BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump
Episode 7 It's also our nickname for the ISA card guy we have to pay to fix everything
BOFH20 Sep 2019 | 100
Simon Travaglia is the author of BOFH, the Bastard Operator from Hell, the long-running series about a rogue sysadmin. He lives in New Zealand.
BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet
Episode 6 Leads? Detective Bastard Operator From Hell has nothing to Go On
BOFH02 Aug 2019 | 107
BOFH: On a sunny day like this one, the concrete dries so much more quickly
Episode 5 Our hero and the Pimply Faced Youth valiantly bring pub o' clock closer for us all
BOFH05 Jul 2019 | 119
BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here
Episode 4 The Bastard Operator From Hell continues to meet targets on his roadmap in the latest instalment
BOFH28 Jun 2019 | 79
BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH
Episode 3 Time to take a custard pie, er, interface...
BOFH26 Apr 2019 | 107
BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts...
Episode 2 The B stands for BOFH
BOFH29 Mar 2019 | 136
BOFH: Bye desktop, bye desk. Hello tablet and a beanbag on the floor
Episode 1 On our hero sysadmin's watch? Not likely...
BOFH22 Feb 2019 | 56
BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol
Episode 12 And let's see how long he takes to crack
BOFH07 Dec 2018 | 88
BOFH: Is everybody ready for the meeting? Grab a crayon – let's get technical
Episode 11 Mindfulness worksheets? Lattes? We're all set
BOFH22 Jun 2018 | 111
BOFH: Got that syncing feeling, hm? I've looked at your computer and the Outlook isn't great
Episode 10 Oh, and sorry about your phone
BOFH15 Jun 2018 | 88
BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'
Episode 9 It's for your own Health and Safety
BOFH25 May 2018 | 154
BOFH: But I did log in to the portal, Dave
Episode 8 I know where your supervisor is Dave
BOFH04 May 2018 | 133
BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain?
Episode 7 It's the technology of the future-ture-ture
BOFH27 Apr 2018 | 107
BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried
Episode 6 You're here to audit us? Hi! Fancy a coffee?
BOFH20 Apr 2018 | 72
BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and ....
Episode 5 Simon and PFY gamify the interface
BOFH23 Mar 2018 | 137
BOFH: Honourable misconduct
Episode 4 Yurrrr. Yuurrrrg. Hnng. Vomit? No, I'm fi... yuuurrg. Yunnk. Unk. Gulp. HUALLLARRGHHHAAHH!*
BOFH02 Mar 2018 | 81
BOFH: Turn your server rack hotspot to a server rack notspot
Episode 3 Oh, Sales Guy! You're a riot
BOFH16 Feb 2018 | 82
BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support
Episode 2 What's that buzzing sound... Boss? Boss?
BOFH09 Feb 2018 | 89
BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service
Episode 1 Say it with us: BADD-AAS
BOFH12 Jan 2018 | 74
BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs
Episode 16 The numbers don't lie...
OSes24 Nov 2017 | 54
BOFH: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
Episode 15 It is the eeeeeeeeeeee-ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH
BOFH10 Nov 2017 | 55
BOFH: Do I smell burning toes, I mean burning toast?
Episode 14 This is not a drill
BOFH27 Oct 2017 | 89
BOFH: Oh dear. Did someone get lost on the Audit Trail?
Episode 13 Our expenses? Same thing we've filed every year...
BOFH13 Oct 2017 | 63
BOFH: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss
Episode 12 Robot intelligence not there yet... but neither is Boss intelligence
BOFH29 Sep 2017 | 35
BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits
Episode 11 BOFH helps promote his company's 'Story' (if promote = bag of quicklime)
BOFH15 Sep 2017 | 58
BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY
Episode 10 Special tables with special chairs for special people
BOFH28 Jul 2017 | 77
BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on
Episode 9 Thronging gangs of idiots besiege tech
BOFH07 Jul 2017 | 159
BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee
Episode 8 Do we have an agenda? Why of course we do!
BOFH23 Jun 2017 | 119
BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour
Episode 7 Migrate data? If you're keen on seeing clouds...
BOFH16 Jun 2017 | 98
BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back
Episode 6 Fly, little bird, fly....
BOFH28 Apr 2017 | 90
BOFH: Defenestration, a solution to Solutions To Problems We Don't Have
Episode 5 Fires and server crashes also known to work
BOFH07 Apr 2017 | 60
BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'
Episode 4 Putting the shi* into internship
BOFH31 Mar 2017 | 99
BOFH: Don't back up in anger
Episode 3 And soooooo, Brian can wait. You know it's too late when PFY walks by
BOFH17 Mar 2017 | 99
BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you
Episode 2 Come right this way. The PFY doesn't bite... that hard
BOFH24 Feb 2017 | 101
BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me
Episode 1 Letting go never felt so good
BOFH03 Feb 2017 | 129
BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample
Episode 14 Cherry-pickin'? You darn tootin!
BOFH25 Nov 2016 | 82
BOFH: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym
Episode 13 We'll take you away from misery of Hell Desk
BOFH07 Oct 2016 | 52
BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones
Episode 12 Boss, are you blushing?
BOFH30 Sep 2016 | 112
BOFH: The case of the suspicious red icon
Episode 11 Could it be a virus? Why, user, you should be head of IT. Yes, I said behead
BOFH16 Sep 2016 | 86
End of life for Linux 3.14
On-Prem12 Sep 2016 | 8
BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'
Episode 10 Even printer salesmen get the blues
BOFH22 Jul 2016 | 139
BOFH: I found a flying Dragonite on a Windows 2003 domain
Episode 9 Just slap on our custom VR headset, Boss
BOFH15 Jul 2016 | 56
BOFH: Follow the paper trail
Episode 8 What are you doing in our stockroom, buddy?
BOFH17 Jun 2016 | 90
BOFH: What's your point, caller?
Episode 7 Service within 48 hours... with a smile
BOFH03 Jun 2016 | 60
BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral
Episode 6 Just because it's half-dead doesn't mean you shouldn't keep flogging it
BOFH22 Apr 2016 | 101
BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it
Episode 5 Boss puts the ID in IoT
BOFH15 Apr 2016 | 63
BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles
Episode 4 Just as sure as a cattle prod goes BZZZZZT!!!
BOFH08 Apr 2016 | 121
BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon
Episode 3 Quantum security is no joke, y'know
BOFH26 Feb 2016 | 67
BOFH: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery
Episode 2 Onward, Ultrabook solderers! Marching as to war...
BOFH29 Jan 2016 | 43
BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please
Episode 1 The internet’s new motto: Citius, Altius, Fortius
BOFH22 Jan 2016 | 73
BOFH: Taking a spin in a decommissioned racer? On your own grill cam be it
Episode 18 The rise and fall of the Luton-based Lotus Eaters
BOFH04 Dec 2015 | 59
BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?
Episode 17 'I bloody hate time management applications'
BOFH27 Nov 2015 | 82
BOFH: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes?
Episode 16 Psst. I can make your network super secure...
BOFH13 Nov 2015 | 71
BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know
Episode 15 Has no one noted how incredibly dangerous the windows are around here?
BOFH25 Sep 2015 | 83
BOFH: Press 1. Press 2. Press whatever you damn well LIKE
Episode 14 On the helldesk, nobody can hear you scream
BOFH18 Sep 2015 | 92
BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely
Episode 13 The best things in life are free, or at least come when there's no charge
BOFH04 Sep 2015 | 82
BOFH: An architect and his own entirely avoidable downfall
Episode 12 Office remodellings get lost in time. Like... tears. In rain
BOFH28 Aug 2015 | 43
BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one!
Episode 11 Leadership styles ... I like Hugo Boss suits and people waving at me?
BOFH14 Aug 2015 | 65
BOFH: Knitting bobble hats on the steps of the guillotine
Episode 10 While the Boss happily skips up the steps and puts his neck on the block
BOFH07 Aug 2015 | 17
BOFH: My diary is MINE and mine alone, you petty HR gimps
Episode 9 Read carefully before bursting in here like that
BOFH31 Jul 2015 | 54
Biting the hand that feeds IT
