Aussie Catholic School forced into hasty cover-up over suggestive Saint
Off-shored statue offered a curious roll
22 Nov 2017 | 40
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Irish priests told to stop bashing bishops
Confidential helpline considered for distressed and lonely churchmen
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Oil and lube firm offers to ease pains of frustrated office workers
Emo Oil targets overheated marketeers and frigid FM specialists alike
05 Jun 2017 | 16
Male escort forgot pregnancy protection, scores data protection instead
You’re not taking das Michael, German judges tell gigolo’s impregnated client
02 May 2017 | 82
Manchester pulls £750 public crucifixion offer
Pay-to-be-slayed plan pulled over blasphemy, health & safety worries
05 Apr 2017 | 113
Beijing deploys facial scanners to counter public toilet abuse
Penny pinching pensioners restricted to 60cm allocation
20 Mar 2017 | 66
Smart sex toys firm coughs up $3.75m in privacy lawsuit
Yup, it's the Internet of Dildos again
13 Mar 2017 | 39
President Trump-themed escort services may soon open in China
Almost 40 trademarks given for tourists seeking the company of bad mamacitas
08 Mar 2017 | 54
Has your spouse stayed on after Mobile World Congress? This sex doll brothel might be why
€80 a go. The anti-bacterial soap is free
03 Mar 2017 | 51
King's College London bods recruit members for penis ring study
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14 Feb 2017 | 50
'Completely offended' Sheila calls cops over price-gouging ganja dealer
Oz police go watchdog over profiteering pot-pushers
02 Feb 2017 | 19
Well-rested women in danger of bouncing their men into early grave
Better sleep means better bedroom action for women over 50
01 Feb 2017 | 31
Corn-based diet turns French hamsters into baby eating cannibals
Hammy eating pups alive
30 Jan 2017 | 48
Police pull up van man engaged in dual carriageway sex act
Not the first time we've come across this, say cops
28 Jan 2017 | 37
Devonians try to drive Dartmoor whisky plan onto rocks
Distillery needs a pagoda like a whole in the roof
27 Jan 2017 | 80
Irish townsfolk besieged by confused smut channel callers
Gov spokesperson promises Mr Ring he’ll get to the bottom of it
24 Jan 2017 | 38
Lord of the Dance set to deliver high kicks at Trump’s big ball
Fearless Flatley flouts inauguration boycott
19 Jan 2017 | 94
Hapless scouser scours streets for lost Crimble drone
Pic Puppies and pussies ousted from lamp-posts by free-ranging tech toys
05 Jan 2017 | 89
Japanese cops arrest serial 'foot licker'
Nippon continues to dominate world's weirdness charts
09 Nov 2016 | 32
Happy ending for Kettering as soapy veteran replaces Mean Girl Lindsay
Diva soapstar turn-on-turn-up-slap-down on the cards?
07 Nov 2016 | 12
Twitterstorm erupts over suspected murder of record-breaking earthworm
Natural History Museum under suspicion amid demands of "Justice for Dave"
04 Nov 2016 | 14
Birmingham sperm bank pulls plug after just a handful of recruits
Most enthusiastic bankers are in London and the South East
28 Oct 2016 | 43
Vatican and musicians at odds over appropriate use of crematorium leftovers
Six feet under or on your album shelf? The choice is yours...
26 Oct 2016 | 71
Burgundian iPhone wrecker hit with damages, suspended sentence
Begloved Dijonaise Mac fan attacked Apple store with outsized metal ball
26 Oct 2016 | 21
