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Technology is murdering customer service - legally

Opinion Chopping down the phone tree to scrump low-hanging fruit
Channel07 Apr 2014 | 93

From corporate bod to startup star: The 10-month gig that changed everything

What I learned as a techie in my time away from globo firms
On-Prem25 Mar 2014 | 34

App.net 'not just a way for nerds to talk to each other', boss tells nerds

Column Has it finally blossomed into the developer's Twitter?
On-Prem14 Mar 2014 | 4

Big Data: Why it's not always that big nor even that clever

And as for data scientists being sexy, well...
On-Prem13 Feb 2013 | 14

I watched Excel meet 1-2-3, and beat it fair and square

Lotus relaxed, then blew it
Software31 Jan 2013 | 113

Ever had to register to buy online - and been PELTED with SPAM?

Way to thank me for being a customer, man...
Security02 Jan 2013 | 189

Yes, hundreds upon hundreds of websites CAN all be wrong

Not this one though. Well, not about this, anyway
Legal31 Dec 2012 | 150

When your squash partner 'endorses' your coding skills on LinkedIn...

Biz-social media - thumbs-up or ballsup?
Software28 Dec 2012 | 87

Trust the cloud with my PRECIOUS? You gotta be joking

Violated, deleted... put your data up there and bad sh*t HAPPENS
SaaS24 Dec 2012 | 131

What Compsci textbooks don't tell you: Real world code sucks

Bodged code, strapped-on patches, beellion dollar screw-ups... and that's the good stuff
Devops21 Dec 2012 | 251

Annual reviews: It's high time we rid the world of this insanity

There is no way a human could have invented such a devilish system
On-Prem28 Nov 2012 | 88

How spreadsheets (nearly) conquered and killed the financial industry

Would you trust millions on an Excel formula?
On-Prem19 Nov 2012 | 109

Easy to use, virus free, secure: Aaah, how I miss my MAINFRAME

Back when installing drivers was someone else's problem
Software16 Nov 2012 | 44

How IT bosses turned the tables on our cushy consultancy gigs

I wasn't laid off, I was freelancing from the beach, honest
On-Prem04 Nov 2012 | 96

So you wanna be a Wall Street techie? Or anyway, get paid a lot

Interviews considered as gang sadism
On-Prem19 Jun 2012 | 90

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