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Big challenge with hardware subscriptions? Getting what we need, not what someone else wants us to have

Register Debate Reject the one-size-fits-all approach offered by the cloud giants
PaaS + IaaS01 Dec 2021 | 10

Congress vs Facebook: Great soap opera TV, but don't expect big results

Remember when the US DoJ almost broke up Microsoft? No?
Personal Tech09 May 2018 | 20

Hate to add to the wanky jargon – but your digital transformation is actually a bolt-on

Earth-shattering change to biz? You'll be the judge of that
Devops16 Mar 2018 | 24

Can Ireland's grid green satisfy Facebook and Apple?

Giants drive what consumers can't
On-Prem01 Jul 2016 | 26

From Watson Jr to Watson AI: IBM's changed, and Papa Watson wouldn't approve

The customer and staff company is no more
Channel23 Jun 2016 | 31

Ireland's international tech sector bumps up against language barrier

A taxing problem for US and European firms relocating
On-Prem11 May 2016 | 60

Sayonara, Brits! The Irish tech sector could benefit from Brexit

Pro Brexit AND pro EU - is that even possible?
Channel06 May 2016 | 40

Steve Ballmer reveals why he can't change TV channels

Channel Weekly And OS competition extends to number plates
Channel25 Oct 2007 | 2

Microsoft throws a party for MUC as AC/DC chucks filth off its website

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Channel18 Oct 2007 |

$3 trillion gets you 14m Microsofts at PC World (Ballmers not inc.)

Channel11 Oct 2007 |

Microsoft's OS won't die while Palm's doesn't want to be born

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Channel04 Oct 2007 |

Channel wins the war, but salmonella wins the bacteria race to space

Channel27 Sep 2007 |

Microsoft comes a cropper in Strasbourg as a hole in Peru wipes the :-) off 600 faces

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Channel20 Sep 2007 |

If you think the IT industry is grey and colourless, wait until you get a load of this

Channel13 Sep 2007 |

If you can fix a 757 with two goats, how many do you need to fix an OSI vote?

Channel06 Sep 2007 |

Acer gets Gateway, Lenovo could get nothing and IBA might finally get iSoft

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Channel30 Aug 2007 |

August is great for holidays but it's no damn good for song titles

Channel23 Aug 2007 |

Virtualisation all the rage but Peterborough's so real it's dangerous

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Channel16 Aug 2007 |

High drama at Evesham, but the Yangtze Dolphin puts it all in perspective

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Channel09 Aug 2007 |

Sir Alan Sugar makes more than Ingram, and Eminem takes second bite at Apple

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Channel02 Aug 2007 |

Channel keeps its head above flood waters and is awash with money

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Channel26 Jul 2007 |

Mobile phones are in the toilet, but no one's complaining

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Channel19 Jul 2007 |

If no news is good news, why do we have so many stories every week?

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Channel12 Jul 2007 |

It's a long way from Cupertino to Roswell, but we'll get there

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Channel05 Jul 2007 |

Lots of rain and too much Sun: climate change is on its way

Channel28 Jun 2007 |

Who needs an iPhone when you can get married by a robot?

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Channel21 Jun 2007 |

IT's green dilemma: plant trees or chill your cheeks

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Channel14 Jun 2007 |

Dell takes Cameron path to success as McCain likes bull for a China job

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Channel07 Jun 2007 |

Channel carousel sees resellers, execs change places

Channel31 May 2007 |

Dell sees the channel light while Microsoft is cast as open source redeemer

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Channel24 May 2007 |

Microsoft tries to hit jackpot with patents FUD but do the numbers add up?

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Channel17 May 2007 |

Good news drowned by wave of security blunders

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Channel10 May 2007 |

Silly season starts early as IT goes strictly business

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Channel03 May 2007 |

Ass kickings abound as angry mob vents spleen

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Channel26 Apr 2007 |

XP buried as users roll over, play dead for sex and choccy

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Channel19 Apr 2007 |

Dell and Adobe UK look for their calculators

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Channel12 Apr 2007 |

Channel looks on the bright side, Woolies goes soft and Cisco aims small

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Channel05 Apr 2007 |

Fawkes, Phoenix potty over ICM, as PC World goes to dogs

Channel29 Mar 2007 |

Microsoft gives pirates thumbs up, and open source gets thumbs down

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Channel15 Mar 2007 |

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