'Newport would look like Dubai' if guy could dumpster dive for lost Bitcoin drive
To Wales now, where crypto bro sues to be allowed to excavate landfill site
Bootnotes16 Oct 2024 | 84
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Netizens are torturing Google's AI podcast hosts
NotebookLM's Audio Overview feature rudely discovers its wife never existed
AI + ML08 Oct 2024 | 12
Earth's new mini-moon swings by, then ghosts us by late November
No need for farewells, 2024 PT5 may drop in again in 2055
Science01 Oct 2024 | 32
Homing pigeon missiles, dead trout swimming, butt breathing honored with Ig Nobel Prize
Mad science award ceremony returns to MIT after four years online
Bootnotes14 Sep 2024 | 71
If every PC is going to be an AI PC, they better be as good at all the things trad PCs can do
Comment Microsoft's Copilot+ machines suck at one of computing's oldest use cases
Channel05 Sep 2024 | 151
Say 'ahhhh' – AI robots are now gunning for your gums
Perceptive turns its automated dental dynamo on humans, and Zuck's dad thinks it's great
Bootnotes02 Aug 2024 | 25
Tesla parental controls keep teenage lead feet in check
Because trusting your kid with 300 horsepower should come with a curfew
Personal Tech09 Jul 2024 | 83
Nintendo sues alleged Switch pirate pair for serious coin
And if court finds for gaming giant? It's-a me! Bankruptcy!
Legal02 Jul 2024 | 20
Glastonbury to turn festivalgoer pee into eco-friendly fertilizer
Now that's what you call a golden harvest
Bootnotes26 Jun 2024 | 39
Footage of Nigel Farage blowing up Rishi Sunak's Minecraft mansion 'not real'
Hats off to The Guardian for double checking, though
Bootnotes19 Jun 2024 | 87
Wrongful termination lawsuit accuses Neuralink of Herpes B-infected monkey business
Forced to work through lunch, attacked by virus-carrying primates, and sacked for being pregnant – allegedly
Science17 Jun 2024 | 21
Italian premier taps Pope Francis to warn G7 of AI disaster if ethics ignored
Holy smokes, don't screw this up
Bootnotes12 Jun 2024 | 5
Musk wants to ban Apple at his companies for cosying up to OpenAI
Comment Concerned about secrecy... or just mad no one's buying his AI tech?
AI + ML11 Jun 2024 | 56
Tesla chair begs investors to bless Musk's billions or face an Elon exodus
He needs that compensation because he's easily dist- oo a piece of candy!
Personal Tech07 Jun 2024 | 107
From meatballs to metaverse – IKEA's flatpack fantasy lands on Roblox
Swedish furniture giant has 10 paid in-game jobs to fill
Bootnotes05 Jun 2024 | 9
Graveyards a favorite haunt for solar farms in Valencia
Because the dead don't really need all this space to themselves, surely?
Offbeat04 Jun 2024 | 11
Research finds electric cars are silent but violent for pedestrians
You're thrice as likely to be hit by a battery-powered vehicle
Offbeat22 May 2024 | 231
Really? A sarcasm detector? Wow. You shouldn't have
Computers learning to spot sass – what could go wrong?
Bootnotes20 May 2024 | 41
Dublin debauchery derails Portal to NYC in six days flat
Webcam art installation quickly descends into public Chatroulette
Bootnotes15 May 2024 | 62
Cops developing Ghostbusters-esque weapon to take out e-bike thugs
'Who you gonna call?' Dunno, my phone's been stolen
Bootnotes14 May 2024 | 67
Tesla devotee tests Cybertruck safety with his own finger – and fails
Faith in frunk flunks
Bootnotes08 May 2024 | 136
Razer made to pay $1.2M over 'N95' face mask that wasn't
Customers to get their light-up cyberpunk respirators refunded
Offbeat30 Apr 2024 | 22
Cloudflare CEO sues over free-roaming fidos at his ski resort paradise
Who let the dogs out?
Bootnotes29 Apr 2024 | 32
Throwflame launches fire-spitting robo-dog from Hell
The Thermonator can be yours for just $9,420
Bootnotes25 Apr 2024 | 54
Silicon Valley roundabout has drivers in a spin
Accidents at intersection quadruple
Bootnotes23 Apr 2024 | 88
Gone in 35 seconds – the Cybertruck's misbehaving acceleration pedal
Riveting conclusion to Tesla recall saga
Personal Tech22 Apr 2024 | 73
Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash
Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: 'Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage'
Personal Tech20 Apr 2024 | 168
Crypto conferences liquidated after biblical flooding in Dubai
There's something nice about seeing Web3 fanatics in ankle-deep water
Bootnotes17 Apr 2024 | 17
Judge refuses to Ctrl-Z divorce order made by a misclick
Computer says you're single
Bootnotes16 Apr 2024 | 57
Musk burns bridges in Brazil after calling for senior judge to be impeached
Tycoon threatens to ignore court order banning far-right accounts on X
Legal08 Apr 2024 | 86
Meta, Microsoft, X, Match pledge selves to Epic battle against Apple App Store
You have my sword ... and my bow ... and my axe!
Applications21 Mar 2024 | 14
Britain enters period of mourning as Greggs unable to process payments
First they came for McDonald's and I did not speak out because I have even worse taste in food
Off-Prem20 Mar 2024 | 251
When life gives you Lemon, sack him
Comment CNN veteran publishes Musk interview that got his X show canceled
Offbeat19 Mar 2024 | 117
McDonald's ordering system suffers McFlurry of tech troubles
Global meltdown turns fast food slow
Off-Prem15 Mar 2024 | 109
Rancher faces prison for trying to breed absolute unit of a sheep
Ewe-nique endeavor aimed to create Jurassic Baaa-rk experience for hunters
Bootnotes14 Mar 2024 | 111
YouTube workers laid off mid-plea at city hall meeting
Caught on camera: 'Our jobs are ended today, effective immediately'
Offbeat05 Mar 2024 | 46
Legal eagles demand $6B in Tesla stock after overturning Musk's mega pay package
'Criminal,' says CEO
Offbeat04 Mar 2024 | 58
It's that most wonderful time of the year when tech cannot handle the date
Fuel pumps refuse payment, smartwatches stop – all part of the rich tapestry of computer calendars
Software29 Feb 2024 | 245
Willy Wonka event leaves bitter taste with artificially sweetened promises
Charlie and the AI factory flop compared to 'meth lab'
Bootnotes28 Feb 2024 | 45
Apple Vision Pro rentals take China by storm ahead of official release
Factoring in the deposit, you'd be better off running away with it
Personal Tech27 Feb 2024 | 6
Google Maps leads German tourists to week-long survival saga in Australian swamp
Pair had to dodge croc on trek back to civilization
Bootnotes23 Feb 2024 | 77
Google co-founder Brin named a defendant in wrongful death complaint
Lawsuit accuses contractor and co-defendants of 'pacify and delay' tactics
Legal23 Feb 2024 | 31
Rice isn't nice for drying your iPhone, according to Apple
Old wives revise their official advice
Personal Tech21 Feb 2024 | 73
Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all
'Literally bulletproof' but needs constant cleaning to stave off corrosion
Bootnotes13 Feb 2024 | 212
Elon Musk can't wriggle out of SEC Twitter fraud inquiry
Lawyers argue requests for more info are tantamount to harassment
Offbeat12 Feb 2024 | 46
Add bacteria to the list of things that can run Doom
Frame rate would be even worse than the original, though. MUCH worse
Bootnotes31 Jan 2024 | 28
Robots with a 'Berliner Schnauze' may appear more trustworthy to locals
Dialect study a mixed bag when it comes to droids speaking highbrow German
Bootnotes31 Jan 2024 | 22
X hiring 100 content cops in bid to tame Wild West of online safety
Maybe those Twitter cuts ran too deep, huh?
Personal Tech29 Jan 2024 | 27
We put salt in our tea so you don't have to
Poll Despite US chemistry boffin claiming it improves the taste, we respectfully disagree
Bootnotes27 Jan 2024 | 204
AI-driven booze bouncers can ID you with face scan
Cheerio to cheeky Chardonnay chancers
Bootnotes25 Jan 2024 | 27
'Birthplace of Amazon' on the market for $2.28M
'Affordable' for the neighborhood
Bootnotes24 Jan 2024 | 21
DPD chatbot blasts courier company, swears, and dabbles in awful poetry
So this is the AI revolution
Bootnotes23 Jan 2024 | 48
Tech billionaires ask Californians to give new utopian city their blessing
They paved paradise, put up grocery stores, bars, restaurants, hotels, hospitals ...
Offbeat18 Jan 2024 | 46
Tesla owners in deep freeze discover the cold, hard truth about EVs
Not all batteries like subzero temperatures
Offbeat16 Jan 2024 | 383
Silicon Valley weirdo's quest to dodge death – yours for $333 a month
Wonder when he's going to give that 28-year-old their skin back
Bootnotes11 Jan 2024 | 87
The Register's 2023 in gaming had one final boss: Baldur's Gate 3
The RPG But we also have a bit to say about Dark Souls, Starfield, Foxhole, and more
Bootnotes05 Jan 2024 | 30
Zuckerberg hunkers down in Hawaii to wait out apocalypse
$270M secret building project includes 5,000 sq ft bunker
Bootnotes18 Dec 2023 | 86
HP TV ads claim its printers are 'made to be less hated'
Apparently they're being serious
Bootnotes07 Dec 2023 | 94
YouTuber who crashed plane for sponsorship dollars earns 6 months behind bars
There's an idiotic stunt, then there's obstructing a federal investigation
Bootnotes05 Dec 2023 | 34
Tech renders iconic rockers Kiss genuinely immortal
Final farewell show unveils the band's digital form
Offbeat04 Dec 2023 | 49
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