Simon Travaglia

BOFH: You can be replaced by a robot or get your carbon footprint below Big Dave's

Episode 14 Decisions, decisions

BOFH21 Jul 2023 | 61

BOFH: Lies, damned lies, and standards

Episode 13 What do you mean you've never heard of the toner-cartridge diet?

BOFH07 Jul 2023 | 45

BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI

Episode 12 You get job security, we get lager and deep-fried food

BOFH23 Jun 2023 | 76

BOFH: Good news, everyone – we're in the sausage business

Episode 11 Contracts. Do you read them?

BOFH09 Jun 2023 | 104

BOFH: Get me a new data file or your manager finds out exactly what you think of him

Episode 10 A developer in sales? You poor, poor creature

BOFH26 May 2023 | 123

BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus

Episode 9 Is your hair on fire or is it just that lovely Spring sunshine?

BOFH12 May 2023 | 173

BOFH takes a visit to retro computing land

Episode 8 You know what never gets old? Taking the Boss for a ride...

BOFH28 Apr 2023 | 139

BOFH: We send a user to visit Kelvin – Keeper of the Batteries

Episode 7 He was charged on the spot

BOFH14 Apr 2023 | 122

BOFH: The Board members are looking very ill these days

Episode 6 Be nice if someone would keep a closer eye on them ...

BOFH24 Mar 2023 | 69

BOFH: I care a lot ... about onion bhajis

Episode 5 Users and colleagues? You couldn't pay me enough

BOFH10 Mar 2023 | 101

BOFH: The PFY has won an award … for outstanding service?

Episode 4 Something's not right here

BOFH24 Feb 2023 | 53

BOFH: Generating a report the Director can show the Board – THIS is what AI was made for

Episode 3 Spelling mistakes? Poor understanding of grammar? Yes, it looks like your work

BOFH10 Feb 2023 | 86

BOFH and the case of the Zoom call that never was

Episode 2 No boss, your monitor is not a computer

BOFH27 Jan 2023 | 82

BOFH: It's 4ft tall, heavyset, has optional fax. No they didn't take the toner!

Episode 1 PFY and Simon do some of their best work: outsmarting thieves, drinking beer and reading the fine print

BOFH13 Jan 2023 | 44

BOFH and the office security access upgrade

Episode 24 I don't care what the app says, I'm not dead!

BOFH23 Dec 2022 | 88

BOFH: Come back to the office. Your hotdesk is nice and warm

Episode 23 When your Christmas bonus is a gaming chair you found in the street

BOFH09 Dec 2022 | 60

BOFH: We're an industry leader … in employing idiot managers

Episode 22 Actually, strike the second part …

BOFH18 Nov 2022 | 61

BOFH: Don't be nervous, Mr Consultant. Come right this way …

Episode 21 Simon and the PFY take a closer look at a 'routine' data translation costs bill

BOFH11 Nov 2022 | 60

BOFH: I know of a small biz that could deliver nothing for a fraction of the cost

Episode 20 Say! They're right here in the room! Fancy that!

BOFH28 Oct 2022 | 44

BOFH: The Boss has a new watch – move readiness to DEFCON 2

Episode 19 Let us show you some pointless technology of our own

BOFH14 Oct 2022 | 67

BOFH: You want presentation layer, but we're physical layer

Episode 18 Or How to Philosophize with a Hammer

BOFH23 Sep 2022 | 47

BOFH: It's Friday, it's time to RTFM

Episode 17 What's that, Simon? Rich Text Format?

BOFH09 Sep 2022 | 191

BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons

Episode 16 The Dark Side … of the Spoon

BOFH26 Aug 2022 | 140

BOFH: Who us? Sysadmins? Spend time with other departments?

Episode 15 Oh yes. We'd be only too happy to leave our basement dwelling and frolic among you

BOFH12 Aug 2022 | 105

BOFH: Selling the boss on a crypto startup

Episode 14 A little hint from a Helldesk friend is all you need

BOFH29 Jul 2022 | 92

BOFH: Would I lie to you, Boss?

Episode 13 Are they going to search your personal laptop? Maybe. The main thing is not to panic...

BOFH15 Jul 2022 | 44

BOFH: HR's gold mine gambit – they get the gold and we get the shaft

Episode 12 If you step outside, you'll find the unicycle for the practical test

BOFH24 Jun 2022 | 110

BOFH: Tech helps HR investigate the Boss's devices

Episode 11 We're going to need a corkboard, push pins, red yarn and emails dating back to 2003

BOFH17 Jun 2022 | 49

BOFH: Where do you think you are going with that toner cartridge?

Episode 10 Did that printer service person just sell you 10 overpriced boxes of the wrong paper?

BOFH27 May 2022 | 134

BOFH: You'll have to really trust me on this team-building exercise

Episode 9 Why shouldn't the stairwell be the preferred location for our fun?

BOFH13 May 2022 | 100

BOFH: Something's consuming 40% of UPS capacity – and it's coming from the beancounters' office

Episode 8 Under-desk heaters, two small fridges, an entire kitchenette...

BOFH29 Apr 2022 | 122

BOFH: The evil guide to upgrading switches

Episode 7 Choose your own adventure! Who will win: the Boss or the IT admins? B or B

BOFH14 Apr 2022 | 85

BOFH: Putting the gross in gross insubordination

Episode 6 If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of 100 battles

BOFH25 Mar 2022 | 64

BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right

Episode 5 Choose your fighter. BLINK BLINK. It's your friendly operator here …

BOFH11 Mar 2022 | 84

BOFH: All hail the job cuts consultant

Episode 4 Who is that dashing, mysterious caller that has the Boss sweating so profusely on the Zoom?

BOFH25 Feb 2022 | 70

BOFH: The Geek's Countergambit – outwitted at an electronics store

Episode 3 So top secret even the manufacturer doesn't know about it

BOFH11 Feb 2022 | 89

BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves

Episode 2 In which Simon meets the new accountant

BOFH28 Jan 2022 | 99

BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it

Episode 1 And look, your COVID pass is all melted...

BOFH21 Jan 2022 | 63

BOFH: The vengeance bus is coming, and everybody's jumping. An Xmas bonus hits me…

Episode 23 … and Turing's going to miss me …

BOFH24 Dec 2021 | 59

BOFH: Time to put the Pretty Dumb F in PDF reader

Episode 22 Thanks for the support. Oh … that's us, is it?

BOFH10 Dec 2021 | 68

BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?

Episode 21 Pipe down – Nicolas Cage could be listening

BOFH26 Nov 2021 | 154

BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself

Episode 20 Service provider? You sure about that second bit?

BOFH12 Nov 2021 | 103

BOFH: So you want to have your computer switched out for something faster? It's time to learn from the master

Episode 19 Corporate will make you jump through hoops – but there's always a window

BOFH22 Oct 2021 | 97

BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.

Episode 18 Right, Mr Beancounter?

BOFH08 Oct 2021 | 159

BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine

Episode 17 Flame purifies all

BOFH24 Sep 2021 | 178

BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards … commence

Episode 16 Stacy? Stacy of the industry-wide Crazy Frog ringtone VoIP software update? Good work

BOFH10 Sep 2021 | 70

BOFH: 'What's an NFT?' the Boss asks. In this case, 'not financially thoughtful'

Episode 15 Anybody in the market for one of him whimpering?

BOFH13 Aug 2021 | 87

BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it

Episode 14 So what you're saying is you updated the new machines from the network – the infected network

BOFH30 Jul 2021 | 114

BOFH: You say goodbye and I say halon

Episode 13 I say 'Yes', Boss says 'No'. Boss says 'Stop' … and I say 'Go, go, go!'

BOFH23 Jul 2021 | 86

BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?

Episode 12 It is green, and BOFH is not the one. It's only a, er, miner problem …

BOFH16 Jul 2021 | 49

BOFH: Where there is darkness, let there be a light

Episode 11 Where two or more idiots are gathered together, try to reduce the number of idiots

BOFH12 Jul 2021 | 69

BOFH: Here in my car I feel safest of all. I can listen to you ... It keeps me stable for days

Episode 10 Yep, read the licence again

BOFH09 Jul 2021 | 88

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BOFH: Adventures in overenthusiastic automation

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BOFH: What a beautiful tinfoil hat, Boss!

BOFH: Zen and the art of battery replacement

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BOFH: You can be replaced by a robot or get your carbon footprint below Big Dave's

BOFH: Lies, damned lies, and standards

BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI

BOFH: Good news, everyone – we're in the sausage business

BOFH: Get me a new data file or your manager finds out exactly what you think of him

BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus

BOFH takes a visit to retro computing land

BOFH: We send a user to visit Kelvin – Keeper of the Batteries

BOFH: The Board members are looking very ill these days

BOFH: I care a lot ... about onion bhajis

BOFH: The PFY has won an award … for outstanding service?

BOFH: Generating a report the Director can show the Board – THIS is what AI was made for

BOFH and the case of the Zoom call that never was

BOFH: It's 4ft tall, heavyset, has optional fax. No they didn't take the toner!

BOFH and the office security access upgrade

BOFH: Come back to the office. Your hotdesk is nice and warm

BOFH: We're an industry leader … in employing idiot managers

BOFH: Don't be nervous, Mr Consultant. Come right this way …

BOFH: I know of a small biz that could deliver nothing for a fraction of the cost

BOFH: The Boss has a new watch – move readiness to DEFCON 2

BOFH: You want presentation layer, but we're physical layer

BOFH: It's Friday, it's time to RTFM

BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons

BOFH: Who us? Sysadmins? Spend time with other departments?

BOFH: Selling the boss on a crypto startup

BOFH: Would I lie to you, Boss?

BOFH: HR's gold mine gambit – they get the gold and we get the shaft

BOFH: Tech helps HR investigate the Boss's devices

BOFH: Where do you think you are going with that toner cartridge?

BOFH: You'll have to really trust me on this team-building exercise

BOFH: Something's consuming 40% of UPS capacity – and it's coming from the beancounters' office

BOFH: The evil guide to upgrading switches

BOFH: Putting the gross in gross insubordination

BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right

BOFH: All hail the job cuts consultant

BOFH: The Geek's Countergambit – outwitted at an electronics store

BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves

BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it

BOFH: The vengeance bus is coming, and everybody's jumping. An Xmas bonus hits me…

BOFH: Time to put the Pretty Dumb F in PDF reader

BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?

BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself

BOFH: So you want to have your computer switched out for something faster? It's time to learn from the master

BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.

BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine

BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards … commence

BOFH: 'What's an NFT?' the Boss asks. In this case, 'not financially thoughtful'

BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it

BOFH: You say goodbye and I say halon

BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?

BOFH: Where there is darkness, let there be a light

BOFH: Here in my car I feel safest of all. I can listen to you ... It keeps me stable for days

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