BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer?
Episode 6The case of Simon and the crunchy onion bhajis
03 Apr 2020 | 112
Simon Travaglia is the author of BOFH, the Bastard Operator from Hell, the long-running series about a rogue sysadmin. He lives in New Zealand.
BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do?
Episode 5Red pill? Blue pill? Window?
06 Mar 2020 | 161
BOFH: Gosh, IPv5? Why didn't I think of that? Say, how do you like the new windows in here? Take a look. Closer...
Episode 4No, no. There's no such thing as a stupid question
28 Feb 2020 | 70
BOFH: Darn Windows 7. It's totally why we need a £1k graphics card for a business computer
Episode 3Look to the future, Boss – you know it makes sense
07 Feb 2020 | 101
BOFH: When was the last time someone said these exact words to you: You are the sunshine of my life?
Episode 2It's survey time in BOFH-land... and the dastardly duo are getting creative
24 Jan 2020 | 101
BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret
Episode 1A tale of Simon, the PFY and the consultant
10 Jan 2020 | 109
BOFH: The case of the Boss's hidden USB inkjet printer
Episode 14A little life support from Simon and the PFY
30 Dec 2019 | 49
BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck
Episode 13If you don't cough the money, you're well out of luck
24 Dec 2019 | 63
BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'
Episode 12You know what the kids will think is boss? You, tweeting from that window ledge
06 Dec 2019 | 117
BOFH: Trying to go after IT's budget again?
Episode 11Ah, Director. Your childish antics warm my heart
22 Nov 2019 | 64
BOFH: Judge us not by the size of our database, but the size of our augmented reality
Episode 10In which the PFY and Simon show the Director their vision of the future
25 Oct 2019 | 70
BOFH: The company survived the disaster recovery test. Just. The Director's car, however...
Episode 9Well, it was an angry mob simulation
18 Oct 2019 | 98
BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields
Episode 8Slow your roll, your typewriters will be here anon
27 Sep 2019 | 143
BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump
Episode 7It's also our nickname for the ISA card guy we have to pay to fix everything
20 Sep 2019 | 100
BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet
Episode 6Leads? Detective Bastard Operator From Hell has nothing to Go On
02 Aug 2019 | 107
BOFH: On a sunny day like this one, the concrete dries so much more quickly
Episode 5Our hero and the Pimply Faced Youth valiantly bring pub o' clock closer for us all
05 Jul 2019 | 119
BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here
Episode 4The Bastard Operator From Hell continues to meet targets on his roadmap in the latest instalment
28 Jun 2019 | 79
BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH
Episode 3Time to take a custard pie, er, interface...
26 Apr 2019 | 107
BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts...
Episode 2The B stands for BOFH
29 Mar 2019 | 136
BOFH: Bye desktop, bye desk. Hello 'slab and a beanbag on the floor
Episode 1On our hero sysadmin's watch? Not likely...
22 Feb 2019 | 56
BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol
Episode 12And let's see how long he takes to crack
07 Dec 2018 | 88
BOFH: Is everybody ready for the meeting? Grab a crayon – let's get technical
Episode 11Mindfulness worksheets? Lattes? We're all set
22 Jun 2018 | 111
BOFH: Got that syncing feeling, hm? I've looked at your computer and the Outlook isn't great
Episode 10Oh, and sorry about your phone
15 Jun 2018 | 88
BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'
Episode 9It's for your own Health and Safety
25 May 2018 | 154
