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Otto Z. Stern

Otto Z. Stern possibly dead at 57

And Ninthly The first day of the rest of my heroism
Bootnotes20 Aug 2008 | 42

Yahoo! deflects Microsoft bid with iPhone dominatrix

And Ninthly Follow the bouncing b . . .
Bootnotes05 Mar 2008 | 12

Bill Gates lives inside of Facebook CEO

And Ninthly The second coming
Bootnotes15 Jan 2008 | 11

Beware the populist mash oozing out of Facebook and YouTube

And Ninthly Lies better served as solids
Legal10 Jan 2008 | 41

Golf and Intel Inside China threaten life as we know it

And Ninthly Losing all faith in your putter and PC
Bootnotes13 Jul 2007 | 23

Yahoo!'s pink liberation army a threat to America's youth

And Ninthly I'm not gay. Thanks for not asking
Bootnotes23 Jun 2007 | 58

If Google is a Russian spy op, when will it buy U-Haul?

And Ninthly The Parboiled Age
Bootnotes24 May 2007 | 6

Remembering Anna Nicole Smith and her impact on the American Dream

And ninthly China - she'll never measure up
Bootnotes09 Feb 2007 | 11

Bloggers turn to Sadville to fabricate child traumas

And ninthly Find me a dirty uncle
Bootnotes29 Nov 2006 |

Wireless lobby paves the wave for reduced DUI fines

And ninthly Cheers to you, CTIA
Bootnotes06 Oct 2006 |

Turning Che Guevara into a GIF for therapy

And ninthly Or how I deal with Bro-Magnon Man
Bootnotes15 Aug 2006 |

America's libido can't afford a Bill Gates University

And ninthly Give me Carnegie or give me death!
Bootnotes14 Jul 2006 |

The US soccer team will always stink

And ninthly Thomas Friedman's mustache knows it
Bootnotes16 Jun 2006 |

Mexicans are not smart or fragrant enough to defeat the Asian peril

Stern response Defeatist doom
Bootnotes03 Mar 2006 |

America can lick the Asian peril by training Mexican smarties

And ninthly Stronger, faster and with papers
Bootnotes24 Feb 2006 |

You can't be an Alpha male in a Beta culture

And ninthly Make Web 2.0 face the Jack Hammer Johnson [Warning: NSFW]
Bootnotes03 Feb 2006 |

Readers revolted and joyous that Jimmy Wales lives

Stern response Stroke it, genius
Bootnotes30 Dec 2005 |

My dead, much mourned friend: Jimmy Wales

And ninethly The man, the myth. And his problems
Bootnotes17 Dec 2005 |

Linux zealots proud to be as miserable as planes

Stern response Ineptitude is a five-man job
Bootnotes12 Dec 2005 |

The only thing worse than flying is open source code

And ninthly The proof is in Burt Rutan's tears
Bootnotes29 Nov 2005 |

Fears rise as Google tries to emulate Microsoft

Stern response We prefer Exxon as our master
Bootnotes18 Nov 2005 |

Big Google is much worse than Big Oil

And ninethly Tell your senator
Bootnotes11 Nov 2005 |

Geeks agree - 'We need to dress better'

Stern response Thanks, Otto
Bootnotes04 Nov 2005 |

'Replace CEOs with cans of beets'

FoTW Dress good, or become Gateway
Bootnotes01 Nov 2005 |

CEOs should follow NBA and make geeks wear real clothes

And ninethly Put your pants on, coders! Grow up!
Bootnotes25 Oct 2005 |

My prostate's as hard as an opal and ready to conquer Web 2.0

And ninethly Why isn't yours?
Bootnotes08 Oct 2005 |

First the terrorists, now the GOP. Why IT is against me

And ninethly Puke for freedom
Bootnotes27 Jul 2005 |

Apple zealots pay thousands to be saved from themselves

Stern response iLemmings pick Intel over fear
Bootnotes30 Jun 2005 |

'Think Again' camp opens for wounded Apple iLemmings

And ninethly Learn to loathe Einstein and high prices
Bootnotes13 Jun 2005 |

The French can spell 'Doom'

And ninethly Don't cry for Jacques
Bootnotes31 May 2005 |

When will RIAA's Rosen respond to Otto's love note?

Stern response As the slime grows
Bootnotes24 May 2005 |

How Hilary Rosen learned to stop suing and hate Apple's iPod

And ninethly Sister Strangelove made a man out of me
Bootnotes13 May 2005 |

California hippies protect cats at our Peril!

Stern response Texas is model of eSafety
Bootnotes01 May 2005 |

Sniping bloggers can keep America safe from terrorists and cats!

And ninethly 'Snogging' militia is crucial
Bootnotes22 Apr 2005 |

Blocking online cigarette sales threatens us all

And ninethly My Aunt died so you can smoke cheap
Bootnotes08 Apr 2005 |

Why Fiorina wasn't the right man for the HP CEO post

And ninethly Hurd is a cut above
Bootnotes01 Apr 2005 |

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