BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck
Episode 13 If you don't cough the money, you're well out of luck
BOFH24 Dec 2019 | 63
Simon Travaglia is the author of BOFH, the Bastard Operator from Hell, the long-running series about a rogue sysadmin. He lives in New Zealand.
BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'
Episode 12 You know what the kids will think is boss? You, tweeting from that window ledge
BOFH06 Dec 2019 | 117
BOFH: Trying to go after IT's budget again?
Episode 11 Ah, Director. Your childish antics warm my heart
BOFH22 Nov 2019 | 64
BOFH: Judge us not by the size of our database, but the size of our augmented reality
Episode 10 In which the PFY and Simon show the Director their vision of the future
BOFH25 Oct 2019 | 70
BOFH: The company survived the disaster recovery test. Just. The Director's car, however...
Episode 9 Well, it was an angry mob simulation
BOFH18 Oct 2019 | 99
BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields
Episode 8 Slow your roll, your typewriters will be here anon
BOFH27 Sep 2019 | 147
BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump
Episode 7 It's also our nickname for the ISA card guy we have to pay to fix everything
BOFH20 Sep 2019 | 100
BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet
Episode 6 Leads? Detective Bastard Operator From Hell has nothing to Go On
BOFH02 Aug 2019 | 107
BOFH: On a sunny day like this one, the concrete dries so much more quickly
Episode 5 Our hero and the Pimply Faced Youth valiantly bring pub o' clock closer for us all
BOFH05 Jul 2019 | 119
BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here
Episode 4 The Bastard Operator From Hell continues to meet targets on his roadmap in the latest instalment
BOFH28 Jun 2019 | 79
BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH
Episode 3 Time to take a custard pie, er, interface...
BOFH26 Apr 2019 | 107
BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts...
Episode 2 The B stands for BOFH
BOFH29 Mar 2019 | 136
BOFH: Bye desktop, bye desk. Hello tablet and a beanbag on the floor
Episode 1 On our hero sysadmin's watch? Not likely...
BOFH22 Feb 2019 | 56
BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol
Episode 12 And let's see how long he takes to crack
BOFH07 Dec 2018 | 88
BOFH: Is everybody ready for the meeting? Grab a crayon – let's get technical
Episode 11 Mindfulness worksheets? Lattes? We're all set
BOFH22 Jun 2018 | 111
BOFH: Got that syncing feeling, hm? I've looked at your computer and the Outlook isn't great
Episode 10 Oh, and sorry about your phone
BOFH15 Jun 2018 | 88
BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'
Episode 9 It's for your own Health and Safety
BOFH25 May 2018 | 154
BOFH: But I did log in to the portal, Dave
Episode 8 I know where your supervisor is Dave
BOFH04 May 2018 | 133
BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain?
Episode 7 It's the technology of the future-ture-ture
BOFH27 Apr 2018 | 107
BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried
Episode 6 You're here to audit us? Hi! Fancy a coffee?
BOFH20 Apr 2018 | 72
BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and ....
Episode 5 Simon and PFY gamify the interface
BOFH23 Mar 2018 | 137
BOFH: Honourable misconduct
Episode 4 Yurrrr. Yuurrrrg. Hnng. Vomit? No, I'm fi... yuuurrg. Yunnk. Unk. Gulp. HUALLLARRGHHHAAHH!*
BOFH02 Mar 2018 | 81
BOFH: Turn your server rack hotspot to a server rack notspot
Episode 3 Oh, Sales Guy! You're a riot
BOFH16 Feb 2018 | 82
BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support
Episode 2 What's that buzzing sound... Boss? Boss?
BOFH09 Feb 2018 | 89
BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service
Episode 1 Say it with us: BADD-AAS
BOFH12 Jan 2018 | 74
BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs
Episode 16 The numbers don't lie...
OSes24 Nov 2017 | 53
BOFH: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
Episode 15 It is the eeeeeeeeeeee-ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH
BOFH10 Nov 2017 | 55
BOFH: Do I smell burning toes, I mean burning toast?
Episode 14 This is not a drill
BOFH27 Oct 2017 | 89
BOFH: Oh dear. Did someone get lost on the Audit Trail?
Episode 13 Our expenses? Same thing we've filed every year...
BOFH13 Oct 2017 | 63
BOFH: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss
Episode 12 Robot intelligence not there yet... but neither is Boss intelligence
BOFH29 Sep 2017 | 35
BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits
Episode 11 BOFH helps promote his company's 'Story' (if promote = bag of quicklime)
BOFH15 Sep 2017 | 58
BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY
Episode 10 Special tables with special chairs for special people
BOFH28 Jul 2017 | 77
BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on
Episode 9 Thronging gangs of idiots besiege tech
BOFH07 Jul 2017 | 159
BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee
Episode 8 Do we have an agenda? Why of course we do!
BOFH23 Jun 2017 | 119
BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour
Episode 7 Migrate data? If you're keen on seeing clouds...
BOFH16 Jun 2017 | 98
BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back
Episode 6 Fly, little bird, fly....
BOFH28 Apr 2017 | 90
BOFH: Defenestration, a solution to Solutions To Problems We Don't Have
Episode 5 Fires and server crashes also known to work
BOFH07 Apr 2017 | 60
BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'
Episode 4 Putting the shi* into internship
BOFH31 Mar 2017 | 99
BOFH: Don't back up in anger
Episode 3 And soooooo, Brian can wait. You know it's too late when PFY walks by
BOFH17 Mar 2017 | 99
BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you
Episode 2 Come right this way. The PFY doesn't bite... that hard
BOFH24 Feb 2017 | 101
BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me
Episode 1 Letting go never felt so good
BOFH03 Feb 2017 | 129
BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample
Episode 14 Cherry-pickin'? You darn tootin!
BOFH25 Nov 2016 | 82
BOFH: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym
Episode 13 We'll take you away from misery of Hell Desk
BOFH07 Oct 2016 | 52
BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones
Episode 12 Boss, are you blushing?
BOFH30 Sep 2016 | 112
BOFH: The case of the suspicious red icon
Episode 11 Could it be a virus? Why, user, you should be head of IT. Yes, I said behead
BOFH16 Sep 2016 | 86
End of life for Linux 3.14
On-Prem12 Sep 2016 | 8
BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'
Episode 10 Even printer salesmen get the blues
BOFH22 Jul 2016 | 139
BOFH: I found a flying Dragonite on a Windows 2003 domain
Episode 9 Just slap on our custom VR headset, Boss
BOFH15 Jul 2016 | 56
BOFH: Follow the paper trail
Episode 8 What are you doing in our stockroom, buddy?
BOFH17 Jun 2016 | 90
BOFH: What's your point, caller?
Episode 7 Service within 48 hours... with a smile
BOFH03 Jun 2016 | 60
BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral
Episode 6 Just because it's half-dead doesn't mean you shouldn't keep flogging it
BOFH22 Apr 2016 | 101
BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it
Episode 5 Boss puts the ID in IoT
BOFH15 Apr 2016 | 63
BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles
Episode 4 Just as sure as a cattle prod goes BZZZZZT!!!
BOFH08 Apr 2016 | 121
BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon
Episode 3 Quantum security is no joke, y'know
BOFH26 Feb 2016 | 67
BOFH: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery
Episode 2 Onward, Ultrabook solderers! Marching as to war...
BOFH29 Jan 2016 | 43
BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please
Episode 1 The internet’s new motto: Citius, Altius, Fortius
BOFH22 Jan 2016 | 73
BOFH: Taking a spin in a decommissioned racer? On your own grill cam be it
Episode 18 The rise and fall of the Luton-based Lotus Eaters
BOFH04 Dec 2015 | 59
BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?
Episode 17 'I bloody hate time management applications'
BOFH27 Nov 2015 | 82
BOFH: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes?
Episode 16 Psst. I can make your network super secure...
BOFH13 Nov 2015 | 71
BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know
Episode 15 Has no one noted how incredibly dangerous the windows are around here?
BOFH25 Sep 2015 | 83
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