Microsoft U-turns on 'free' Windows 10 upgrade promise for ALL previewers Funny, that SaaS21 Jun 2015 | 80
Buh bye fakers? Amazon tweaks customer product reviews system Retail giant hopes machine learning will weed out tricksters Software21 Jun 2015 | 65
Supermarket tweet: Twitter ankles balloon in product, places shopping frenzy Next time you hear the beep, think of the fun ... Or not SaaS20 Jun 2015 | 11
BOOM! Stephen Elop shuffled out of Microsoft door Redmond: 'We are aligning our engineering efforts' Channel17 Jun 2015 | 83
Facebook Moments app NOT COMING to a mobile device near EU soon Crumbs, Zuck – pesky data watchdogs still hate facial recog Systems17 Jun 2015 | 21
Beats loudspeaker silenced by Apple after $3bn buyout, report claims Axe apparently fell on would-be Sonos rival Personal Tech14 Jun 2015 | 32
Amazon turns up spectacularly late to 'transparency' party, pours a large one Where is the mustard? There is not enough mustard out there On-Prem14 Jun 2015 | 16
Sun's out, guns out: Plucky Philae probot WAKES UP ... hits 'snooze' Historic comet lander finally phones home HPC14 Jun 2015 | 52
'Lemme tell you about my trouble with girls ...' Er, please don't, bro-ffin QuoTW Plus: Jack bids a fond, willy-waving farewell to 'selfless leader' Dick Bootnotes14 Jun 2015 | 32
Boffins, feeling around in dark for Philae, lit up by bright spot on Comet 67/P Vid 'Impossible to be sure if it is plucky probot' HPC13 Jun 2015 | 20
NOBODY reading your Facebook post? TOUGH LUCK, sez Zuck Free content ad network only cares about MEELLIONS of EYEBALLS Networks13 Jun 2015 | 22
Twitchy Google GAMES YouTube – hits 'play' on MULTI-BEELLION dollar market As in gaming for gamers, in case you wondered SaaS13 Jun 2015 | 5
Nobel bro-ffin: 'Girls in the lab fall in love with me ... then start crying' Don't be a dim c**t, Sir Tim Hunt Science10 Jun 2015 | 137
Ex-Microsoftie in worthless Euro netizens data security promise Pesky yanks at your cloudy info? No way Networks10 Jun 2015 | 8
Facebook tosses creepy Place Tips beacons at stateside retailers Bluetooth and location turned on? Then watch out, sucker shopper! On-Prem09 Jun 2015 | 31
Competition risk? BT faces rigorous frisking over £12.5bn EE takeover bid UK watchdog frets about threat to mobile market Networks09 Jun 2015 | 9
Microsoft makes Skype beach body ready with web browser beta release Joy of joys! Stay in touch with relatives from your hotel Networks06 Jun 2015 | 21
Dre-stic measures: Apple Beats retreat from iTunes brand – report Covers to be ripped off newly-named Music streaming service at WWDC SaaS06 Jun 2015 | 35
Apple recalls Beats speakers: Rap chap's crap batt rapped in zap mishap flap Heats by Dre Personal Tech03 Jun 2015 | 37
Facebook to slather Instagram in ad goo as photo-sharing app OPENS WIDE Say 'arghhhhhhh' Legal03 Jun 2015 | 3
OK Google, how much of my life do you observe and disturb? Choc Factory: Don't be in the dark, dear netizen – use our privacy tool. LOL SaaS01 Jun 2015 | 28
Nosy Brit cops demand access to comms data EVERY TWO MINUTES PLUS: They slurp up phone and email records in 96% of cases, FOI request reveals Networks01 Jun 2015 | 32
NSA dragnet domestic phone records slurp halted after key spying powers lapse But 'irresponsible' Senate now backs Freedom Act Legal01 Jun 2015 | 13
Welp, PEAK GIF is upon us! Facebook now supports animated images Yay, be even more annoying with your pals Networks31 May 2015 | 26
Apple: Relax, fanbois! We never meant to read your heart rate during wild wrist action Be still, my beating ... Networks31 May 2015 | 31
It's not over 'til Saturn's spongy moon sings: Cassini probe set for final Hyperion fly-by Astroboffins hope to spot different terrain this time around Science30 May 2015 | 30
Queen's Speech: Snoopers' Charter RETURNS amid 'modernisation' push We'll definitely destroy freedom to save it, mutter Tories Legal27 May 2015 | 109
O2 craps itself on national Blighty holiday as cabinet minister moans: 'Oi, sort it out!' Updated Be less dog poop On-Prem26 May 2015 | 29
NSA bulk phone records slurp to end when law lapses next month – report 'White House DIDN'T ask secret court for 90-day extension' Legal23 May 2015 | 37
VR rift OPENS UP: Total Recall Technologies hurls lawsuit at Facebook's Oculus [Johnnycab rolls his eyes] Legal23 May 2015 | 23
Wheely, wheely mad: Petrolheads fume over buggy Formula One app Seemingly, 'unlimited' means access to a frozen screen Applications23 May 2015 | 70
100s of Virgin Media customers hit by handset repair glitch, telco admits Clusterf*ck? Pissed-off punters left without phones for weeks Networks20 May 2015 | 13
Twitter CRAWLS to Google ON ITS KNEES, starts blowing content Receives fat pipe of huge ad platform once again Legal20 May 2015 | 16
BT boss in shock 'bigger is better' claim as £12.5bn EE bid heats up Pleads with watchdog not to delay planned buyout On-Prem19 May 2015 | 18
Ofcom: Oi, BT! Don't be greedy – feed dark fibre to your rivals TalkTalk, Sky and chums are hungry for speedier broadband networks On-Prem18 May 2015 | 31
Google and Max Mosley settle thrash'n'tickle sex vid spat Search engine not wiped clean, however Legal17 May 2015 |
Feds: Bloke 'HACKED PLANE controls' – from his PASSENGER seat Or so he said, anyway. And it wasn't even first class Security17 May 2015 | 155
KA-BOOM! Russian rocket EXPLODES over Siberia minutes after lift-off Mexican satellite mission fails Science16 May 2015 | 33
Google fastens buy buttons to paid mobile search results – report All your happy shoppers BELONG TO the retailer US On-Prem16 May 2015 | 5
HAHAHA! Go on, HOST YOUR NEWS on FACEBOOK, FOOLS! Dehydrated, instant articles – now all your readers belong to Zuck Science13 May 2015 | 29
EEeeeeek, complaints! Ofcom roasts BT-wannabe-spouse Gripes about operator's landline and broadband services pile up Channel12 May 2015 | 16
Snoopers' Charter queen Theresa May returns to Home Office brief PM gently reshuffles Tory cabinet after election victory Legal11 May 2015 | 42
BILLION YEAR SECRETS of baking hellworld Mercury UNLOCKED by NASA probe crash Spaceship streamed back data to Earth before prang Science10 May 2015 | 31
Spotify springs bloody leak as losses grow to $197m – report Blames investment in staff, products and expansion plan On-Prem09 May 2015 | 25
'Photof*cket' men manacled, indicted over Photobucket password-protected pic plunder Two suspects face conspiracy and fraud charges SaaS09 May 2015 | 12
Yow! It's the HOT NEW 'Collections' from Google! Oh wait ... it's a Google+ thing No matter how I scrub, stench of death still on me SaaS05 May 2015 | 30
Stubborn 'won't fix' Google U-turns on Chromecast vid judder twitching-eye blunder Euro customers: 'Well, that was unexpected' Personal Tech03 May 2015 | 26
Public prosecutor waves big stick at German spies over NSA data slurp claims Prelim probe into allegations against BND incoming – report Legal03 May 2015 | 12
Husband of Facebook COO, Sheryl Sandberg, dies suddenly Zuck leads tributes to Silicon Valley biz man David Goldberg Legal02 May 2015 | 7
Welcome to the family ... Microsoft licks nib of Surface pen maker N-trig Blood is thicker than digi ink On-Prem02 May 2015 | 4
Facebook policy wonk growls at Europe's mass of data laws Don't speak to the face cos the book is closed, m'kay? SaaS29 Apr 2015 | 19
Big Blue boffins claim quantum computing measurement leap +Vid Seeing AND assessing more than one error at a time? Hold my coat, IBM got this Science29 Apr 2015 | 5
Best Buy bites down hard on Apple Pay fruity bonking deal Mobile payment coming to US stores later this year – but what about CurrentC? SaaS28 Apr 2015 | 8
TURKEY-SIZED 'platypus' T. REX found by kid BAFFLES boffins Plant-eating platypus puzzles paleontologists Science28 Apr 2015 | 13
Hawking hologram comforts One Direction fans with Zayny parallel universe claim Hey girls, theoretical physics is Best Song Evs!!! Bootnotes28 Apr 2015 | 21
Zucking 'ell! Facebook at Work bloke unfriends Facebook AT WORK Ex-Google Maps and, er, Wave chap quits Zuck empire Legal27 Apr 2015 | 10
Google exec and avid climber dies on Mount Everest Dan Fredinburg suffers fatal head injury in avalanche set off by Nepal earthquake On-Prem26 Apr 2015 | 19
Nokia on phone return mutterings: They LIIED. We won't be BAAACK Talk to the buried handset, the face don't give a damn Personal Tech26 Apr 2015 | 13
Google TUGS Nexus 7-INCHER from its online store Just as well, perhaps, after Lollipop lick froze some older tabs Personal Tech25 Apr 2015 | 58