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Boffins show sleight-of-hand tricks to Corvids, find they are smarter than people

Eurasian Jays mostly unmoved by illusionist jiggery-pokery, more interested in worms
Bootnotes15 Jun 2021 | 23

Women techs fume, offer crowdsourced fixes as Michelle Obama's online keynote crashes

'Unforeseen server conditions' blamed
Applications11 Jun 2021 | 17

Prez Biden narrowly escapes cicada assassination attempt, hunkers down in Cornwall

Brood X vents frustration at missed opportunity on free press, random Ohio drivers
Bootnotes10 Jun 2021 | 17

An anti-drone system that sneezes targets to death? Would that be a DARPA project? You betcha

Hotshot snotbot shows grotty terror plot buzzbots what's what
Edge + IoT10 Jun 2021 | 73

Door-opening insect mega-swarm emerges in Eastern US, descends on Washington DC

We're gonna need a bigger rolled-up newspaper
Bootnotes08 Jun 2021 | 19

Belarus declares war on imaginary country within borders of Belarus that is better than Belarus

Fed-up citizens join fictional opposition in their hundreds
Bootnotes31 Aug 2017 | 31

Stephen King's scary movie reboot provokes tears from 'legit clowns'

Industry fears more pie in face over new It film
Bootnotes31 Aug 2017 | 85

Glasgow fanbois keep the faith at iPhone 6S benefaction

Cheering and rigidly ordered queueing witnessed at Jesus phone eucharist
Personal Tech25 Sep 2015 | 15

BLADE-WIELDING BOTS conquer humans in RADIO DEATHMATCH

Astro-boffins routed by pitiless grass-slaying droids in FCC's arena of pain
Networks14 Aug 2015 | 16

In My House, Stalin's Daughter and The Smartest Book in the World

Page File Despotic dad, destitution and a dazzling debut
Bootnotes20 Jun 2015 | 4

Duff DAB, megamogs and ass-assassins: Your thoughts

Commentblurt It's like Points of View without the winking
Bootnotes25 Sep 2009 | 17

Croats flock to support openly corrupt politician

'All for me, nothing for you' message a hit with voters
Bootnotes20 May 2009 | 14

JG Ballard — 1930-2009

Sci-Fi giant leaves this Ballardian world
Bootnotes20 Apr 2009 | 24

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