Technology quiz reveals that nobody including quiz drafters knows anything about IT
<0.5 get TRUE/FALSE answer right on Moore's Law
Bootnotes26 Nov 2014 | 76
MI6 oversight report on Lee Rigby murder: US web giants offer 'safe haven for terrorism'
PM urged to 'prioritise issue' after Facebook hindsight find
Legal25 Nov 2014 | 127
Forget the climate: Fatties are a much bigger problem - study
Opinion Fat guy? Drink or smoke? You're worse than a terrorist
Science21 Nov 2014 | 121
3D printed guns: This time it's for real! Oh, wait – no, still crap
It turns out you can make a real gun ... from steel and gun parts
Personal Tech06 Nov 2014 | 118
Robot deputy blasts possibly explosive Mexican beans with CANNON in 'controlled explosion'
Package 'ticking', says Koran
Bootnotes06 Nov 2014 | 22
NASA: Spacecraft crash site FOUND ON MOON RIM
'What fun!' exlaims NASA boffin who found the LADEE
Science30 Oct 2014 | 34
FATTIES: Boffins say their miracle sunshine skin cream 'prevents obesity'
Oh. 'Together with exercise and diet'. Boo
Bootnotes27 Oct 2014 | 53
Not a loyal follower of @BritishMonarchy? You missed The QUEEN*'s first Tweet
Her Maj opens 'Information Age' at the Science Museum
Bootnotes24 Oct 2014 | 34
Trips to Mars may be OFF: The SUN has changed in a way we've NEVER SEEN
+Comment Only nuke power can save us from radiation
Science22 Oct 2014 | 153
Ancient Brits 'set wealthy man's FANCY CHARIOT on FIRE' – boffins
Religious ceremony or early football riots?
Science15 Oct 2014 | 28
ROBOT TROUSER SNAKE stiffens to master slippery mounds
Boffins overjoyed at performance of slithery tool
Science10 Oct 2014 | 16
'MYSTERIOUS PYRAMID STRUCTURE' found on COMET beyond Mars: Landing planned
Philae to touch down on 67P next month
Science10 Oct 2014 | 50
DOCTOR HELL and his henchmen score Nobel for the NANO-SCOPE
That's Professor Doktor Hell, to you
Science08 Oct 2014 | 9
Man brings knife to a gun fight and WINS
Successfully escapes from police robot
Bootnotes06 Oct 2014 | 46
Ice probe peers at hidden BOTTOMS of oceans from SPAAACE
Pics Murky deeps mapped from orbit by cryosphere mission
Science03 Oct 2014 | 26
OMG! With nothing but machine tools, steel and parts you can make a GUN!!
Analysis '3D printed plastic gun' man talks more rubbish
Personal Tech02 Oct 2014 | 142
'This BITE MARK is a SMOKING GUN': Boffins probe ancient assault
Tooth embedded in thigh bone may tell who pulled the trigger
Science30 Sep 2014 | 25
Starship Troopers beat Aliens, Robots AND Chuck Norris to WIN in a FIGHT
Weekend Big Data Pirates, Ninjas, Klingons trounced
Bootnotes13 Sep 2014 | 39
Alien Ninja Fembot Pirates vs the Jedi SAS Chuck Norris startroopers: RUMBLE
Weekend Big Data Project Machine Gun Jubblies!
Bootnotes06 Sep 2014 | 44
Cave scrawls prove Neanderthals were AT LEAST as talented as modern artists
Gibraltar graffiti matches up well to early Hirst or Emin
Science02 Sep 2014 | 66
Ninja Pirate Zombie Vampires versus Chuck Norris and the Space Marines
Weekend Big Data Project Harvest of Brains
Bootnotes29 Aug 2014 | 58
Vampires and Ninjas versus the Alien Jedi Robot Pirates: It's ON
Weekend Big Data Project Help us settle THE great question of modern times
Science22 Aug 2014 | 65
New BOMB detect-o-tech 'could give sniffer dogs competition': TRUE
But so could a magic eight-ball
Security21 Jul 2014 | 31
Banning handheld phone use by drivers had NO effect on accident rate - study
Some new ban obviously in order. Radios? Children?
Personal Tech21 Jul 2014 | 177
MYSTERIOUS Siberia CRATER: ALIENS or METEOR not involved, officials insist
Global warming dunnit, say Russian boffins
Science18 Jul 2014 | 104
Huge FOUR-winged dino SPREAD LEGS to KILL – scientists
Feathery limbs acted as 'extra set of wings' for precision attacks
Science16 Jul 2014 | 36
Native Americans KILLED AND ATE DUMBO, say archaeologists
Yum, trunk meat, my favourite
Science15 Jul 2014 | 46
NASA: ALIENS and NEW EARTHS will be ours inside 20 years
ETs, habitable planets will soon pop up with our new 'scopes
Science15 Jul 2014 | 152
US authorities round up ILLEGAL DINOSAURS for repatriation
Poached egg also sent back whence it came by Immigration
Science11 Jul 2014 | 26
Dubai to get huge climate-controlled domed city and giga-mall
Cosmetic surgery with direct access to shopping and a show
Bootnotes08 Jul 2014 | 92
Han Solo headed for lengthy stay in bacta tank after Bay Door Control cockup
Pulling ears off gundark unrealistic for now
Legal13 Jun 2014 | 64
Damn you El Reg, Call me a Boffin, demands enraged boffin
CoTW 'Otherwise I will be forced to make a sarcastic comment'
Bootnotes11 Jun 2014 | 80
NSA plans to FREE YOUR DATA with range of cloud services, analytics
April Fool 'Why pay providers to store or analyse your stuff? We've already done it'
Channel01 Apr 2014 | 43
GIANT FLESH-EATING DEVIL CHICKENS roamed North Dakota
Ten-foot-tall Satan Fowl prowled aptly named Hell Creek
Science20 Mar 2014 | 47
MH370 airliner MYSTERY: The El Reg Pub/Dinner-party Guide
Analysis Some tech angles for your consideration
Security18 Mar 2014 | 382
ZEPPELINS to replace Goodyear blimps in American skies
'It's a new kind of BLIMP. Yes a blimp, blimp, la la la I'm not listening'
Science17 Mar 2014 | 35
Bill Gates-backed SOLAR POO RAYGUN COMMODE unveiled
Now the sun actually does shine where the sun doesn't shine
Science14 Mar 2014 | 72
Zaphod Beeblebrox style third arm cyborg prosthesis unveiled
'A lot of metal drummers would be jealous of me' says first recipient
Science07 Mar 2014 | 43
Massive new AIRSHIP to enter commercial service at British dirigible base
UK designers buy baby back from broke US Army
Science03 Mar 2014 | 124
Fukushima radioactivity a complete non-issue on West Coast: Also for Fukushima locals, in fact
Boneheads get their knickers in a twist anyway
Science26 Feb 2014 | 141
SpaceX set to try HOVER LANDING for re-usable rockets on March ISS mission
Landing legs fitted to Falcon-Dragon first stage
Science25 Feb 2014 | 40
'G-WIZ like' object doing 40,000 MPH CRASHES on the MOON
Vid Blast as bright as a star, from impact as heavy as a (very) reasonably priced car
Science25 Feb 2014 | 41
Rise of the Machines: Robot challenges top German player at ping-pong
'Agilus' bot's bold Boll ball biff bid
Bootnotes24 Feb 2014 | 32
Another U.S. state set to repeal rubber duck ban
Wisconsin plastic anatid fanciers freed from threat of police raids
Bootnotes20 Feb 2014 | 77
Snowden journo boyf grill under anti-terror law was legal, says UK court
Media couple: 'Days of the British Empire are over', 'Britain is as bad as EGYPT'
Legal19 Feb 2014 | 152
Actor who played Rogue Two in Star Wars dies aged 67
Obit Christopher Malcolm also noted for Rocky Horror, Ab Fab gay dad roles
Legal19 Feb 2014 | 17
fWHoaR! Researcher crack eternal mystery of what women want in a man
Results will leave men with long faces with long faces
Bootnotes06 Feb 2014 | 72
Unmanned, autonomous ROBOT TRUCK CONVOY 'drives though town'
US Army droid teamsters 'avoid pedestrians' without trouble
Security03 Feb 2014 | 86
Chinese Jade RABBIT SIGHTED ON MOON by NASA probe
Small lander, rover from Middle Kingdom spied by orbiting US craft
Science02 Jan 2014 | 46
So, which people you read about in The Register got gongs in the Honours list?
Trollhunter General, Nathan Barleys figure prominently
Legal01 Jan 2014 | 16
Gay hero super-boffin Turing 'may have been murdered by MI5'
LGBTI campaigner Tatchell wants poisoned-apple inquiry
Security30 Dec 2013 | 157
BEASTED: Apple fined $666k in Taiwan for iPhone price meddling
Cupertino tentacle biffed in reseller bullying brouhaha
Legal27 Dec 2013 | 9
James Bond's 'shaken not stirred': Down to trembling boozer's hands, claim boffins
007 probably victim of brewer's droop, too, say killjoy medics
Bootnotes18 Dec 2013 | 93
Calling Doctor Caroline Langensiepen of Nottingham Trent uni
Your student Tom Watson's assignment to write in the style of the Register
Bootnotes03 Dec 2013 | 46
On the matter of shooting down Amazon delivery drones with shotguns
It won't be there. But if it was, no, you couldn't shoot it down
Bootnotes03 Dec 2013 | 190
Elon Musk scrubs lucrative MONEY RING debut again on Thanksgiving
'Better to be paranoid and wrong'
Science29 Nov 2013 | 41
Bonobos 'face extinction from interacting with humans'
Humans just want to eat them
Science27 Nov 2013 | 18
KILO-MACH SONIC BOOM probed in fireball embers of 1572AD SUPERNOVA
Vast blast cloud still aglow in X-Ray spectrum
Science26 Nov 2013 | 19
To the MONEY RING: Musk's SpaceX to attempt boldest mission yet
Updated Geosynch debut takes upstart rocket biz into the real 'commercial space'
Science25 Nov 2013 | 17
SILENCE of the OWLS may mean real-life 'Whisper Mode' for Black Helicopters
The order is: Engage the Silent Drive
Science25 Nov 2013 | 53
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