Servers You've got it down Pat: Intel boss says 2020 was so strong, a 20% drop in data center sales now is to be expected Server chip business doldrums blamed on 'digestion' 23 Apr 00:02 | 4
AI + ML Watchdog 'enables Tesla Autopilot' with string, some weight, a seat belt ... and no actual human at the wheel 'The system not only failed to make sure the driver was paying attention, but it also couldn’t tell if there was a driver there at all' 23 Apr 02:33 | 106
Software India seeks locally developed open source CRM and ERP for government users #FOSS4GOV challenge will fund and mentor devs and startups to create govtech code 23 Apr 03:44 | 4
On-Prem China’s highest-ranked university creates school dedicated to integrated circuits Expects breakthroughs in design, materials and more. No pressure: Xi Jinping dropped in ahead of launch 23 Apr 04:58 | 24
Software Happy news: Apple again extends fee waiver for online real time experiences Sad news: Cupertino seems to think you won’t be comfortable going out until at least the end of the year 23 Apr 05:58 | 5
Science We admire your MOXIE, Earthlings: Perseverance rover gizmo produces oxygen for first time on Mars First, COVID vaccinations, now atmosphere generators for an alien world? We're really cooking on gas now 23 Apr 06:26 | 35
Networks Starlink creates risk of internet investment doom cycle, says APNIC researcher Early users get speed, so policy-makers may stop building, but more users means slower speeds ... 23 Apr 07:04 | 43
On Call George Clooney of IT: Dribbling disaster and damp disk warnings scare the life out of innocent user Practical jokes: just don't 23 Apr 07:31 | 130
Personal Tech From cash machines to commercial kitchen appliances, Doom really will run on almost anything As long as the technical nous is there 23 Apr 08:30 | 20
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Something went wrong but we won't tell you what it is. Now, would you like to take out a premium subscription? Get with the disruptive app design, granddad: meaningless errors are cool 23 Apr 09:13 | 132
Episode 4 BOFH: Postman BOFH's Special Delivery Service Back to the office we trudge, dragging our hooked tails behind us 23 Apr 10:01 | 97
Hands on Penguin takeover: We tried running some GUI Linux apps on Windows the official way – and nothing exploded Microsoft's own distro lurks under the covers and applications magically appear in the Start menu 23 Apr 10:46 | 69
Updated Bork!Bork!Bork! We've finally hit Peak Bork: Microsoft man reveals home-grown welcome back BSOD at Redmond HQ A treat for returning workers as meeting cancelled due to roomful of bork 23 Apr 11:31 | 26
Science SpaceX flings another bunch of humans into orbit in reused capsule atop reused booster Second jaunt to the International Space Station for Endeavour 23 Apr 12:39 | 25
Software NASSCOM shakeup: Accenture's Rehka Menon becomes first woman to chair Indian IT trade org Also, Dell and HP miss out on expanded board positions 23 Apr 13:27 | 2
Legal 39 Post Office convictions quashed after Fujitsu evidence about Horizon IT platform called into question Japanese firm has a reckoning to face 23 Apr 14:15 | 169
SaaS Salesforce beats banks to top UK exec salary survey while Microsoft drops out of league Come for the 'ohana', stay for the massive piles of cash 23 Apr 15:01 | 3
Legal iFixit wants you to be legally able to break software locks to repair gizmos. Unsurprisingly, manufacturers are less keen US Copyright Office asked to add DMCA amendment 23 Apr 16:04 | 26
Edge + IoT OK, so we don't have a flying car yet, but this is possibly even better: The Internet of Beer Killer IoT app finally arrives: Keg-tracking tech to tackle light-fingered miscreants 23 Apr 17:19 | 34
Networks Maybe high-speed internet is infrastructure after all, say US Republicans in proposal to spend $65bn over five years Our plan is better than President Biden's, they claim, with few details 23 Apr 18:32 | 24
Bootnotes British IT teacher gets three-year ban after boozing with students at strip club during school trip to Costa Rica Watchdog deemed Richard Glenn's conduct 'unacceptable' 23 Apr 19:35 | 59
Legal US Supreme Court puts a stop to FTC extracting big bucks from crooks to refund victims Oops, watchdog doesn't actually have the power to do so, panel unanimously point out 23 Apr 22:52 | 14