Native Americans were actually European - BEFORE the Europeans arrived! Columbus et al invaded relatives who went via Siberia Science21 Nov 2013 | 47
JESUS battery HEALS itself - might make electric cars more practical Stanford boffins' remarkable cladding produced Miracle-'lectrode Science18 Nov 2013 | 47
Google Earth SHOCK: ZERO point ZERO ZERO SIX of world forests disappear each year Not to mention 'Great Reversal' density increase Science15 Nov 2013 | 39
SPACE, the FINAL FRONTIER: These are the images of the star probe Cassini Its 20-year mission: To boldly go where no robot of man has gone before Science13 Nov 2013 | 45
Our MOM's LATEST EGGS: 'Looking GOOD', chuckle Indian space boffins Mangalyaan throws off slight rocketus interruptus issue Science12 Nov 2013 | 21
SCIENCE and RELIGION AGREE! LIFE and Man ARE from CLAY Even an intelligently designed watch is right twice a day, or something Science06 Nov 2013 | 85
BETHLEHEM-grade SUPERNOVA possible 'within 50 years' Pontiff-verified; but the Three Kings will need IR goggles this time Science01 Nov 2013 | 40
Alien planet is just like EARTH - except for ONE tiny detail Doomed, scorchio planet is far too close to its sun Science31 Oct 2013 | 80
You're more likely to get a job if you study 'social' sciences, say fuzzy-studies profs Opinion It's OK! No need to work hard at university after all! Legal30 Oct 2013 | 93
METEORITES, not MEN, are FROM MARS: NASA rover's shock discovery That whole women-Venus bit is pretty unlikely too, to be honest Science17 Oct 2013 | 22
Cannabis can CURE CANCER - cheaply and without getting you high Amazing jazz-cigarette breakthrough by London medical boffins Science15 Oct 2013 | 149
Now that's real science: CYBORG MONKEYS with PROSTHETIC ARMS No, it's not the long awaited cyborg monkey butler Science15 Oct 2013 | 24
Who here needs to explain things to ELEPHANTS? Not so Dumbo, pachyderm gesture study reveals Science10 Oct 2013 | 36
Basically RUBBISH 'COMET of the Century' ISON snapped by HiRISE in Mars orbit 'Not visually pleasing', admit NASA boffins Science04 Oct 2013 | 30
'Safest car ever made' Tesla Model S EV crashes and burns. Car 'performed as designed' Updated Flame-prone batterycar firm under fire Personal Tech03 Oct 2013 | 118
Exciting MIT droplet discovery could turbocharge power plants, airships and more And SUCK POWER from SAUNAS, yet Science03 Oct 2013 | 54
ZERO-G DINOSAUR made from bits and bobs by space station flight engineer Cuddly tyrannosaur crafted from Russian food podules Science30 Sep 2013 | 37
Boffins have constructed a new LIGHT SABRE. Their skills are complete Truly, they are as powerful as the Emperor has foreseen Science26 Sep 2013 | 85
Greece ends extra hols for civil servants forced to use hated computers Six days more of screen'n'keyboard despair Bootnotes24 Sep 2013 | 56
DARPA: You didn't think we could make a Mach 6 spaceplane, so let us have this MACH TEN job Cheap rockets? Bah! Give us a hyper-hydrocarbo-scramjet Science18 Sep 2013 | 68
Bother! Breakdown busts bloke's bold boffin-blasted briny boat balloon bid IT chap Trappe makes Newfoundland-fall Science16 Sep 2013 | 12
First rigid airship since the Hindenburg cleared for outdoor flight trials Can brand new COSH tech finally revive the aerial leviathans of the 1930s? Science11 Sep 2013 | 183
Snowden journo's boyfriend 'had crypto key for thumb-drive files written down' - cops Greenwald, Guardian roasted over 'very poor' security Legal30 Aug 2013 | 106
NASA's nuclear Mars tank REBELS against human control Red Planet gets self-driving cars before Earth does Science29 Aug 2013 | 33
BILLION-TONNE BELCH emitted from Sun to hit Earth this weekend Polar solar storm could set a few oscilloscopes a-wriggling at high latitudes Science23 Aug 2013 | 33
Oh noes! New 'CRISIS DISASTER' at Fukushima! Oh wait, it's nothing. Again But hey, let's soil ourselves repeatedly anyway Science21 Aug 2013 | 138
Davros liable to criticism for huge STRAW DALEK he never built Giant Cheshire edifice actually intended to publicise 'Da Lick' ice cream. Argh! Bootnotes05 Aug 2013 | 42
Mystery object falls from sky, area sealed off by military: 'Weather balloon', say officials Even if it was, nobody's going to believe THAT Science02 Aug 2013 | 140
German guardsmen growing mono-boobs from drilling with Nazi-era rifles Tits & <i>Guns</i> Nazigewehrvorge- wölbtenkrügesmacht Bootnotes31 Jul 2013 | 52
Robot cop called in after MAD BONGER blown up in LIQUID MARIJUANA EXPLOSION Dopey Colorado man gets baked Bootnotes30 Jul 2013 | 68
Man who pulled gun during chess game surrenders to robot cop No-nonsense tin lawman pacifies testy intellectual with GRENADES Bootnotes25 Jul 2013 | 36
For pity's sake: DON'T MOVE to the COUNTRY if you want to live People don't kill people, guns and cars and drugs do, says top doc Science24 Jul 2013 | 114
MYSTERY of 19th-century DEAD WALRUS found in London graveyard 'Tusky the Ripper' - or a mad scientist at work? Science24 Jul 2013 | 39
Feeling HORNY? RHINOCEROS INCEST project underway at Cincinnati Zoo 'I will not sit idle and watch', promises boffin Science22 Jul 2013 | 33
€400k-a-head Iberian Lynx mainly threatened by Spanish politics Needa habitat connectivy Science22 Jul 2013 |
Why you'll be paying £3,250 extra for gas and 'leccy in coming years Analysis It's not 'gas prices': It is the Will of The People, says Psychohistory prof Legal19 Jul 2013 |
The facts on Trident 'cuts': What the Lib Dems want is disarmament Analysis New Trident is cheaper than cruise Legal17 Jul 2013 |
'Thundering mechanical behemoth' walker mech to attack Leicester today Vid Sadly made by an artist, so it's a bit crap Bootnotes15 Jul 2013 | 36
US Navy robot stealth fighter in first unmanned carrier landings Vids Take my job a-waaaayyyy ... is it the swan song of the Topguns at last? Legal11 Jul 2013 | 71
European Space Agency goes for mostly solid Ariane 6 Forget manned, forget deep space. Show us the money Science10 Jul 2013 | 40
Boffins blast briny boat balloon bid as 'gross waste of helium' Greedy daredevil set to use about 0.01% of annual space+science consumption Science09 Jul 2013 |
ULTRASONIC BOLLOCK BLASTERS help Hawkmoth battle The Bat Noisy genitals scramble chiropteran sonar Science05 Jul 2013 | 26
Innovative solution to modern art found: Shoot it into space Meteorite-riddled Earthlings to finally return fire at the universe Science03 Jul 2013 | 33
'The Apprentice' is a load of old codswallop, says biz prof Flogging your gran for a bag of chips is actually a crap deal On-Prem02 Jul 2013 | 109
Throwing arms let humans rise above poo-flinging apes to play cricket Also baseball, while chimps can only play rounders and suchlike Science27 Jun 2013 | 87
Spaniards deploy self-propelled ROBOT BALLS Motorised automatic bollocks to prowl Iberian fields Science24 Jun 2013 | 50
Chewbacca held up by TSA stormtroopers for having light sabre 'Mrauuun' 'Right, Chewie, giant man do need giant cane' Bootnotes11 Jun 2013 | 50
Mind control hat makes quadcopter do what brain says 'An aperture! Go into it' - can students think anything else? Science05 Jun 2013 | 36
Hitchhikers' Guide was WRONG, Earth is not in a galactic backwater Quite a fashionable neighbourhood, new star map suggests Science04 Jun 2013 | 97
Graphene QUILT: A good trampoline for elephants in stiletto heels Wonder stuff's real-world weakness not for real - boffins Science03 Jun 2013 | 60
UN to call for 'pre-emptive' ban on soulless robot bomber assassins Comment Fire up the time machine, lads! Security30 May 2013 | 111
Boffins' brilliant plan: CONCRETE COMPUTERS Bricked smartphone for real? Return of the walled garden? Science28 May 2013 | 49
FLABBER-JASTED: It's 'jif', NOT '.gif', says man who should know Jood Jod, jrumble disjruntled Tumblr hardlinrs Bootnotes22 May 2013 | 310
EU boffins in plan for 'more nutritious' horsemeat ice cream 'Disused' animal products ideal for sick, elderly Bootnotes22 May 2013 | 74
Garden fertilised by Twitter output wins Gold at Chelsea Larger than the hashtag of my aunt Bootnotes22 May 2013 | 11
Massive EXPLOSION visible to naked eye SEEN ON MOON Vid 'Equivalent to 5 TONNES of TNT going off', says NASA Science20 May 2013 | 77
Your Flying Car? Delayed again, but you WILL get it, says Terrafugia Analysis And the VTOL hybrid job to follow, promise engineers Bootnotes13 May 2013 | 79
'Liberator': Proof that you can't make a working gun in a 3D printer Comment No need to pry this piece of crap out of my fingers Bootnotes10 May 2013 | 295
US Army engineer wins Air Assault wings after repairing hi-tech leg twice Air valve came off on obstacle course Science07 May 2013 | 34