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Feds break Apple's code of App Store silence

Fail and You Heads you're in. Tails you're out
Software31 Aug 2009 | 69

When ISPs hijack your rights to NXDOMAIN

Fail and You Get lost online, without ads
Legal17 Aug 2009 | 71

World whines as AT&T muzzles 4chan, Google

Fail and You Ma Bell and the /b/-tards
Networks03 Aug 2009 | 21

Twitter docs hack exploits stupidity vuln

Fail and You Google Apps and the mental midgets
Software20 Jul 2009 | 46

TechCrunch dubs Linux a 'big ol’ bag of drivers'

Fail and Googasm If you add an OS to Chrome, it's an OS
Software09 Jul 2009 | 76

Google code cloud punts on-demand embarrassment

Fail and You Mountain View's Sarah Palin moment
Software06 Jul 2009 | 35

Lamson - email app coding without the palm sweat

Doing what Java never did
Software03 Jul 2009 | 21

Opera Software reinvents complete irrelevance

Fail and You Unites browser with self-delusion
Software22 Jun 2009 | 108

Google Squared - the Cuilest search app ever

Fail and You Everybody point and laugh
Software08 Jun 2009 | 68

Google Wave - a developer's eye view

Better than pistol ammunition taste-testing
Software03 Jun 2009 | 12

Microsoft arms half-wit developers with PHP handgun

Fail and You PHP is legal. But it shouldn't be
Software25 May 2009 | 95

Wolfram Alpha - a new kind of Fail

Comment Welcome to the internet, Stephen
Software19 May 2009 | 179

Firefox passive-aggressives adjudicate Nerd Law

Fail and You Better than a severed horse head
Software11 May 2009 | 42

Sphinx - text search The Pirate Bay way

Like MySQL. But it can scale
Software08 May 2009 | 21

Will Oracle kill MySQL? Who cares?

Fail and You MySQL's already killing itself
Databases27 Apr 2009 | 43

Mathematica man brews 'AI' Google Killer™

A New Kind of Pseudo-Science
Software17 Mar 2009 | 58

Eric Schmidt reanimates el cheapo PC zombie

Fail and You Get out the shotguns
OSes09 Mar 2009 | 57

Life hands Sun steaming sack of...

Fail and You Lacking lemons, Schwartz makes JavaFX
Software23 Feb 2009 | 42

Dear Obama: Please consider open-source a waste of your time

Ruby on Rails will not save the planet
OSes16 Feb 2009 | 128

Google faces post-Fleetwood Mac comedown

Fail and You Mountain View in rehab
Software09 Feb 2009 | 36

Russian rides Phantom to OS immortality

The iPhone that never dies
Software03 Feb 2009 | 92

Linux to spend eternity in shadow of 'little blue E'

Fail and You Inside the mind of John Q Windows
OSes26 Jan 2009 | 238

Open-sourcers get with the git

Sucking from the teat of Linus
OSes21 Jan 2009 | 43

Web 2.0rhea hack mistaken for end of universe

Fail and You Much aTwitter about nothing
Security12 Jan 2009 | 56

Swoopo - eBay's (more) evil twin

How much would you bid for a bid?
Software02 Jan 2009 | 54

Fast and 'free' beats steady and paid on MySQL

Sun-sized inertia
Software27 Dec 2008 | 25

Google disguises capitalism as civil rights

Fail and You Chocolate Factory edge caching cashing
Networks22 Dec 2008 | 33

Larry Wall on the Zen of Perl 6

What kind of programmer are you?
Software16 Dec 2008 | 33

Native Client d**k-swinging met with fake Googasm

Fail and You World notices Microsoft not dying
Software15 Dec 2008 | 34

Google OS gOS - if at first you don't succeed...

Fail and You ...fail, fail again
Software08 Dec 2008 | 54

Amazon parks human genome on cloud

Taps Exploits world of boffins
Science05 Dec 2008 | 6

Down the Digital River, into the heart of download darkness

Fail and You You may own the bits. But you can't have 'em
Software01 Dec 2008 | 47

Jerry Yang - Slugworth to Google's Willy Wonka

Fail and <strike>You</strike> Yahoo! How did it come to this?
Software24 Nov 2008 | 24

Linux weaktops poised for death by smartphone

Fail and You Powerless against Jobsian divinity
Personal Tech17 Nov 2008 | 94

Michael Dell sells you some s**t you don't need

Fail and You Dude, I'm desperate
Software10 Nov 2008 | 25

OpenOffice 3.0 - the only option for masochistic Linux users

Review And linear optimizing Mactards
Channel04 Nov 2008 | 100

What Ray Ozzie didn't tell you about Microsoft Azure

Fail and You Behind the whiteboard of confusion
Software03 Nov 2008 | 20

Yahoo! begs world+dog for free engineering

'Opens' code for social networking's dying breath
Software29 Oct 2008 | 16

The iPhone App Store - a classic protection racket

Fail and You 30 per cent to the bag man
Software27 Oct 2008 | 53

1,400 Yahooligans perish as Yang raids needle cabinet

Fail and Yahoo! Maybe he shouldn't have bought all this s**t
On-Prem22 Oct 2008 | 27

The Jesus Phone NDA - No one cares but you

Fail and You 'Get back to work, c**kbite'
Software20 Oct 2008 | 22

Sergey Brin descends from Mount Sinai with Android API

Fail and You The Ten Commandments or a waste of time?
Software06 Oct 2008 | 31

OpenSocial, OpenID, and Google Gears: Three technologies for history's dustbin

Fail and You A poke is not a revolution
Software22 Sep 2008 | 72

Chrome-fed Googasm bares tech pundit futility

Fail and You It's a f***ing web browser
Software08 Sep 2008 | 172

Cloud computing: A catchphrase in puberty

Fail and You How Google and Amazon will take your money and step on your dreams
Software25 Aug 2008 | 46

Hadoop: When grownups do open source

Fail and You On the emasculation of Twitter and Dirty Harry
Systems11 Aug 2008 | 60

Sun may or may not be about to obliterate Oracle and Microsoft

Fail and You Transactional memory: The great nerd equalizer
Systems28 Jul 2008 | 96

Google releases serialization scheme

Fail and You Pedantic programmers hold love-in
Software14 Jul 2008 | 67

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