Man asks internet for $1k for pebbles. INTERNET SAYS YES
...to the tune of 13x times what he asked for...*
Bootnotes03 Dec 2014 | 94
Apple patents NEVERSMASH iPHONE for fumbling fondlers
Is it a bird? A plane? No, it's an expensive mobile phone
Personal Tech02 Dec 2014 | 63
Hortonworks falls well short of billion dollar IPO expectations
We've Had it Oop to here with over-enthusiastic valuations
Channel02 Dec 2014 | 4
Sick of the 'criminal' lies about pie? Lobby the government HERE
That's just a stew with a pastry lid, sputter furious pie-botherers
Bootnotes02 Dec 2014 | 112
Dead Steve Jobs to give iPod MP3 evidence from beyond the grave
Memos from Apple's billionaire biz tyrant to be used in monopoly lawsuit
Legal01 Dec 2014 | 23
Amazon DROPS next day delivery amid Cyber Monday MADNESS
Updated Firm 'fesses up: Last-minute prezzie-hunters could be disappointed
Channel01 Dec 2014 | 69
APPLE set to Air PLUS-SIZED iPAD – claims mag
Now where are those reliable sauces?
Channel01 Dec 2014 | 18
Bought an iPhone 6 Plus? Odds are you've binned the iPad
Fondlers keen on smaller things... except in the bedroom. True story
Personal Tech01 Dec 2014 | 37
Randall Munroe: The root nerd talks to The Register
Interview XKCD creator on life, the universe and everything
Bootnotes29 Nov 2014 | 62
Britain's MPs ask Twitter, Facebook to keep Ts&Cs simple
Government urged to draw up privacy 'kitemark'
Legal28 Nov 2014 | 16
High Court: You've made our SH*T list – corked pirate torrent sites double in a day
Arrrr. Walk the crowded plank
Legal28 Nov 2014 | 70
Oh BOY! The MICKEY MOUSE Apple Watch is no heart-throb
New gizmo lets Disney character tell you the time
Personal Tech27 Nov 2014 | 79
Syrian Electronic Army in news site 'hack' POP-UP MAYHEM
Gigya redirect exploit blamed for pop-rageous ploy
Security27 Nov 2014 | 20
Blade Runner sequel might actually be good. Harrison Ford is in it
Go ahead, you're all clear, kid... Sorry, wrong film
Legal27 Nov 2014 | 141
UK boffins: We'll have an EMBIGGENED QUANTUM COMPUTER working in 5 YEARS
Oxford boffins toil away on Q20:20 machine
Science26 Nov 2014 | 46
Apple’s $700 BEEELLION market cap makes it more valuable than Switzerland
Cuckoo clocks and cheese no match for iThings
Channel26 Nov 2014 | 51
Mysterious BEAM outside London Googleplex ZAPPED
Vid Proof Google is planning on charging the man in the street*
Legal25 Nov 2014 | 50
South Londoner wins Reddit MILLIONAIRE not-a-lottery lottery
Exact amount dependent on other users’ generosity
Networks25 Nov 2014 | 23
NEWSFLASH: You may already have seen Steve Jobs' willy
Sort of... Michael Fassbender's member has been around
Legal25 Nov 2014 | 6
iPhone sales set to PLUMMET: Bleak times ahead for Apple
Dismal start to 2015 on the cards
On-Prem24 Nov 2014 | 45
Beware Brit cops bearing battering rams. Four nabbed over Trojan claims
Rozzers join international Europol operation
Legal21 Nov 2014 | 14
CIA crypto-king offers new 'clock' clue to crack Kryptos code
Big structure in full public view unlikely to contain anything important
Security21 Nov 2014 | 14
Apple bitchslaps iPhone rival Xiaomi: World No 1? That's BIG TALK
Techie smacks back with talk of homeland triumph. Ooooh
Personal Tech20 Nov 2014 | 30
All ABOARD! Furious Facebook bus drivers join Teamsters union
You can't poke me, I'm part of the union
On-Prem20 Nov 2014 | 89
What a Mesa: Apple vows to re-use titsup GT sapphire glass plant
Commits to American manufacturing ... of secret tech
On-Prem19 Nov 2014 | 34
Has your STARFISH been DRIBBLING awful SLIME? Scientists now know WHY
Just a ghastly virus, they do say
Science18 Nov 2014 | 28
Sealed with a kiss: Er, 80 MILLION BACTERIA
Let's hope Angelina Jolie and her brother don't read The Reg
Science18 Nov 2014 | 24
You know where Apple Pay is getting used a LOT? Yes - McDonalds
Black rollnecks straining across USA as fanbois bonk-to-supersize
On-Prem17 Nov 2014 | 55
Jony Ive: Apple isn't here to make money. And students shouldn't use computers so much
Also finds 'careless' design 'offensive'
Legal14 Nov 2014 | 95
Assassin's Creed bugs shift setting to LSD-drenched 1960s Paris
+Vids Punched into Hell through a grave by an epileptic
Personal Tech14 Nov 2014 | 26
When androids dream of baseball fields
Japanese scientists build baseball-playing robots
Science14 Nov 2014 | 25
Bible THUMP: Good Book beats Darwin to most influential tome title
Folio Society crowns fittest of surviving volumes
Bootnotes13 Nov 2014 | 147
U wot? Silicon Roundabout set to become Silicon U-BEND
Crap-spouting London upstarts to get permanent road closure
Bootnotes13 Nov 2014 | 42
WATCH: Rosetta astroboffin TATTOOED with PHILAE from the FUTURE!
Vid Cannibal Corpse-loving chap just knows it'll succeed
Science12 Nov 2014 | 12
MOULDY DICK: France aims to snatch EXPLODING WHALE crown from U.S.
Gallic bloater TWICE the size of famed 1970 blast cetacean
Science12 Nov 2014 | 53
FALL of the MACHINES: How to KILL the Google KARATE BOT, by our expert
'That power cable to the wall plug is his WEAKNESS'
Personal Tech12 Nov 2014 | 33
ESA sends back PRE-LANDING COMET CLOSE-UPS
Pics Philae probe readied to touch down on surface of comet
Science11 Nov 2014 | 48
Consumer group SLAMS NASA for letting Google rent $1bn 'playground'
Mountain View gets 60-year lease on historic Moffett Airfield
Legal11 Nov 2014 | 52
British drones target ISIS for the first time
Reasons to fear the Reaper
Legal11 Nov 2014 | 27
Feeling safe in your executive hotel suite, Mr CEO? Well, DON'T
Corporate bosses clobbered on luxury venue networks by 'Darkhotel'
Security10 Nov 2014 | 14
The Pirate Bay co-founder exits jail, now, er, free to eat vegan food
Peter Sunde survives 'boring' but safe period in jail
Legal10 Nov 2014 | 42
Online tat bazaar eBay collapses in UK
Second-hand rubbish sellers RAGE as auction site goes down
Networks10 Nov 2014 | 26
Apple fanbois are 'MENTALLY UNSTABLE' but you still have to 'SERVICE' them
QuOTW Fear, loathing and rudeness in an iStore
Bootnotes09 Nov 2014 | 19
Brit cops nab six in Silk Road 2.0 drugs sting
Suspects seized across Blighty as police crack down on dark web souk
Legal07 Nov 2014 | 30
HOT YOUNG STAR about to GIVE BIRTH, long range images show
'The level of detail is so exquisite'
Science07 Nov 2014 | 38
REVEALED: Apple fanbois are 'MENTALLY UNSTABLE' - iShop staff
'My job is to make you happy with your product, not to fix it'
Legal06 Nov 2014 | 118
Call of Duty, GTA V do not make youth more violent
Oldie gamers... the jury's out
Personal Tech05 Nov 2014 | 42
Russia to ban iCloud.. to protect iPhone fiddlers' pics 'n' sh*t
State secrets: This is local data for local people
Security05 Nov 2014 | 57
Google Glassholes haven't achieved 'social acceptance' - report
And this is why smartglass sector IS A FLOP... for now
Bootnotes05 Nov 2014 | 39
iBail: American Psycho actor Christian Bale rejects Steve Jobs role
iWould rather play a rubber-clad superhero
Legal04 Nov 2014 | 72
Secrets in Seattle: Apple opening base on Microsoft's doorstep
Tim Cook muscling in on 'enemy territory'
On-Prem04 Nov 2014 | 11
Got a spare $600k? Then an ancient Apple-1 could be yours
Why so much? It was built in Steve Jobs' garage
Personal Tech04 Nov 2014 | 26
European astronaut exposes eerie snaps of ISS in Twitter feed
Bag-on-head terror ... In space, no one sees you tweet
Science03 Nov 2014 | 36
Apple Watch buyers will feel 'different' after being 'serviced' in spring 2015
It's a, er, neverending marathon of touching - ex-Burberry boss
Software03 Nov 2014 | 15
BBC clamps down on illicit iPlayer watchers
RSS feeds binned in favour of in-house API
Legal03 Nov 2014 | 129
Trolls pop malformed heads above bridge to sling abuse at Tim Cook
Apple CEO under Twitter attack after 'I’m proud to be gay' letter
Legal31 Oct 2014 | 119
DR LIPS warns: DON'T KISS that NEWT - it's got FLESH-EATING PLAGUE
Deadly fungus EATS AWAY the beasties' SKINS
Science31 Oct 2014 | 17
So long, thanks for all the ...er, FISH BRIGHTER than boffins thought
Don't let the dolphins keep you in your, er, plaice
Science31 Oct 2014 | 24
NHS quango fatcats spend £2m tax dosh on iPads and iPhones
British health chiefs coughed small fortune on Apple gadgets
On-Prem30 Oct 2014 | 41
UK smart meters arrive in 2020. Hackers have ALREADY found a flaw
Energy summit bods warned of free energy bonanza
Security30 Oct 2014 | 113
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