay for it Security09 Apr 2020 | 52
Australian state adds AI number plate readers to GPS tracking of corona-quarantine busters Western Australia is enforcing internal borders now AI + ML09 Apr 2020 | 12
Watch out, everyone, here come the Coronavirus Cops, enjoying their little slice of power way too much Comment Brit cops turn to drones, now mobile tools to make everyone’s lives a misery Bootnotes09 Apr 2020 | 348
Low-orbit internet banking fraud claim alleged to be a load of space junk This is what comes of mixing the International Space Station, a relationship breakdown, and banking records Security09 Apr 2020 | 10
Upstart Americans brandish alligators at the almighty Reg Standards Soviet Thou shalt respect the Osman and keep your distance, rebels Bootnotes09 Apr 2020 | 97
You in for a curl up and dye? Yeah, looks like the same for this screen in a hairdressers Bork!Bork!Bork! A cunning cut won't save this bit of borkery Bootnotes09 Apr 2020 | 18
Poor semiconductor revenues can't catch a break: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the wafer – bam, coronavirus Gartner predicts 2020 slump, but it'd be worse were it not for NAND flash On-Prem09 Apr 2020 | 3
Europe calls for single app to track coronavirus. Meanwhile America pretends it isn’t trying to build one at all Comment Plus, what’s big tech doing to help? Not much it seems, Bill Gates excepted Science09 Apr 2020 | 79
Linux fans thrown a bone in one Windows 10 build while Peppa Pig may fly if another is ready in time for this year No Neo in 2020? Never mind, The Matrix 4 is out in 2021 OSes09 Apr 2020 | 43
Self-driving car LIDAR stalwart Velodyne sued for sacking a third of its staff claiming coronavirus was the cause Employees allege offshoring was reason behind next-day sacking of 140 staff Science09 Apr 2020 | 12
Neo4j has this great IDE-a: How about we stuff all our graph workspace, database, algorithms and visualisation wizardry in one place? Graph graph graph egg and graph; graph graph graph graph graph graph baked beans graph graph graph Software09 Apr 2020 | 8
Consumer reviewer Which? finds CAN bus ports on Ford and VW, starts yelling 'Security! We have a problem...' Spoiler: It found a tyre pressure sensor and a Wi-Fi password Security09 Apr 2020 | 46
French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle That's a retirement day present he won't forget Bootnotes09 Apr 2020 | 144
Tekton Pipelines hits beta: 'Ragdoll Norby' to sort continuous integration for Kubernetes And 'difficult to understand, hard to debug' PipelineResources have been deprecated Devops09 Apr 2020 |
AWS revamps Fargate serverless containers, but wait – where's Docker Engine? Ah, 'deemed unnecessary' Bezos cloud crew chops 'bells and whistles' in favour of native support, adds shared storage Devops09 Apr 2020 |
Hi, Google Duplex here, trying to book a haircut for a socially inept human. Sorry, 'COVID-19'?... DOES NOT COMPUTE Chocolate Factory's AI call assistant will soon be getting confused by Brit idioms at the worst time possible AI + ML09 Apr 2020 | 33
SAP slashes revenue, profit forecasts as virus outbreak bites into biz prospects First quarter started off so well... On-Prem09 Apr 2020 | 2
Signal sends smoke, er, signal: If Congress cripples anonymous speech with EARN IT Act, we'll shut US ops Secure messaging app says it could not continue operations in America under proposed law Security09 Apr 2020 | 68
RAND report finds that, like fusion power and Half Life 3, quantum computing is still 15 years away Has anyone told the Chinese? Science09 Apr 2020 | 115