US customers kick up class-action stink over Epson's kyboshing of third-party ink It's a tale as old as time On-Prem23 Oct 2019 | 68
Apple chief Tim Cook ascends to top of tech pantheon on Chinese biz school's advisory board Look what happens when you bend for Beijing On-Prem22 Oct 2019 | 8
Japanese hotel chain sorry that hackers may have watched guests through bedside robots Can we at least turn the thing around before we... y'know? Security22 Oct 2019 | 85
Google: We've achieved quantum supremacy! IBM: Nope. And stop using that word, please Here's how to sim that with RAM and hard drive space SaaS22 Oct 2019 | 31
Big Red tells crypto-coin publication: One does not simply call one's website 'OracleTimes' Updated Outlet says it's been ordered to cease trading under name Science22 Oct 2019 | 38
Steve Bannon-backed flick attempts to expose evil lurking at heart of Huawei *cough* Huaxing Ex-Trump advisor goes through the looking glass, round the corner and down the drainpipe Bootnotes22 Oct 2019 | 54
Infosys shares dive 15% as regulators investigate false accounting claims Whistleblowers claim to have email and audio evidence On-Prem22 Oct 2019 | 4
Assange fails to delay extradition hearing as date set for February Wikileaks founder said to be frail, labours to confirm name and date of birth Security21 Oct 2019 | 57
No one would be so scummy as to scam a charity, right? UK orgs find out the hard way Research blames 'culture of trust' for weak fraud protections Security21 Oct 2019 | 50
Ow-wei, says Huawei as Chinese giant admits US sanctions smacked it right in the phone biz Missing Google already? On-Prem21 Oct 2019 | 17
We read the Brexit copyright notices so you don't have to… No more IP freely, ta very much Buried on Friday PM, just before pub o'clock Legal21 Oct 2019 | 160
Trend Micro would like you to fall in line and become a victim of Cloud Conformity Security biz to slurp Aussie compliance outfit Security21 Oct 2019 | 5
Iran? More like Ivan: Brit and US spies say they can see through Turla hacking group's facade Russian-backed cell's Middle East campaign pretended to be of a Persian persuasion Security21 Oct 2019 | 23
Pack your pyjamas, Zuck: US bill threatens execs with prison for data failures Senator Ron Wyden's on the warpath with 'Mind Your Own Business Act' Legal18 Oct 2019 | 57
All we need is just a little patients: Google's Alphabet hires new chief health officer Third new senior health role in 4 months. Cough and say arrrrgh On-Prem18 Oct 2019 | 7
How does £36m sound, mon CHERI? UK.gov pumps cash into Arm security research That's 'Capability Hardware Enhanced RISC Instructions' Security18 Oct 2019 | 13
How do we stop filling the oceans with Lego? By being a BaaS-tard, toy maker suggests Firm admits it has considered a bricks-as-a-service biz model Bootnotes14 Oct 2019 | 63
John Lennon says hello. Hello, hello... as Cancom buys Novosco for £70m You know, co-founder of the Belfast-based reseller Channel14 Oct 2019 | 4
Swiss wheeze: Microsoft reseller titan SoftwareONE plots IPO on Zurich exchange If that floats your boat Channel14 Oct 2019 | 1
Private equity to gobble up Brit virus blocker Sophos for £3bn Will join Barracuda Networks, Veracode Software in Thoma Bravo's tum On-Prem14 Oct 2019 | 20
How to lose a UK contractor in 10 days: Make them commit after upcoming IR35 tax upheaval, apparently Survey warns of 'brain drain' Legal30 Sep 2019 | 84
'Six' in the city: Kiwi sportswear shop telly beamed X-rated flicks for hours over weekend Asics confirms it was hacked Bootnotes30 Sep 2019 | 36
Computer says no: An expression-analysing AI has been picking out job candidates for Unilever One day you may find yourself having to impress software AI + ML30 Sep 2019 | 60
Analyse this: IBM punts off algorithm risk biz Financial specialist picks up part of Big Blue that eyes up quants' models, trades and more Software27 Sep 2019 |
Hey, it's Google's birthday! Remember when they were the good guys? Reg greybeards (whispered, stage left): We remember On-Prem27 Sep 2019 | 72
Baby alert! Japan Air lets passengers book seats far away from screaming abdabs No word on rugby fans or armrest-hoggers Bootnotes27 Sep 2019 | 63
We're all doooooomed: Gloomy Brit workforce really isn't coping well with impending Brexit Cheer up, it might never happen. But it probably will On-Prem27 Sep 2019 | 254
Pro tip: Plug in your Tesla S when clocking off, lest you run out of juice mid hot pursuit San Francisco copper learns the hard way Bootnotes26 Sep 2019 | 77
As sales crash, Gartner wonders who can rescue the smartphone market ... Aha, it is I! 5G Man! Analyst looks for signs of hope while mobiles follow PCs down the crapper Personal Tech26 Sep 2019 | 73
Now Uncle Sam would like a word with Brit teen TalkTalk hacker about a huge crypto-coin heist Someone's popular! Security26 Sep 2019 | 33
Oracle: Yeah, we've had a bunch of G-Men come sniffing around asking questions about Google US antitrust probe seems to hope the Chocolate Factory's best buddy will snitch Legal26 Sep 2019 | 2
Loathed Aussie mining magnate Clive Palmer punts libel sueball at YouTube comedian But he forgot about the Streisand effect, tsk-tsk Bootnotes25 Sep 2019 | 37
US lobby group calls for open standards to fight Huawei 'threat' There's an 'undeclared war' going on Networks25 Sep 2019 | 26
Hinkley Point nuclear power station will be late and £2bn over budget Jeez, this building lark is hard... On-Prem25 Sep 2019 | 56
Every dog has its day – and this one belongs to Boston Dynamic's four-legged good boy Spot A K9 to tide you over until hoverboards come out Science25 Sep 2019 | 48
Why worry about cost of banning certain Chinese comms providers? Fire Huawei, says analyst Rip and replace only $3.5bn! Won't slow 5G rollout either Networks25 Sep 2019 | 43
As halfwit, would-be dictator buried by UK judges, Spain would like to dig up a very real one Court green-lights Franco's exhumation from opulent mountainside mausoleum Bootnotes24 Sep 2019 | 56
UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament That is something up with which all 11 judges would not put Legal24 Sep 2019 | 760
Don't take Uxbridge, but TfL's given Uber a mini-licence for London Gets 2 months to prove its bona fides and make regulator Morden happy On-Prem24 Sep 2019 | 15
Several months after the fact, CafePress finally acknowledges huge data theft to its customers Maybe check your credit rating, says red-faced firm Security23 Sep 2019 | 21
Gearheads get their spudgers into an iPhone 11 Pro Max: Bi-lateral charging, anyone? Plus: Start the week right by watching Apple's latest being dropped repeatedly Personal Tech23 Sep 2019 | 28
Good old Auntie Beeb's mobile app berates kids for being rubbish online TMI, luv. TMI. No, please don't look at Goatse. Stop. STOOOP Software21 Sep 2019 | 38
My Little Bromium: HP Inc inks security deal to slurp micro-VM slinger Tech runs browsers in sandbox to humiliate malware Personal Tech20 Sep 2019 | 5
World's largest heap of untreated nuclear waste needs more bots to cart around irradiated crap Chernobyl? That's cute Science20 Sep 2019 | 70
Google spaffs €3bn on power-grubbin' Euro bit barns while boasting of its 'biggest renewable energy purchase ever' Oh shoot, Climate Day. Quick everyone, look green! On-Prem20 Sep 2019 | 6
Google: Read my lips. You cannot link up a G Suite account with Nest smart home gizmos 'Aggravating and alarming!' Personal Tech20 Sep 2019 | 23
Google engineering boss sues web giant over sex discrim: I was paid less than men, snubbed for promotion Filing alleges less-qualified blokes given all the jobs, too Legal19 Sep 2019 | 43
Five NHS trusts do DeepMind data deal with Google. One says no Delicious data hoard handed over from UK contracts AI + ML19 Sep 2019 | 7
IBM cuts ribbon on quantum computing centre wherein a 53-qubit monster lurks Can probably run Crysis Science19 Sep 2019 | 26
Class-action sueball over refurbed iThings will ask Apple what 'as good as new' means Remanufactured kit never as reliable, complainants claim Personal Tech18 Sep 2019 | 33
You know SAP's doing a great job when a third of German users say they 'have no confidence in it' Savage Software18 Sep 2019 | 35
Your ugly mug may be scanned yet again – but at least you'll be able to board faster at Gatwick Brit airport to extend facial recog after easyJet trial Security18 Sep 2019 | 55
If Syria pioneered grain processing by watermill in 350BC, the UK in 2019 can do better... right? Wrong: Biz committee bemoans lack of automation strategy Science18 Sep 2019 | 46
Apple tells European Commission it's nutty for slapping €13bn tax bill on Irish subsidiary Sweetheart deal crackdown 'defies reality and common sense' apparently Legal17 Sep 2019 | 119
Google age discrimination case: Supervisor called me 'grandpa', engineer claims Suit filed alleging HR failed to protect staffer from harassment Legal17 Sep 2019 | 80
UK.gov's smart meter cost-benefit analysis for 2019 goes big on cost, easy on the benefits Did someone mention a delay? Rollout given another 4 years as price tag soars to £13.4bn Science17 Sep 2019 | 162
You look like a fungi. Got mushroom in your life to build stuff with mycelium computers? IRL Star Trek: Discovery, sort of Science17 Sep 2019 | 43
First they came for 'face' and I did not speak out because I... have no face? Then they came for 'book' Don't panic: Off and f*ck still free from Zuckerberg, for now On-Prem17 Sep 2019 | 66
UK Home Office primes Brexit spam cannon for a million texts reminding folk to check passports New validity rules in event of no deal for Brits travelling to EU Legal16 Sep 2019 | 152
Au my bog: Bloke, 66, on bail after 'solid-gold' crapper called 'America' stolen from stately home Creator denies it's a prank Bootnotes16 Sep 2019 | 60