BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards... commence
Episode 16 Stacy? Stacy of the industry-wide Crazy Frog ringtone VoIP software update? Good work
10 Sep 2021 | 68
Simon Travaglia is the author of BOFH, the Bastard Operator from Hell, the long-running series about a rogue sysadmin. He lives in New Zealand.
BOFH: 'What's an NFT?' the Boss asks. In this case, 'not financially thoughtful'
Episode 15 Anybody in the market for one of him whimpering?
13 Aug 2021 | 86
BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it
Episode 14 So what you're saying is you updated the new machines from the network – the infected network
30 Jul 2021 | 114
BOFH: You say goodbye and I say halon
Episode 13 I say 'Yes', Boss says 'No'. Boss says 'Stop' … and I say 'Go, go, go!'
23 Jul 2021 | 82
BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?
Episode 12 It is green, and BOFH is not the one. It's only a, er, miner problem …
16 Jul 2021 | 48
BOFH: Where there is darkness, let there be a light
Episode 11 Where two or more idiots are gathered together, try to reduce the number of idiots
12 Jul 2021 | 68
BOFH: Here in my car I feel safest of all. I can listen to you ... It keeps me stable for days
Episode 10 Yep, read the licence again
09 Jul 2021 | 87
BOFH: Oh for Pete’s sake. Don’t make a spectacle of yourself
Episode 9 Just close your eyes and pretend it’s not there. Before you know it, it’ll be the weekend
25 Jun 2021 | 63
BOFH: When the Sun rises in the West and sets in the East, only then will the UPS cease to supply uninterrupted voltage
Episode 8 Until that time, if it ain't broke … oh god, someone call the ambulance
18 Jun 2021 | 95
BOFH: Despite the extremely hazardous staircase, our IT insurance agreement is at an all-time low. Can't think why
Episode 7 Why show them the door when a window will do?
11 Jun 2021 | 41
BOFH: I'm so pleased to be on the call, Boss. No, of course this isn't a recording
Episode 6 I was thinking to myself, 'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
04 Jun 2021 | 60
BOFH: But we think the UK tax authorities would be VERY interested in how we used COVID support packages
Episode 5 Or we could just all contract a little amnesia...
28 May 2021 | 52
BOFH: Postman BOFH's Special Delivery Service
Episode 4 Back to the office we trudge, dragging our hooked tails behind us
23 Apr 2021 | 97
BOFH: Bullying? Not on my watch! (It's a Rolex)
Episode 3 Aye, me hearties... it is time to call H-ARRRRRGH
26 Mar 2021 | 78
BOFH: 7 jars of Marmite, a laptop and a good time
Episode 2 Or 'How PFY and I do Access Control'
26 Feb 2021 | 88
BOFH: Are you a druid? Legally, you have to tell me if you're a druid
Episode 1 Er, I mean, droid. In the far reaches of the world, under a lost and lonely hill, lies the OFFICE OF NEVERMORE
22 Jan 2021 | 75
BOFH: Time for the MMOCC. You know, the Massively Moronic Online Christmas Call
Episode 10 This year, starring an utterly, er, empowering personal presence guru
25 Dec 2020 | 54
BOFH: Switch off the building? Great idea, Boss
Episode 9 Never mind what those blinkenlights are doing. Take a deep breath and this will all be fine
11 Dec 2020 | 105
BOFH: You might want to sit down for this. Oh, right, you can't. Listen carefully: THIS IS NOT AN IT PROBLEM!
Episode 8 Oh is that right? The crappy Chromebook is fine now?
13 Nov 2020 | 113
BOFH: Rome, I have been thy soldier 40 years... give me a staff of honour for mine age
Episode 7 Or, you know, just sign on this dotted line
09 Oct 2020 | 84
BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer?
Episode 6 The case of Simon and the crunchy onion bhajis
03 Apr 2020 | 117
BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do?
Episode 5 Red pill? Blue pill? Window?
06 Mar 2020 | 162
BOFH: Gosh, IPv5? Why didn't I think of that? Say, how do you like the new windows in here? Take a look. Closer...
Episode 4 No, no. There's no such thing as a stupid question
28 Feb 2020 | 71
BOFH: Darn Windows 7. It's totally why we need a £1k graphics card for a business computer
Episode 3 Look to the future, Boss – you know it makes sense
07 Feb 2020 | 101
