Apple CEO Tim Cook: My well-known gayness is 'a gift from God'
'I have benefited from the sacrifice of others'
On-Prem30 Oct 2014 | 152
China set to be buried under mountain of surplus robots, warns biz chap
Can't stop the damn things reproducing. Unlike humans
On-Prem30 Oct 2014 | 19
Lawyers mobilise angry mob against Apple over alleged 2011 Macbook Pro crapness
We suffered 'random bouts of graphical distortion' - fanbois
Channel29 Oct 2014 | 35
PEAK APPLE: iOS 8 is least popular Cupertino mobile OS in all of HUMAN HISTORY
'Nerd release' finally staggers past 50 per cent adoption
Software29 Oct 2014 | 73
Apple spent just ONE DOLLAR beefing up the latest iPad Air 2
New iPads look a lot like the old one. There's a reason for that
Personal Tech29 Oct 2014 | 44
Apple to PROTECT YOU from dreaded TROUSER EXPLOSIONS
Pantleg conflag safety at last
Legal29 Oct 2014 | 18
Jim Beam me up, Scotty! WHISKY from SPAAACE returns to Earth
They're insured for $1m, before you thirsty folks make plans
Science28 Oct 2014 | 31
Even a broken watch is right twice a day: Not an un-charged Apple Watch
Plus: 1 million sign up to Apple Pay
Personal Tech28 Oct 2014 | 91
Caption this: CERN needs pic tags. Serious answers only, kids
Help the brightest minds in the world sort through their old snaps
Science28 Oct 2014 | 25
HUGE SHARK as big as a WWII SUBMARINE died out, allowing whales to exist
Who'd win a fight: Megalodon or a German battleship?
Science27 Oct 2014 | 68
Painfully trendy: Someone just spent $200k on ebola.com
Paid owner in cash and, er, Cannabis Sativa shares
Networks27 Oct 2014 | 35
Now: The REAL APPLE NEWS you need to know
OMG! Gravity's totes amazeballs. Calm down, George Clooney, not your film
Bootnotes27 Oct 2014 | 19
UNCHAINING DEMONS which might DESTROY HUMANITY: Musk on AI
'I invest only to monitor the threat'
Bootnotes27 Oct 2014 | 76
Google Glassholes are undateable – HP exec
You need an emotional connection, says touchy-feely MD... We can do that
On-Prem23 Oct 2014 | 46
DOUBLE BONK: Fanbois catch Apple Pay picking pockets
Users wail as tapcash transactions are duplicated
On-Prem23 Oct 2014 | 47
Zuckerberg bombshell: Man married to Chinese woman speaks Chinese in China
Oh stop the world, we want to get off
Legal23 Oct 2014 | 48
Chinese hackers slurp iCloud passwords, Apple's CEO jumps into his jet for China
Beijing wants answers from Tim 'Demon Headmaster' Cook
Legal22 Oct 2014 | 9
Really... an iKeyfob? Apple continues war on fanbois' pockets
Relax: it's just a patent... for now
Personal Tech22 Oct 2014 | 46
Yes, yes, Steve Jobs. Look what I'VE done for you lately – Tim Cook
New iPhone biz baron points to Apple's (his) greatest successes
On-Prem21 Oct 2014 | 47
Satya Nadella's $84.3m pay packet: Did he use the 'female superpower' to get it?
He can get some Satya's-faction
On-Prem21 Oct 2014 | 31
Routine WHAT NOW? Bank of England’s CHAPS payment system goes TITSUP
Abandon hope all ye homebuyers who enter
Channel20 Oct 2014 | 45
Hey, iPhone 6 fanbois: Apple's bonk to 'Pay' app IS GO
Scrump up the, er, sales volume
On-Prem20 Oct 2014 | 43
SCREW YOU, EU: BBC rolls out Right To Remember as Google deletes links
Not even Google can withstand the power of Auntie
Legal17 Oct 2014 | 42
#Help. There's a STRANGER in my Twitter timeline
What can I do about? Write a tweet of course
Legal17 Oct 2014 | 15
iPhone 6 shunned by fanbois in Apple's GREAT FAIL of CHINA
Just 100 Beijing fanbois queue to pick up new mobe
Personal Tech17 Oct 2014 | 30
It's even GRIMMER up North after MEGA SKY BROADBAND OUTAGE
By 'eck! Eccles cake production thrown into jeopardy
Networks17 Oct 2014 | 80
Disaster roster: OMG, are YOU SAFE? I dunno. Check Facebook
Zuck me, I feel a whole lot more secure today
Software16 Oct 2014 | 12
Will.i.am gets CUFFED as he announces his new wristjob, the PULS
It's got four KILOWATTS of something, apparently
Personal Tech16 Oct 2014 | 57
Prehistoric swingbelly KANGAROOS were TOO FAT to jump – scientists
Thumpy, thumpy - THUMPY the Bush Kangaroo
Science16 Oct 2014 | 23
I didn't invent Bitcoin! Send Bitcoin to help me fight this slur – Dorian Nakamoto
Old bloke wants to give Newsweek a kick in the legals
Legal14 Oct 2014 | 13
PANTS on FIRE? Too late for you. But others will benefit from singed trouser phone alert
That battery is SMOOOOKIN'
Personal Tech14 Oct 2014 | 11
Apple's new 'iPad Air 2' sliced open, revealing (possible) A8X core
Fanbois rip apart alleged new shiny-shiny
Personal Tech14 Oct 2014 | 42
Finnish PM: Apple has DESTROYED FINLAND
Well, the mobile phone manufacturing bit, anyway
Legal14 Oct 2014 | 50
Apple's iPhone bonk to 'Pay' app launches on Monday
Update Has Cupertino finally found killer app for NFC?
Software13 Oct 2014 | 42
Xiaomi boss snaps back at Jony Ive's iPhone rival 'theft' swipe
I'll have a handset delivered. Judge us after you try us...
Personal Tech13 Oct 2014 | 36
Here's your chance to buy an ancient, working APPLE ONE
Warning: Likely to cost a lot even for a Mac
Personal Tech13 Oct 2014 | 32
U2? 81 million Apple iThing-strokers know a place where the Beats have no shame
That's one fanboi for every £1k Apple has in surplus cash
Legal10 Oct 2014 | 27
Researchers: Trolls have dark tetrad of personality defects
Think psychopathy and BDSM dungeons, not desktops
Bootnotes10 Oct 2014 | 93
No one wants iOS 8 because it's for NERDS - dev
Cool kids have been staying with lucky number seven
Software10 Oct 2014 | 55
Foxconn exec on iPhone 6: You're BENDING it WRONG
Stop trying to 'distort' it... That's just gossip!
Personal Tech09 Oct 2014 | 25
New Scottish Apple Store appears, then VANISHES off map app
McMacHeads appear underwhelmed...
Channel09 Oct 2014 | 24
Apple KILLS SUPER MARIO. And Zelda. And Sonic
Fanbois rage as Cupertino bans emulators from iOS devices
Software09 Oct 2014 | 67
Sophos gulps down hot Mojave, will puff out more secure clouds
Safer cloudy stuff for ALL. Except non-Sophos customers
Storage08 Oct 2014 | 2
Apple and GT: Sapphire glass is cracked, but still not broken
Pricey watch glass could still make an iStuff appearance...
On-Prem08 Oct 2014 | 22
Sapphire glass maker's woes caused by Apple relationship 'breakdown'
Biz rumour bods peer through a sapphire glass, darkly
On-Prem08 Oct 2014 | 19
Is Apple incubating a Macbook, iPad bastard child?
Over 12 inches big and running hybrid OS. The stuff of fantasy. Right?
Personal Tech07 Oct 2014 | 41
Inflatables in SPAAACE! ISS 'nauts to enjoy bouncy castle spaceship
Blow-up craft to attach itself to the International Space Station
Science07 Oct 2014 | 65
PEAK APPLE: iOS 8 SHUNNED by refusenik fanbois
Slowest adoption rate for THREE YEARS. That's like ... forever
Software07 Oct 2014 | 73
APPLE still building fanbois CULT HQ in Cupertino, it seems
Drone takes flight over Fruit Loop to reveal giant brown circle
Bootnotes07 Oct 2014 | 37
'Apple Watch' sapphire glass maker files for bankruptcy protection
Wonder material will continue to spew forth, insists CEO
On-Prem06 Oct 2014 | 33
Apple tries to kill iWorm: Zombie botnet feasting on Mac brains
Updates XProtect
Security06 Oct 2014 | 32
Apple's iPhone 6 can REVERSE BALDNESS (and cause it, too)
Is there no problem the Jesus Phone can't cause, er, solve?
Bootnotes06 Oct 2014 | 27
Blighty: Welcome your new, faceless MI6 chief – Alex Younger
Head spook enjoys: Mountains, sailing, music... and, er, MI6
Legal03 Oct 2014 | 19
Google's Eric Schmidt's shock confession: Steve Jobs is.... MY HERO
But Leonardo DiCaprio might not feel the same way
Software03 Oct 2014 | 16
You don't have to be mad to work at Apple but....
iWish someone would give me a better job
On-Prem03 Oct 2014 | 49
Apple tool: Buying an iPhone in a carpark? Find out if it's STOLEN
Check IMEI number? Bloke said not to open box until he leaves
Personal Tech02 Oct 2014 | 36
Apple blacklists tech journo following explicit BENDY iPhone vid
Floppy phone gets well and truly buckled by teutonic techie
Personal Tech02 Oct 2014 | 125
Ingredient found in TASTY BEER is GOOD for your BRAIN
You only have to drink 2k litres a day to see the effect...
Science02 Oct 2014 | 44
IRONY ALERT: Former MI6 chief warns of 'mass snooping' - by PAEDOS
YOUR KIDS are, er, spied on by predators, says dodgy dossier chap
Security02 Oct 2014 | 60
SLOSH! Cops dethrone suspect - by tipping over portaloo with him inside
Vid Talk about raising a stink and soiling your career
Bootnotes02 Oct 2014 | 94
Biting the hand that feeds IT
