European Parliament rejects amendments to net neut rules, waves through law New legislation kicks in from April next year Legal27 Oct 2015 | 23
TalkTalk attack: UK digi minister recommends security badges for websites Foolishly suggests kitemark to, er, reassure customers Legal27 Oct 2015 | 71
TalkTalk attack: Small biz customers may also have been targeted Telco confirms past and present SMBs hit by breach Channel26 Oct 2015 | 14
Google can't hide behind Alphabet, EU competition commish warns So many cases have a common theme. It's the name 'Google' Legal26 Oct 2015 | 32
US broadband giants face 'deceptive speed' probe in New York 'Many of us may be paying for one thing, and getting another,' says Big Apple's AG Networks26 Oct 2015 | 25
RBS promises 'safe, secure, confidential' info-sharing on Facebook at Work First bankers to use Zuck biz platform On-Prem26 Oct 2015 | 29
TalkTalk plays 'no legal obligation' card on encryption – fails to think of the children (read: its customers) Comment Morality? We've heard of it! Legal26 Oct 2015 | 99
TalkTalk attack: 'No legal obligation to encrypt customer bank details', says chief ISP calls in BAE Systems to probe security breach Security25 Oct 2015 | 161
It's all Me, Me, Me! in Doctor Who's The Woman Who Lived but what of Clara's fate? TV Review Ahh yes, the hybrids have it Bootnotes24 Oct 2015 | 70
TalkTalk attackers stole 'incomplete' customer bank data, ISP confirms Telco: 'Crims can't nick cash without full credit card details, y'know' Security24 Oct 2015 | 59
Silicon Valley freeze-out: EU watchdog tells firms clock is ticking to limit data transfers Swift political, legal and tech rethink needed to comply Legal24 Oct 2015 | 20
TalkTalk hush-hush on compo for up to 4 million customers after mega cyber attack Harding jockeys for understanding and forgiveness Security24 Oct 2015 | 38
EE reports flat Q3 sales, keeps mum on Power Bar recall debacle But it's OK, penalised operator to focus on 'customer service' On-Prem21 Oct 2015 | 8
O2 joins Virgin Media as member of weak crypto software club Operator promises El Reg it'll all be fixed before browsers deep-six support Security21 Oct 2015 | 12
Virgin Media boss urges UK watchdogs not to pick wrong BT battle Broadband World Forum Meanwhile, biz wing of telco to offer SMBs a broadband boost Legal20 Oct 2015 | 11
Terror, terror everywhere: Call the filter police, there's a madman (or two) in town Analysis UK.gov gets radical on radicalisation. Again Legal20 Oct 2015 | 87
Huawei chucks a round $1bn at developers It's all about customer biz needs, apparently Devops19 Oct 2015 |
UK biz email slinger Mimecast files for $100m IPO in US Opts for Wall Street over the City... Fancy Software19 Oct 2015 | 6
Apple quietly swaps out MacBook Retina displays to fix skin-peeling stains Put the f**king lotion in the basket! Personal Tech18 Oct 2015 | 30
Big Blue lets Chinese government eyeball source code – report Beijing officials get quick peek at IBM software in hunt for backdoor spying Legal18 Oct 2015 | 12
Doctor Who's The Girl Who Died ships in nasty Vikings floating atop a time-bending tidal wave TV Review And yet another alien hybrid emerges ... Bootnotes17 Oct 2015 | 84
Sprint sprints away from no-throttle policy – punishes 'unlimited' network hoggers There's no limit. Except when there is a limit. 23GB, actually Networks17 Oct 2015 | 40
Steve Ballmer praises Twitter job cuts after buying 4% stake in ailing micro-blab site Ex-Microsoft chief now big shareholder in profitless firm On-Prem17 Oct 2015 | 29
Microsoft offers to PAY YOU to trade in your old computer for a Windows 10 device And yes, Stateside fanbois – your Apple gear is worth more Channel17 Oct 2015 | 143
BLABBERGEDDON BEGINS! Twitter lays off 8% of its workforce Micro-blurting site to sinkhole up to $15m in restructuring costs On-Prem13 Oct 2015 | 20
UK.gov suspends broadband connection voucher scheme 'Funds fully committed,' crows DCMS Channel13 Oct 2015 | 12
UK Broadband suffers £37.5m loss after big Relish investment Cost of building LTE 4G network, lack of take up hits Hong Kong-based telco hard On-Prem13 Oct 2015 | 15
Scotland Yard pulls eyeballs off WikiLeaker-in-Chief Assange Stand firm, jumpsuit Julian, as Met muscles up on covert plan Security12 Oct 2015 | 76
Facebook's UK wing paid just £4k in corporation tax last year That's a WHOPPING WHOLE GRAND more than in 2013 Legal12 Oct 2015 | 113
US trade watchdog rules Sammy, Qualcomm DIDN'T infringe Nvidia's IP in patent WAR Blow for graphics chip maker as it demands answers from ITC Legal11 Oct 2015 | 2
Hurrah! Doctor Who brings us a bootstrap paradox treat in Before the Flood TV Review Twisting time to flush out beasties Bootnotes10 Oct 2015 | 78
BLABBERGEDDON! Old Twitter chief becomes new Twitter chief to axe staff – report Jack Dorsey to show workers the door, see? On-Prem10 Oct 2015 | 6
Neuroboffins use supercomputer to partially build DIGITAL RAT BRAIN Not all brain boxes happy with brain drain to 'narrow' project Science10 Oct 2015 | 36
Facebook, French sat operator in SCRAMBLE FOR AFRICA Hello Sub-Saharans, this is Zuck calling Networks05 Oct 2015 | 4
Virgin Media's SPAM-AGEDDON 'fix' silences mailboxes Ntlworld.com account holders' legit emails deep-sixed by touchy filter Networks05 Oct 2015 | 34
Sensitive Virgin Media web pages still stuck on weak crypto software 'F' for FAIL: Despite warnings, telco is yet to upgrade from RC4 suites Security04 Oct 2015 | 29
Doctor Who's Under the Lake splits Reg scribes: This Alien homage thing – good or bad? TV Review 'I've not seen tech on Earth like this before' Bootnotes03 Oct 2015 | 115
Google spews out Alphabet. Alphabet gobbles Google M is for ... monster multinational mothers multinational monsters On-Prem03 Oct 2015 | 19
Three mobile data network GOES TITSUP across Blighty Customers yell: 'My internet is broken. Arrrrggggh' Networks02 Oct 2015 | 31
Zuck, Gates and Bono in ludicrous internet access for world+dog by 2020 bid UN pledge seemingly ignores UN broadband slowdown report Networks27 Sep 2015 | 33
NOxious VW emissions scandal: Car maker warned of cheatware YEARS AGO – reports Engineers, supplier flagged up concerns in 2011 and 2007 On-Prem27 Sep 2015 | 74
Devious Davros, tricksy Missy and Dalek Clara delight in The Witch's Familiar TV Review But please ditch the sonic sunglasses, Doc! Bootnotes26 Sep 2015 | 73
NEW ERA for HUMANITY? NASA says something 'major' FOUND ON MARS Top brains assemble to brief world on discovery Science26 Sep 2015 | 118
Facebook to users (sorry, PEOPLE): Party like it's 2005 and blog your little hearts out Neglected Notes gets makeover Legal26 Sep 2015 | 3
NOxious Volkswagen diesel emissions scandal: Chief falls on sword German motor giant was (not) taking the piss On-Prem23 Sep 2015 | 93
EE is UK's biggest loser on customer broadband gripes – AGAIN Hapless network receives yet another roasting from angry Ofcom Networks22 Sep 2015 | 19
BT boss: If Ofcom backs us, we promise to speed up UK broadband Telco giant fires opening salvo in high-stakes battle to prevent Openreach divorce Legal22 Sep 2015 | 36
OFFICIAL: Facebook growth BIGGER THAN ... JESUS, the INTERNET! Holy Zuck: ITU says interwebulator usage 'slowed sharply' Legal21 Sep 2015 | 15
CHEAT! Volkswagen chief 'deeply sorry' over diesel emission test dodge Car maker's stock price plummets after confession Software21 Sep 2015 | 116
AMD chief architect Jim Keller quits chipmaker – again Industry veteran mysteriously exits after three-year return from Apple On-Prem20 Sep 2015 | 18
AWS outage knocks Amazon, Netflix, Tinder and IMDb in MEGA data collapse Cloudopocalypse stalks Sunday sofa surfers On-Prem20 Sep 2015 | 81
Airbnb goes titsup – travellers and hosts flip out over lengthy downtime Total Inability To Secure Uptown Pad. AWS to blame? SaaS20 Sep 2015 | 7
Doctor Who storms back in fine form with Season 9 opener The Magician's Apprentice TV Review Davros, Daleks and Missy – a total treat for fans Bootnotes19 Sep 2015 | 157
Huh? Cat-wees-like-a-racehorse study pees on fellow physicists to take Ig Nobel prize Brave bee-stung willy brain box also bags a gong Science19 Sep 2015 | 37
Volkswagen used software to CHEAT on AIR POLLUTION tests, alleges US gov Watchdog says 'defeat device is threat to public health' Legal19 Sep 2015 | 172
EE: Yes, our broadband service is a total clusterf**k – but we promise to improve Customers deserve better, telco admits Networks15 Sep 2015 | 31
Krafcik takes wheel at Google driverless car project, so to speak Soulless robo cabs to take lead from ex Hyundai chieftain On-Prem14 Sep 2015 | 5
Vodafone 'fesses up to hack of journalist's phone, denies 'improper behaviour' Oz wing of mobe operator blames rogue employee Legal13 Sep 2015 | 24
How did jihadists hack into top UK ministerial emails if no security breach took place? Answers on a postcard from Syria, please Legal13 Sep 2015 | 46
Apple fanbois cry (bless) as site motionless during iPhone 6S pre-order wrest Tim Cookin' up success! SaaS12 Sep 2015 | 31