Japanese startup makes baby carrier-style sling for 'Love Robots'
Fittings open on Saturday, to make it easier to take motorized pals with you wherever you go
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Maxar Technologies: The eye in the sky tracking invasion of Ukraine
Expect to hear more from it as Putin's war wears on
Networks01 Mar 2022 | 61
We get the privacy we deserve from our behavior
Register Debate How many websites are dancing with your data like no one is watching?
Security16 Feb 2022 | 43
MCubed does web workshops: Join Mark Whitehorn’s one-day introduction to machine learning next month
Event Tired of reading about AI? Why not give it a go yourself!
AI + ML18 Nov 2021 |
Google Cloud partially fixes load balancer SNAFU that hit Discord, Spotify, others today
Updated If your favorite site was acting up, this might be why
PaaS + IaaS16 Nov 2021 | 3
Remember the 'guy in a jetpack' seen flying close to passenger jets? Probably just balloons, says FBI
Video Ah well, back to panicking over imaginary drones, then
Bootnotes03 Nov 2021 | 23
Singaporean minister touts internet 'kill switch' that finds kids reading net nasties and cuts 'em off ASAP
Fancies a real-time crowdsourced content rating scheme too
Security27 Oct 2021 | 40
Facebook, Instagram finally end days of uptime by returning to some downtime
Brave of Zuckerberg to switch to a three-day working week
Personal Tech08 Oct 2021 | 31
Join our MCubed web lecture this week to find out how to get machine learning into production
Special series Learn more about the operational side of AI on October 7 at 11am BST
AI + ML06 Oct 2021 |
Ready, set ... ML! Just one day to go to our first Mcubed web lecture on practical AI
Special series Tune in on Sept 2 to find out more about Benford’s distribution
AI + ML27 Aug 2021 |
If you can't log into Azure, Teams or Xbox Live right now: Microsoft cloud services in worldwide outage
Updated It's not DNS. There's no way it can be DNS... It was DNS
SaaS01 Apr 2021 | 37
Crooks social-engineer GoDaddy staff into handing over control of crypto-biz domain names
Web traffic, email redirected, personal info exposed in DNS hijacking
Security23 Nov 2020 | 42
UK's Space Command to be 'capable of launching our first rocket in 2022'
In Brief Also: Skyrora aims for 2023 for its XL, ISS gets ready for Nauka, and HALO moves forward
Science19 Nov 2020 | 45
Google Cloud partially evaporates for hours amid power supply failure: Two US East Coast zones rattled
Networking, Kubernetes, storage, virtual machine systems hit by outage
SaaS29 Jun 2020 | 6
SecureX marks the spot: Cisco vows to make unified security control panel thingy generally available this month
Cisco Live And announces a bunch of other tweaks at today's virtual shindig
Networks16 Jun 2020 |
Facebook's cool with sharing the President's nonsense on its mega-platform – but don't you dare mention 'unionize' in its Workplace app
Zuck pauses plan to roll out topic moderation tools for its FB-for-biz
Software12 Jun 2020 | 26
Looking for a tech job? Have a browse – there are plenty of roles in our biggest listing yet
Job Alert Employers seek devs, support, and engineers all over the world
Site News17 Apr 2020 | 6
Need a new IT role? These orgs are hiring engineers, leaders, analysts – see inside for more details
Job Alert Our free job ad offer continues and vacancies keep rolling in
Site News03 Apr 2020 | 3
Amazon staffer based just a stone's throw away from Seattle HQ tests positive for COVID-19 coronavirus
Now this bio-nasty's got FAANGs
SaaS04 Mar 2020 | 67
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Continuous Lifecycle London 2020: First speakers revealed for our tip-top conference on DevOps, CI/CD – and more
Event Microservices and cloud pioneer Sam Newman to deliver keynote
Devops20 Dec 2019 |
Facebook campus death plunge: Cops say man jumped from 4th floor in apparent suicide
Foul play ruled out at Menlo Park headquarters
Personal Tech19 Sep 2019 | 10
Byte Night 2019 just weeks away: Ready to sleep on the streets for charity?
Bed down for the night with tech's great and good at Action for Children fundraiser
Bootnotes19 Sep 2019 | 1
Oh no, Twitter's gone down. How can we get the word out? Ah yeah, that's right. We have a website that works
Updated App, dot-com go TITSUP globally (Total Inability To Share Usual Poppycock)
Personal Tech11 Jul 2019 | 22
We asked readers what DXC should be known for... and of course you came up with the goods
You lovely bunch of, um, brand strategists. We knew you'd treat them right
Bootnotes14 Jun 2019 | 41
Sunday seems really quiet. Hmm, thinks Google, let's have a four-hour Gmail, YouTube, G Suite, Cloud outage
Unlucky netizens struggle to connect to web giant suffering from 'network congestion'
SaaS03 Jun 2019 | 31
Hi! It looks like you're working on a marketing strategy for a product nowhere near release! Would you like help?
Who, Me? Engineer reveals departmental porkies, gets told never to leave his desk again
On-Prem13 May 2019 | 151
Techie with outdated documentation gets his step count in searching for non-existent cabinet
On Call 5-minute job? We've heard that old chestnut before
On-Prem10 May 2019 | 109
If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend
Who, Me? £500k social network scotched less than two weeks after launch
On-Prem07 May 2019 | 110
A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'
On Call Investigation reveals shelves creaking under the weight of printed-out missives
On-Prem03 May 2019 | 237
Facebook AI leader Sebastian Riedel to deliver keynote at MCubed 2019
Blind bird ticket offer ending soon
AI + ML02 May 2019 | 1
Out-of-office email ping-pong fills server after server over festive break
Who, Me? Techie swiftly looks for a new job – but takes the 'embellishments' off his CV
Systems29 Apr 2019 | 137
Is that a stiffy disk in your drive... or something else entirely?
On Call Bruce v Sheila: Episode Two
On-Prem26 Apr 2019 | 148
Cache in those chips: Intel emits more ninth-gen Core processors, Nvidia touts GPUs and swipes back at Tesla
Roundup Quick summary as your morning coffee brews
Personal Tech24 Apr 2019 | 4
Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper
Who, Me? Sh*t! Sh*t sh*t sh*t
On-Prem22 Apr 2019 | 138
Strong-willed field support op holds it together during painful customer call
On Call Are you... Are you sure that we make this machine, sir?
On-Prem19 Apr 2019 | 51
Chaos? We’ll show you how to make it work for your software org
One month till we open the doors at Continuous Lifecycle
Devops12 Apr 2019 |
From on-prem to serverless, here’s how to transform your software ops
Start by snapping up a CLL19 early bird ticket today
Devops11 Mar 2019 |
Want to learn how to accelerate your software ops AND save big?
Events CLL 19 early bird tickets disappear in two weeks
Devops14 Feb 2019 |
Serverless Computing London Call for Papers is open NOW
Functions as a conference...
Devops24 Jan 2019 |
Huawei or the highway: Chinese giant whacks marketing drones for tweeting from iPhone
Ooo, that pesky firewall!
Networks04 Jan 2019 | 22
CLL '19 to span DevOps, Containers, Continuous Delivery and Serverless
Events Agenda is set, blind bird tickets going soon
Devops13 Dec 2018 |
UK white hats blacklisted by Cisco Talos after smart security code stumbles
Cisco gracefully says it won't charge for the privilege
Security13 Dec 2018 | 20
40 reasons to save big with CD/CI, DevOps, and Containers
Events CLL19 Blind Bird offer expires soon
Devops22 Nov 2018 |
Microsoft lobs Windows 10, Server Oct 2018 update at world (minus file-nuking 'feature') after actually doing some testing
Autumnwatchers, what a novel concept: 'Extensive internal validation'
OSes13 Nov 2018 | 66
Open the pod bay doors: Voice of HAL 9000 Douglas Rain dies at 90
2001: A Space Odyssey's villain raised bar for killer robot trope
Bootnotes13 Nov 2018 | 47
'Frontline workers' of the world, unite! And grab yourselves a Surface Go White Van Man edition
4G version of Microsoft's budget fondleslab road-ready
Personal Tech12 Nov 2018 | 13
Save £100s on DevOps, Containers, Agile and Continuous Delivery NOW
CLL19 blind bird ticket offer expires soon
Devops12 Nov 2018 |
Monday: Intel teases 48-core Xeon. Tuesday: AMD whips covers off 64-core second-gen Epyc server processor
Chipzilla more like Tyrannosaurus Rekt
Systems07 Nov 2018 |
AI, Reinforcement Learning, Neural Networks... DevOps? Learn more this month
Event Making machine learning work at work
AI + ML04 Oct 2018 |
Want to get Serverless into production? Spend a few days with us
Events Serverless changes everything... 'cept for the things that stay the same
Devops02 Oct 2018 | 3
How have the BBC, Rovio and more put serverless to work?
Events Join us in November to find out
Devops14 Sep 2018 | 1
Event warning... Serverless Computing London early bird offer about to expire
Events Bin your tin and save some brass
Devops29 Aug 2018 | 4
Want to raise cash for Action for Children’s Byte Night? The clock is ticking
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Bootnotes13 Aug 2018 |
Grubby, tortuous, full of malware and deceit: Just call it Lionel because the internet is MESSY
Reg Lectures So what are we going to do about it? Anything?
Networks13 Aug 2018 | 17
Saving the internet, fake news warts and all
Tired of trolls? You won't win by controlling the internet, argues senior lecturer Paul Bernal
Lectures26 Jul 2018 | 19
A sure fire way to save cash and learn how to build AI: Early bird tix to our ML conference
Discount tickets on sale for just one more week – sign up now
AI + ML24 Jul 2018 |
What if tech moguls brewed real ale?
Updated: Competition How to get in free – or for cheap – at the Great British Beer Festival
Bootnotes20 Jul 2018 | 126
Continuous Lifecycle 2019 call for papers is open NOW
Events Who do we want on stage? You of course
Devops18 Jul 2018 |
TalkTalk shrugs off moaning customers to claim 80,000 more
Back in black
On-Prem17 Jul 2018 | 15
