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Running biometric footware

Sole of a new machine
Security14 Aug 2007 | 6

Robot brains? Can't make 'em, can't sell 'em

Why dopes still beat boffins
Science28 Jun 2007 | 20

Hacking sexual pleasure: a hard, slippery problem

3001: A Pants Odyssey
Science28 May 2007 |

Why do robot experts build such lousy robots?

We meet the nerds with the world's cleanest floors
Science25 May 2007 | 18

Dominatrix steals 'Sex Hacks' show with live demo

NNNNSFW Taking the innuendo out of back-end IT
Bootnotes25 May 2007 |

How Google translates without understanding

Column Most of the right words, in mostly the right order
Software15 May 2007 | 21

Will there ever be a real 'Lie Detector'?

Column Polygraph Pollyannas
Science31 Mar 2007 | 9

Design patterns for a Black Box Brain?

Guest Opinion Pt.2
Software20 Oct 2003 |

Software engineers – the ultimate brain scientists?

Guest Opinion Part I: Everything you know about AI is probably wrong
Software17 Oct 2003 |

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