Sat nav blunder places The Rock in Skegness
But which one has more apes?
Bootnotes22 Jul 2008 | 35
US stops Optimus Prime at the border
Comments 'We've already filled our giant robot quota'
Bootnotes09 Jun 2008 | 4
Vista isn't crap but the 'leccy is
Comments Hide your doodles!
Bootnotes01 Jun 2008 | 11
Scientologist ASBOed for being over 36
Comments And Vista begs you to understand
Bootnotes27 May 2008 | 3
Aliens, astronauts and Pope partition PC World
Comments Shareholders welcome their new overlords
Bootnotes19 May 2008 | 3
Extreme porn, hard drives and election strain
Comments Phwoar, pass us some lethal skunk
Bootnotes10 May 2008 | 10
Lesbian lesbians fight extreme porn law
Comments While hobbits have a stab at freetard lurve
Bootnotes03 May 2008 | 6
Brown fingerprints wanted as Phorm bungles again
Comments Read on, dear techie nerds...
Bootnotes15 Apr 2008 | 5
Ubuntu unpwned as CERN prepares to destroy Earth
Comments And mobe explodes teacher
Bootnotes06 Apr 2008 | 1
Heathrow fingered over prints as Apple bungles EULA
Comments And don't use a gun for home improvement
Bootnotes30 Mar 2008 |
SP1 drops, iPlayer falls over and Phorm is less than legal
Comments And bees as far as the eye can see
Bootnotes21 Mar 2008 | 6
Naked old pilot executes unauthorised barrel roll
Comments Co-pilot slash BJ assistant 'very shocked'
Bootnotes01 Mar 2008 | 7
Nude Marilyn Monroe flambés dog, serves atop fire extinguisher
Comments Counterfeit Ocado's finest, naturally
Bootnotes22 Feb 2008 | 16
Exploding moose steals copper cables
Comments And evades Heathrow plods
Bootnotes16 Feb 2008 |
NHS Direct launches text message service
MY LFT RM IS TNGLNG
Legal13 Feb 2008 | 10
Microsoft dishes out six critical updates
And a further five 'important' patches
Channel13 Feb 2008 | 22
Microsoft acquires Sidekick designer
Flirts with Danger, then goes the whole way
Networks11 Feb 2008 | 13
Fermented fish symbiotically pollinate model's hardwood feet
Comments Paying by the word
Bootnotes09 Feb 2008 | 5
Blue-eyed schoolgirls headshot vegetarians
Comments Save the world from the likes of Alicia Silverstone
Bootnotes01 Feb 2008 | 1
The internet's up sh*t creek, but at least we have aliens
Comments No 'dwarven underlords' jokes, please
Bootnotes28 Jan 2008 | 7
Alcohol where the sun doesn't shine, and nanotubes darker than that
Comments Long legs and friendly bums appreciated
Bootnotes20 Jan 2008 | 3
Elephants take over transport network, mandate sex parties
Comments Getting drunk with horny elephants. What could go wrong?
Bootnotes12 Jan 2008 | 4
Paris Hilton goes for gold while crims are pretty in pink
Comments w00t!
Bootnotes14 Dec 2007 |
Never use an internet translator to hire a gorilla
Comments Butthash and flying cows inside
Channel10 Nov 2007 | 5
Flaming squirrel nicked for blatant forgeries
Comments While plods drop trousers, fine barmaid for breast extravaganza
Bootnotes27 Oct 2007 | 5
Leprechaun steals Gandalf's trousers, is offered starring role in The Hobbit
Comments While Microsoft invades your brain
Bootnotes19 Oct 2007 | 2
Never trust a robot with anal beads and a fixed grin
Comments A flying car? Your pants are on fire
Bootnotes14 Oct 2007 | 2
Alcohol makes you smart enough to study it
Comments And plane wings are a little chilli
Bootnotes05 Oct 2007 | 1
Ninjas battle invisible frogs in Hitler's San Diego bunker
Comments And sex with hoovers can land you inside
Bootnotes29 Sep 2007 | 8
Spunky salmon return to life to gas us all
Comments As the BOFH battles the architects
Bootnotes21 Sep 2007 |
Tech gets steamier with mp3 vibrators and strap-on kit
Comments And idiots break themselves against martial artists
Bootnotes14 Sep 2007 |
Toddler flexibility at risk as rock stars and goats die young
Comments: Just stick 'em in the giant pyramid
Bootnotes07 Sep 2007 | 9
Kung-fu monks can kick ass, but they can't reincarnate
Comments While rappers lick standard-issue grapefruits
Bootnotes03 Sep 2007 | 2
Boys' toys get burned, glued and impounded
Comments And stilted love scenes make us yawn
Bootnotes24 Aug 2007 | 2
Man loses leg in bathtub romp
Comments And dead men buy no ringtones
Bootnotes17 Aug 2007 | 10
AK-wielding geckos levitate in from the Tower of Doom
Comments We're all too busy smirting to stop them
Bootnotes11 Aug 2007 | 1
Ban the internet! It's full of worms and iPlayers
Comments And Google shows patent disdain
Bootnotes03 Aug 2007 | 3
Laser iPhones shrink your brains
Comments But overpriced booze doesn't - honest
Bootnotes28 Jul 2007 | 6
Keeping abreast of disappointing Apple products
Comments Does anyone have the young nympho's number?
Bootnotes21 Jul 2007 | 5
iPhones, iPhones and more iPhones
Comments Enough already!
Bootnotes13 Jul 2007 | 8
Children fight back against RIAA, take over Mensa
Comments While Blighty faces new Armada
Bootnotes29 Jun 2007 | 1
Unplugged life supports and padlocked manhoods abound
Comments Rival wiki smackdown slated on World of Warcraft
Bootnotes22 Jun 2007 | 1
Rufus, Mok and Lai urinate on mean customers' baggage
Comments Pain in the butts beware
Bootnotes15 Jun 2007 | 8
Naked builders hate ugly logos, but don't frequent Google Maps
A lucky escape for the rest of us?
Bootnotes08 Jun 2007 | 3
Dr Who saves Thailand from evil canine unmentionables
Comments Candid Martha Jones shots leaked on Google Maps
Bootnotes01 Jun 2007 | 9
Linux fans go nuclear over Microsoft's patent teasing
Comments And illicit Wi-Fi use can get you nicked
Bootnotes25 May 2007 | 11
Paris and Lara share a cell with rude speeder
Comments Bubba the Kid still at large
Bootnotes18 May 2007 | 14
Phoenix tears Stafford from BT
Appoints Chief Operating Officer
Channel08 Jan 2007 |
Computer 2000 fills board of directors
New Year appointments
Channel05 Jan 2007 |
Lynx Technology appoints new directors
Brief Ride the tiger
Channel04 Jan 2007 |
Compel appoints managing director
Kirby comes out of his Shell
Channel03 Jan 2007 |
Fayrewood shuffles board
As Esprinet buys UMD
Channel03 Jan 2007 |
Teen eBay fraudster sentenced to 12 months
Duped eBayers out of £45,000
Legal04 May 2005 |
eXpansys swallows MobilePlanet
US expansion
Channel29 Apr 2005 |
IBM wins $125m car black box deal with UAE
Drivers alarums
Legal15 Apr 2005 |
Cloned kitten sold for $50,000
The everlasting cat?
Science24 Dec 2004 |
Boffins decode Chromosome 16
Fulfil USA's Human Genome commitment
Science23 Dec 2004 |
Sony ships Vaio Pocket MP3 support update
Bugs fixed too
Personal Tech22 Dec 2004 |
Mobile phones 'alter human DNA'
Low-power microwaves cause mutations, claims study
Science22 Dec 2004 |
WD ups Caviar HDD capacity, lowers thermals
Cooler than slower drives, apparently
Storage22 Dec 2004 |
Biting the hand that feeds IT
