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Looking to get complex machine learning models into production? Serverless might be the answer
Oh-em-gee, it's only another free web lecture from our MCubed team
29 Nov 2021 07:30 |
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MCubed does web workshops: Join Mark Whitehorn’s one-day introduction to machine learning next month
Tired of reading about AI? Why not give it a go yourself!
18 Nov 2021 08:30 |
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Google Cloud partially fixes load balancer SNAFU that hit Discord, Spotify, others today
If your favorite site was acting up, this might be why
16 Nov 2021 19:42 | 3
Video
Remember the 'guy in a jetpack' seen flying close to passenger jets? Probably just balloons, says FBI
Ah well, back to panicking over imaginary drones, then
03 Nov 2021 04:06 | 23
Special series
Find out how to build trust in your AI apps from our MCubed web lecture this week
Think explainability and accuracy are mutually exclusive? Think again!
02 Nov 2021 06:31 |
Security
Singaporean minister touts internet 'kill switch' that finds kids reading net nasties and cuts 'em off ASAP
Fancies a real-time crowdsourced content rating scheme too
27 Oct 2021 05:15 | 40
Personal Tech
Facebook, Instagram finally end days of uptime by returning to some downtime
Brave of Zuckerberg to switch to a three-day working week
08 Oct 2021 20:37 | 31
Sponsored
Mapping out that long march to database freedom? Here’s what your first steps should be
Mapping your migration has never been easier
08 Oct 2021 18:00 |
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Join our MCubed web lecture this week to find out how to get machine learning into production
Learn more about the operational side of AI on October 7 at 11am BST
06 Oct 2021 13:30 |
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It really is time to declare your Database Freedom
05 Oct 2021 18:30 |
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Hybrid learning works. This on-demand webcast proves it, in more ways than one
Retake, sorry, relive it all here
01 Oct 2021 06:30 |
Special series
Ready, set ... ML! Just one day to go to our first Mcubed web lecture on practical AI
Tune in on Sept 2 to find out more about Benford’s distribution
27 Aug 2021 15:00 |
Updated
If you can't log into Azure, Teams or Xbox Live right now: Microsoft cloud services in worldwide outage
It's not DNS. There's no way it can be DNS... It was DNS
01 Apr 2021 22:58 | 37
Security
Crooks social-engineer GoDaddy staff into handing over control of crypto-biz domain names
Web traffic, email redirected, personal info exposed in DNS hijacking
23 Nov 2020 22:52 | 42
In Brief
UK's Space Command to be 'capable of launching our first rocket in 2022'
Also: Skyrora aims for 2023 for its XL, ISS gets ready for Nauka, and HALO moves forward
19 Nov 2020 18:02 | 45
SaaS
Google Cloud partially evaporates for hours amid power supply failure: Two US East Coast zones rattled
Networking, Kubernetes, storage, virtual machine systems hit by outage
29 Jun 2020 20:17 | 6
Cisco Live
SecureX marks the spot: Cisco vows to make unified security control panel thingy generally available this month
And announces a bunch of other tweaks at today's virtual shindig
16 Jun 2020 19:59 |
Software
Facebook's cool with sharing the President's nonsense on its mega-platform – but don't you dare mention 'unionize' in its Workplace app
Zuck pauses plan to roll out topic moderation tools for its FB-for-biz
12 Jun 2020 18:11 | 26
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03 Apr 2020 11:01 | 3
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Amazon staffer based just a stone's throw away from Seattle HQ tests positive for COVID-19 coronavirus
Now this bio-nasty's got FAANGs
04 Mar 2020 03:14 | 67
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Continuous Lifecycle London 2020: First speakers revealed for our tip-top conference on DevOps, CI/CD – and more
Microservices and cloud pioneer Sam Newman to deliver keynote
20 Dec 2019 14:30 |
Personal Tech
Facebook campus death plunge: Cops say man jumped from 4th floor in apparent suicide
Foul play ruled out at Menlo Park headquarters
19 Sep 2019 22:40 | 10
Bootnotes
Byte Night 2019 just weeks away: Ready to sleep on the streets for charity?
Bed down for the night with tech's great and good at Action for Children fundraiser
19 Sep 2019 09:30 | 1
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Oh no, Twitter's gone down. How can we get the word out? Ah yeah, that's right. We have a website that works
App, dot-com go TITSUP globally (Total Inability To Share Usual Poppycock)
11 Jul 2019 19:27 | 22
Bootnotes
We asked readers what DXC should be known for... and of course you came up with the goods
You lovely bunch of, um, brand strategists. We knew you'd treat them right
14 Jun 2019 12:34 | 41
SaaS
Sunday seems really quiet. Hmm, thinks Google, let's have a four-hour Gmail, YouTube, G Suite, Cloud outage
Unlucky netizens struggle to connect to web giant suffering from 'network congestion'
03 Jun 2019 00:06 | 31
Who, Me?
Hi! It looks like you're working on a marketing strategy for a product nowhere near release! Would you like help?
Engineer reveals departmental porkies, gets told never to leave his desk again
13 May 2019 07:05 | 151
On Call
Techie with outdated documentation gets his step count in searching for non-existent cabinet
5-minute job? We've heard that old chestnut before
10 May 2019 07:03 | 109
Who, Me?
If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend
£500k social network scotched less than two weeks after launch
07 May 2019 07:04 | 110
On Call
A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'
Investigation reveals shelves creaking under the weight of printed-out missives
03 May 2019 07:10 | 237
AI + ML
Facebook AI leader Sebastian Riedel to deliver keynote at MCubed 2019
Blind bird ticket offer ending soon
02 May 2019 10:07 | 1
Who, Me?
Out-of-office email ping-pong fills server after server over festive break
Techie swiftly looks for a new job – but takes the 'embellishments' off his CV
29 Apr 2019 07:06 | 137
On Call
Is that a stiffy disk in your drive... or something else entirely?
Bruce v Sheila: Episode Two
26 Apr 2019 07:03 | 148
Roundup
Cache in those chips: Intel emits more ninth-gen Core processors, Nvidia touts GPUs and swipes back at Tesla
Quick summary as your morning coffee brews
24 Apr 2019 05:27 | 4
Who, Me?
Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper
Sh*t! Sh*t sh*t sh*t
22 Apr 2019 10:09 | 137
On Call
Strong-willed field support op holds it together during painful customer call
Are you... Are you sure that we make this machine, sir?
19 Apr 2019 09:58 | 51
Devops
Chaos? We’ll show you how to make it work for your software org
One month till we open the doors at Continuous Lifecycle
12 Apr 2019 09:40 |
Devops
From on-prem to serverless, here’s how to transform your software ops
Start by snapping up a CLL19 early bird ticket today
11 Mar 2019 13:32 |
Events
Want to learn how to accelerate your software ops AND save big?
CLL 19 early bird tickets disappear in two weeks
14 Feb 2019 10:30 |
Devops
Serverless Computing London Call for Papers is open NOW
Functions as a conference...
24 Jan 2019 10:10 |
Networks
Huawei or the highway: Chinese giant whacks marketing drones for tweeting from iPhone
Ooo, that pesky firewall!
04 Jan 2019 14:07 | 22
Events
CLL '19 to span DevOps, Containers, Continuous Delivery and Serverless
Agenda is set, blind bird tickets going soon
13 Dec 2018 11:11 |
Security
UK white hats blacklisted by Cisco Talos after smart security code stumbles
Cisco gracefully says it won't charge for the privilege
13 Dec 2018 07:01 | 20
Events
40 reasons to save big with CD/CI, DevOps, and Containers
CLL19 Blind Bird offer expires soon
22 Nov 2018 13:15 |
OSes
Microsoft lobs Windows 10, Server Oct 2018 update at world (minus file-nuking 'feature') after actually doing some testing
Autumnwatchers, what a novel concept: 'Extensive internal validation'
13 Nov 2018 20:11 | 66
Bootnotes
Open the pod bay doors: Voice of HAL 9000 Douglas Rain dies at 90
2001: A Space Odyssey's villain raised bar for killer robot trope
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