Tinfoil hat brigade switches brand allegiance to bog paper
Something for the Weekend, Sir?It's environmentally friendlier, you see
13 Mar 2020 | 158
Alistair Dabbs is a freelance technology tart, juggling IT journalism, editorial training and digital publishing.
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Something for the Weekend, Sir?You might have free coffee pods but I've got pen and paper
06 Mar 2020 | 124
Sure, check through my background records… but why are you looking at my record collection?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Where do I see myself in five years' time? On parole with a bit of luck
28 Feb 2020 | 150
'Don't tell anyone but I have a secret.' There, that's my security sorted
Something for the Weekend, Sir?The inevitable return of Norbert Spankmonkey
21 Feb 2020 | 74
Can AI-enhanced virtual sports presenters do the job? It's a big ask
Something for the Weekend, Sir?The ball's in your park and I'm just happy for the team
14 Feb 2020 | 93
Hear, hear: The first to invent idiot-cancelling headphones gets my cash
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Listen to me, Palmer, I said listen to me
07 Feb 2020 | 127
Will Asimov fix my doorbell? There should be a law about this
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Computer systems must do no harm? ... Ha ha ha...
31 Jan 2020 | 162
Clunk, whirr, buzz, whine. Shared office space can be a riot and sounds like one too
Something for the Weekend, Sir?And what about my buttocks, eh?
24 Jan 2020 | 147
Help! I'm trapped on Schrodinger's runaway train! Or am I..?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?There's an app for that, and it's utter pants
17 Jan 2020 | 129
Flying taxis? That'll be AFTER you've launched light sabres and anti-gravity skateboards
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Sorry, I've misplaced my ticket again. Where's my head at?
10 Jan 2020 | 201
We live so fast I can't even finish this sent...
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03 Jan 2020 | 135
Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports
NSFW: Something for the New Year, Sir?If you must know, 2020 was a blast
01 Jan 2020 | 82
How do you ascertain user acceptability if you keep killing off the users?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?I'm ready to throw it all in
25 Dec 2019 | 64
Why can't passport biometrics see through my cunning disguise?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?You can't leave your hat on
29 Nov 2019 | 139
Close the windows, it's coming through the walls: Copper Cthulu invades Dabbsy's living room
Something for the Weekend, Sir?I dream of wires
22 Nov 2019 | 121
Can't you hear me knocking? But I installed a smart knocker
Something for the Weekend, Sir?I'll huff and I'll puff...
15 Nov 2019 | 193
Here are some deadhead jobs any chatbot could take over right now
Something for the Weekend, Sir?And how I got blackmailed by a computerised French lesson
08 Nov 2019 | 108
Bet you can't guess what I'm wearing, or where I'm wearing it
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Look in my eye and say that
01 Nov 2019 | 71
We're late and we're unreliable but we won't invalidate your warranty: We're engineers!
Something for the Weekend, Sir?All we know is hate and machinery
25 Oct 2019 | 159
I discovered the world's last video rental kiosk and it would make a great spaceship
Something for the Weekend, Sir?It's cool to be retro
18 Oct 2019 | 155
Not a death spiral, I'm trapped in a closed loop of customer experience
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Much, much worse than a vicious circle
11 Oct 2019 | 227
Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me
Something for the Weekend, Sir?The sulphurous green demon has set up home on my doorstep
04 Oct 2019 | 176
Multitasking is a myth: It means doing lots of things equally badly
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Some people just like to take the p*ss
27 Sep 2019 | 109
Consumer campaign to keep receiving printed till receipts looks like a good move – on paper
I want mine on parchment right now, young man, and none of your diggy-till nonsense
25 Sep 2019 | 135
