Otto Z. Stern possibly dead at 57
And Ninthly The first day of the rest of my heroism
Bootnotes20 Aug 2008 | 42
Yahoo! deflects Microsoft bid with iPhone dominatrix
And Ninthly Follow the bouncing b . . .
Bootnotes05 Mar 2008 | 12
Bill Gates lives inside of Facebook CEO
And Ninthly The second coming
Bootnotes15 Jan 2008 | 11
Beware the populist mash oozing out of Facebook and YouTube
And Ninthly Lies better served as solids
Legal10 Jan 2008 | 41
Golf and Intel Inside China threaten life as we know it
And Ninthly Losing all faith in your putter and PC
Bootnotes13 Jul 2007 | 23
Yahoo!'s pink liberation army a threat to America's youth
And Ninthly I'm not gay. Thanks for not asking
Bootnotes23 Jun 2007 | 58
If Google is a Russian spy op, when will it buy U-Haul?
And Ninthly The Parboiled Age
Bootnotes24 May 2007 | 6
Remembering Anna Nicole Smith and her impact on the American Dream
And ninthly China - she'll never measure up
Bootnotes09 Feb 2007 | 11
Bloggers turn to Sadville to fabricate child traumas
And ninthly Find me a dirty uncle
Bootnotes29 Nov 2006 |
Wireless lobby paves the wave for reduced DUI fines
And ninthly Cheers to you, CTIA
Bootnotes06 Oct 2006 |
Turning Che Guevara into a GIF for therapy
And ninthly Or how I deal with Bro-Magnon Man
Bootnotes15 Aug 2006 |
America's libido can't afford a Bill Gates University
And ninthly Give me Carnegie or give me death!
Bootnotes14 Jul 2006 |
The US soccer team will always stink
And ninthly Thomas Friedman's mustache knows it
Bootnotes16 Jun 2006 |
Mexicans are not smart or fragrant enough to defeat the Asian peril
Stern response Defeatist doom
Bootnotes03 Mar 2006 |
America can lick the Asian peril by training Mexican smarties
And ninthly Stronger, faster and with papers
Bootnotes24 Feb 2006 |
You can't be an Alpha male in a Beta culture
And ninthly Make Web 2.0 face the Jack Hammer Johnson [Warning: NSFW]
Bootnotes03 Feb 2006 |
Readers revolted and joyous that Jimmy Wales lives
Stern response Stroke it, genius
Bootnotes30 Dec 2005 |
My dead, much mourned friend: Jimmy Wales
And ninethly The man, the myth. And his problems
Bootnotes17 Dec 2005 |
Linux zealots proud to be as miserable as planes
Stern response Ineptitude is a five-man job
Bootnotes12 Dec 2005 |
The only thing worse than flying is open source code
And ninthly The proof is in Burt Rutan's tears
Bootnotes29 Nov 2005 |
Fears rise as Google tries to emulate Microsoft
Stern response We prefer Exxon as our master
Bootnotes18 Nov 2005 |
Big Google is much worse than Big Oil
And ninethly Tell your senator
Bootnotes11 Nov 2005 |
Geeks agree - 'We need to dress better'
Stern response Thanks, Otto
Bootnotes04 Nov 2005 |
'Replace CEOs with cans of beets'
FoTW Dress good, or become Gateway
Bootnotes01 Nov 2005 |
CEOs should follow NBA and make geeks wear real clothes
And ninethly Put your pants on, coders! Grow up!
Bootnotes25 Oct 2005 |
My prostate's as hard as an opal and ready to conquer Web 2.0
And ninethly Why isn't yours?
Bootnotes08 Oct 2005 |
First the terrorists, now the GOP. Why IT is against me
And ninethly Puke for freedom
Bootnotes27 Jul 2005 |
Apple zealots pay thousands to be saved from themselves
Stern response iLemmings pick Intel over fear
Bootnotes30 Jun 2005 |
'Think Again' camp opens for wounded Apple iLemmings
And ninethly Learn to loathe Einstein and high prices
Bootnotes13 Jun 2005 |
The French can spell 'Doom'
And ninethly Don't cry for Jacques
Bootnotes31 May 2005 |
When will RIAA's Rosen respond to Otto's love note?
Stern response As the slime grows
Bootnotes24 May 2005 |
How Hilary Rosen learned to stop suing and hate Apple's iPod
And ninethly Sister Strangelove made a man out of me
Bootnotes13 May 2005 |
California hippies protect cats at our Peril!
Stern response Texas is model of eSafety
Bootnotes01 May 2005 |
Sniping bloggers can keep America safe from terrorists and cats!
And ninethly 'Snogging' militia is crucial
Bootnotes22 Apr 2005 |
Blocking online cigarette sales threatens us all
And ninethly My Aunt died so you can smoke cheap
Bootnotes08 Apr 2005 |
Why Fiorina wasn't the right man for the HP CEO post
And ninethly Hurd is a cut above
Bootnotes01 Apr 2005 |
Biting the hand that feeds IT
