Aussie Catholic School forced into hasty cover-up over suggestive Saint
Off-shored statue offered a curious roll
Bootnotes22 Nov 2017 | 40
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Irish priests told to stop bashing bishops
Confidential helpline considered for distressed and lonely churchmen
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Emo Oil targets overheated marketeers and frigid FM specialists alike
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Male escort forgot pregnancy protection, scores data protection instead
You’re not taking das Michael, German judges tell gigolo’s impregnated client
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Manchester pulls £750 public crucifixion offer
Pay-to-be-slayed plan pulled over blasphemy, health & safety worries
Bootnotes05 Apr 2017 | 113
Beijing deploys facial scanners to counter public toilet abuse
Penny pinching pensioners restricted to 60cm allocation
Bootnotes20 Mar 2017 | 66
Smart sex toys firm coughs up $3.75m in privacy lawsuit
Yup, it's the Internet of Dildos again
Bootnotes13 Mar 2017 | 39
President Trump-themed escort services may soon open in China
Almost 40 trademarks given for tourists seeking the company of bad mamacitas
On-Prem08 Mar 2017 | 54
Has your spouse stayed on after Mobile World Congress? This sex doll brothel might be why
€80 a go. The anti-bacterial soap is free
Bootnotes03 Mar 2017 | 51
King's College London bods recruit members for penis ring study
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Bootnotes14 Feb 2017 | 50
'Completely offended' Sheila calls cops over price-gouging ganja dealer
Oz police go watchdog over profiteering pot-pushers
Bootnotes02 Feb 2017 | 19
Well-rested women in danger of bouncing their men into early grave
Better sleep means better bedroom action for women over 50
Bootnotes01 Feb 2017 | 31
Corn-based diet turns French hamsters into baby eating cannibals
Hammy eating pups alive
Bootnotes30 Jan 2017 | 48
Police pull up van man engaged in dual carriageway sex act
Not the first time we've come across this, say cops
Bootnotes28 Jan 2017 | 37
Devonians try to drive Dartmoor whisky plan onto rocks
Distillery needs a pagoda like a whole in the roof
Bootnotes27 Jan 2017 | 80
Irish townsfolk besieged by confused smut channel callers
Gov spokesperson promises Mr Ring he’ll get to the bottom of it
Bootnotes24 Jan 2017 | 38
Lord of the Dance set to deliver high kicks at Trump’s big ball
Fearless Flatley flouts inauguration boycott
Bootnotes19 Jan 2017 | 94
Hapless scouser scours streets for lost Crimble drone
Pic Puppies and pussies ousted from lamp-posts by free-ranging tech toys
Bootnotes05 Jan 2017 | 89
Japanese cops arrest serial 'foot licker'
Nippon continues to dominate world's weirdness charts
Bootnotes09 Nov 2016 | 32
Happy ending for Kettering as soapy veteran replaces Mean Girl Lindsay
Diva soapstar turn-on-turn-up-slap-down on the cards?
Bootnotes07 Nov 2016 | 12
Twitterstorm erupts over suspected murder of record-breaking earthworm
Natural History Museum under suspicion amid demands of "Justice for Dave"
Bootnotes04 Nov 2016 | 14
Birmingham sperm bank pulls plug after just a handful of recruits
Most enthusiastic bankers are in London and the South East
Bootnotes28 Oct 2016 | 43
Vatican and musicians at odds over appropriate use of crematorium leftovers
Six feet under or on your album shelf? The choice is yours...
Bootnotes26 Oct 2016 | 71
Burgundian iPhone wrecker hit with damages, suspended sentence
Begloved Dijonaise Mac fan attacked Apple store with outsized metal ball
Personal Tech26 Oct 2016 | 21
Dublin shopkeeper catches forecourt fouler with his pants down
Breathless reporter probes curbside crapper
Bootnotes30 Sep 2016 | 62
Londoners react with horror to Tube Chat initiative
‘Someone tried to greet me’ splutters tearful Reg production chief
Bootnotes29 Sep 2016 | 129
Shopkeeper installs forecourt khazi to counter mystery Dublin dung dumper
‘You’d swear a horse did it,’ says appalled retailer
Bootnotes23 Sep 2016 | 38
Man accused of $180k ass-based gold smuggling scam awaits verdict
RCMP conduct internal investigation to see if it could be done
Legal21 Sep 2016 | 44
Italian scientists use fluorescent box to arouse sexually indifferent men
Something worth getting up for
Bootnotes19 Sep 2016 | 42
Public masturbation not a crime declares Italy’s top court
Though tossing more than coins in the Trevi fountain could still merit a fine
Bootnotes08 Sep 2016 | 55
Sex is bad for older men, and even worse when it's good
Frisky older women reap positive benefits
Bootnotes06 Sep 2016 | 139
Cops break up German sausage fight between pair of Neubrandenburgers
BMW battered with giant sausage, says police report
Bootnotes17 Aug 2016 | 37
Grindr rolls out New Relic in ‘comprehensive lifestyle’ push
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Swedish Pokemon teens terrorised by laser-wielding 'sex pigs'
Gob-smacked drivers spot pair playing Pork-a-chu against municipal waterwheel
Bootnotes16 Aug 2016 | 65
Microsoft has stopped cutting sales fees for resellers? Yep
Insight Enterprises cheers this and other things in a decent Q2 outing
Channel04 Aug 2016 | 1
Swede suffers shrinking penis after dentist fits mouthguard
Chopper protection blamed for faltering erection
Bootnotes02 Aug 2016 | 23
